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- Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:14 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Stupid things you should know...
- Replies: 53
- Views: 24199
Stupid things you should know...
Never startle the shy (but fiesty) kitten.
- Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:31 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Stupid things you should know...
- Replies: 53
- Views: 24199
Stupid things you should know...
*looks down at freshly bandaged toes* Even with a light on.Originally posted by steynedvelvet
It doesn't matter how well you know the lay of your living room. Without a light on, YOU SHALL STUB YOUR TOE!
- Sun Jul 23, 2006 2:48 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Stupid things you should know...
- Replies: 53
- Views: 24199
Stupid things you should know...
1. Never remove a broken journal lock with a tiny screwdriver - it will rip out part of your fingernail when you slip. And you will slip. 2. Never melt wax in a pit on the stove and walk away. It will catch fire. 3. Never put your duty notebook in your shirt pocket when you are tired. You'll end up ...
- Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:10 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Captain America's got nothing on..
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2791
Captain America's got nothing on..
Just center it with a black background. 'Tis what I do.
- Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:02 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: You know you are a comic dork when…
- Replies: 15
- Views: 7087
You know you are a comic dork when…
Originally posted by Blue_Demon94 but I had to add that it meant Beauty in African:shifty No such language. YKYAACDW: I explained to someone that Bruce on Finding Nemo shared the same name as the robot in Jaws . While at work, myself and two other co-workes had a serious debate on reenacting, histo...
- Wed Jun 21, 2006 8:44 pm
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: Why don't these people GET IT!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6817
Why don't these people GET IT!
Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor Originally posted by NachtcGleiskette WOOOOO!!! :kiss :naughty :lick Seriously though? this is ridiculous. But it does leave a way huge loop hole which I thought had previously been discarded, in case of a draft. Which is good to know all I gotta do is lick a...
- Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:53 am
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: Why don't these people GET IT!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 6817
Why don't these people GET IT!
I'ld offer but I think my girlfriend would smack me into the middle of next week. Sorry.
And...that...that that...that trippe in that...policy...
Ok, I'm walking away until I can form a sentance which isn't composed of swear words every word, or more.
And...that...that that...that trippe in that...policy...
Ok, I'm walking away until I can form a sentance which isn't composed of swear words every word, or more.
- Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:03 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Design me a tattoo.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1940
Design me a tattoo.
http://tattoojohnny.com http://tattoofinder.com My sister *swears* you should be able to find what you want here. As an aside, coming fom a proudly tattooed person, asking some to draw a tat for you is a highly personal thing and best done by someone who knows you well. If you are just wanting a wol...
- Mon Jun 19, 2006 5:25 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
- Replies: 188
- Views: 78336
mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic Originally posted by Bamfette ack! that centepede... hope i never encounter one of them. one of the small variety can give you a nasty bite,i wouldn't want to think what something that size could do.... They bite?! ... How did anyone ever get close enough to...
- Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:34 pm
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: The dumb things that people do that lands them in the news
- Replies: 22
- Views: 11129
The dumb things that people do that lands them in the news
That's just...gah...horrible.
- Sun May 21, 2006 9:26 pm
- Forum: Cockrum Corner
- Topic: HAIL TO THE CHIEF
- Replies: 18
- Views: 14600
HAIL TO THE CHIEF
I so have to pick that up now.
- Sun May 21, 2006 7:52 pm
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: Umm...Hmmm....
- Replies: 20
- Views: 10105
Umm...Hmmm....
Originally posted by Angelique Again, the whole idea that this is part of some conspiracy to reduce women to baby-making machines is an overreaction. Theoretically speaking, unless you've had all reproductive organs removed, if you have sex with a man, there is a chance, however small, that you cou...
- Sun May 21, 2006 9:20 am
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: Umm...Hmmm....
- Replies: 20
- Views: 10105
Umm...Hmmm....
Originally posted by Angelique LadyErin, I'm afraid I cannot help if you find scientific facts insulting. Read any medical book on the subject. They all say that healthy habits for a healthy pregnancy should begin long before conception. Funny you think to lecture the person who is trying to raise ...
