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by thylacine
Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:48 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
Replies: 89
Views: 8518

What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?

Let's see... I think I can top all those ones! My neighbor, a dis-barred lawyer who has since been sent to prison (hey, I'm not making it up) rented a room to this really annoying person named John (won't give his last name in this space here). There is a stone wall that separates the properties. I ...
by thylacine
Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:47 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Dumb baby names
Replies: 34
Views: 6167

Dumb baby names

Yah know... I was watching this talk show (I forget which one) and this lady on the show was named "LaTrina" -- which is a pretty name... but when you think about it... (Get it? Replace the A at the end with an E... )
by thylacine
Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:07 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: NASA's image comes crashing down?
Replies: 8
Views: 1080

NASA's image comes crashing down?

Sheesh. You sure are right NASA should do a psych evaluation before sending them up there... that broad is nuts.
by thylacine
Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:00 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Kurt and Kids- comedy fanfic
Replies: 4
Views: 1561

Kurt and Kids- comedy fanfic

That is a cool story.
by thylacine
Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:34 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

"Mexican werewolves are coming up from MEXICO and they're selling crack!" Well that's why President Bush signed a law to make a big fence to keep the werewolves from crossing the border and the Border Patrol is arming with silver bullets, so the Mexican werewolves won't come across the border and se...
by thylacine
Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:41 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Urban Legends
Replies: 5
Views: 2248

Urban Legends

Satan likes to have a little party or something... I think that's scary, myself! I'm glad I wasn't invited.
by thylacine
Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:38 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Vampire cat
Replies: 16
Views: 1953

Vampire cat

This is a rare expensive breed... honestly, I'd rather adopt a fluffy homeless kitten!
by thylacine
Mon Sep 25, 2006 12:01 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

Yeah? Well, in my neighborhood, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have teamed up and they are selling drugs on the street corner. There goes the neighborhood.
by thylacine
Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:16 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species, weird science)

Tough street gang racoons and ugly mermaids... what's this world coming to? Sheesh. Next thing you know the unicorns will be dealing drugs.
by thylacine
Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:35 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

Anybody interested in the so called "mutant hybrid wolf dog" from Maine... they even got Loren Coleman, a.k.a Bigfoot Hunter, to check it out. It's got blue-gray fur, an ugly nose, and a got run over while chasing a cat.
by thylacine
Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:11 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: your Favorite villan and why?
Replies: 25
Views: 3217

your Favorite villan and why?

I like Darth Vader... but then again, the Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files is cool. :)
by thylacine
Mon May 08, 2006 1:57 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Sad news (About my cat)
Replies: 14
Views: 2007

Sad news (About my cat)

The shelters are full of kittens who need good homes.
by thylacine
Fri May 05, 2006 2:18 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

My tortishell calico definitely has a tortitude -- ouch! She doesn't bite the vet, she bites me instead.
by thylacine
Sun Apr 23, 2006 2:57 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species, weird science)

There is a cryptozoology.com website with all kinds of good stuff. Check it out. Also there is a great website called the "Thylacine Museum" which has great cryptozoological stuff.

[Edited on 23/4/06 by thylacine]
by thylacine
Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:16 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Sad news (About my cat)
Replies: 14
Views: 2007

Sad news (About my cat)

Putting a pet to sleep is the hardest thing to do... I've been there, and more than once. It's tough. Don't feel guilty if you get a new cat, because there are so many unwanted kittens needing a good home. Getting a new cat will make you feel better. It usually does.
by thylacine
Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:53 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

Wow... now that is wild. New species are being discovered all the time.
by thylacine
Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:09 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species, weird science)

I heard that only 30% of calicos are male, and that calicos also have mood swings (so says the vet). I have three cats, all female, one tabby, one blue, one calico. Two have angelic personalities, and the 3rd (calico) purrs one minute then scratches the next. Anyway... for those interested in crypto...
by thylacine
Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:06 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

That is very cool. Okay. Now, when are they gonna find the last of the thylacines!!!
by thylacine
Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:03 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Guilty Pleasures!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1772

Guilty Pleasures!!

Right now I can really go for a Hawaiin Pizza, dudes.
by thylacine
Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:24 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

That one eyed kitty is so sad. It only lived a day.
by thylacine
Sun Feb 05, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: Guilty Pleasures!!
Replies: 16
Views: 1772

Guilty Pleasures!!

How 'bout a hot fudge sundae? Either that, or a bacon burger with fries.
by thylacine
Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:37 pm
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

The winged cats have a condition known as "feline cutaneous asthenia." Sorry to take the mystery away, kids! It is a feline dermatological condition which the vet can treat in the office. Something is wrong with kitty's skin around her shoulders, and it stretches out somehow, looking like "wings."
by thylacine
Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Off-Topic Antics
Topic: mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,
Replies: 188
Views: 24116

mysteries of the natural world (cryptozoology, new species,

Speaking of dogs & cryptozoology... You're not gonna like this one, folks... but it's interesting. In the 1950's, Russian scientists grafted the head of one dog onto another, and thus a two headed dog. (How awful for the poor things!) The results of the experiment did not live too long, fortunately.
by thylacine
Wed Dec 28, 2005 12:15 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Another fanfic question
Replies: 6
Views: 1461

Another fanfic question

There was a scene in X-Men Evolution like that, though I forget which episode. For best results, though, try movies like "Class Action" and "A Civil Action." Edge of your seat thrillers!