- Sun May 21, 2006 5:59 am
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: Umm...Hmmm....
- Replies: 20
- Views: 10105
Umm...Hmmm....
Originally posted by Angelique However, contraception is not 100% effective. Any woman of reproductive age who has sex is taking some chance on getting pregnant. No, it's not inevitable. But total abstinence is the only way to completely avoid pregnancy. Ange, honey, that's not true. I'm twenty-two...
- Sun May 21, 2006 5:43 am
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: The dumb things that people do that lands them in the news
- Replies: 22
- Views: 11129
The dumb things that people do that lands them in the news
ROFLMAO
I guess that's what my friend ment when she told me Van was a weird city.
I guess that's what my friend ment when she told me Van was a weird city.
- Tue May 16, 2006 4:24 am
- Forum: Cockrum Corner
- Topic: Hey Dave, The Cat is out of the bag...
- Replies: 9
- Views: 10209
Hey Dave, The Cat is out of the bag...
Scanned in greyscale maybe?
- Sat May 13, 2006 6:38 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
- Replies: 188
- Views: 78336
mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
One more reason I gotta move to Canada....Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
Am I glad I live in Canada. We may freeze our asses off 6 mnths of the year(ish) but our insects stay reasonable sized.
Paws
That's...just...wow...
[Edited on 13-5-06 by LadyErin]
- Mon May 08, 2006 5:27 am
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Sad news (About my cat)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 7215
Sad news (About my cat)
Indeed! The shelter is were Wisk came from.Originally posted by thylacine
The shelters are full of kittens who need good homes.
- Sat May 06, 2006 8:52 pm
- Forum: The Danger Room
- Topic: "Honk to Seal the Borders!" (The American Immigration Thread
- Replies: 13
- Views: 9479
"Honk to Seal the Borders!" (The American Immigration Thread
Originally posted by HoodedMans Love The problem with the pro-illegal immigration side is they have lumped all immigrants together, legal and illegal and basically told them all that other Americans (those born in the US) are against all immigration which is simply not true. What we are really sayi...
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:29 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Things that make you go DOH!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4059
Things that make you go DOH!
So do smashed potatoes!
- Fri May 05, 2006 10:27 pm
- Forum: Cockrum Corner
- Topic: For the Mrs. in the Cockrum Household
- Replies: 24
- Views: 15361
For the Mrs. in the Cockrum Household
Originally posted by Paty Darth protected my car for years... even in bad sections of Brooklyn and Queens. Two weeks after they debunked him and turned him to the light side, my tires got ripped off...sigh... Never send a goodie to do a baddie's job!!! LOL Paty :magneto *gigglesnort* Paty...somehow...
- Fri May 05, 2006 8:44 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Things that make you go DOH!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4059
Things that make you go DOH!
*laughs* I got one worse Northstar! I left a pan in the 450 degree oven with a wooden handle! No fire but *lotsa* smoke.
- Fri May 05, 2006 7:13 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: Things that make you go DOH!
- Replies: 7
- Views: 4059
Things that make you go DOH!
I once spent fifteen minutes trying to take my contact out - only to realize I had *already* taken it out.
And...it's not like I don't need them...I cant even read my laptop screen without them.
And...it's not like I don't need them...I cant even read my laptop screen without them.
- Fri May 05, 2006 7:07 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic Antics
- Topic: What are they teaching kids nowadays!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 4047
What are they teaching kids nowadays!
*giggls manicily* That's... *giggles more* Too cute.
- Thu May 04, 2006 10:03 pm
- Forum: Cockrum Corner
- Topic: For the Mrs. in the Cockrum Household
- Replies: 24
- Views: 15361
For the Mrs. in the Cockrum Household
Oh wow...That's really nice! I like how the lightsaber looks translucent.
I'm going to go sit and be jealous of your talent now.
I'm going to go sit and be jealous of your talent now.