Nightscrawlers

BWUAHAHAHAAHA! I'm sorry, but that was just so funny...*snorts*

Swans are nasty little things! They attack you for nothing, whereas a goose will attack you for food at least.

awww this story is so cute so far! Keep writing it! dernit! *glares menancingly at you*

grrrr *smacks uncaring Rogue* He's messed up because of you you stupid bitch! *whacks her again for good measure*

*sniffle* what are you doing to me, SheCat! you horrible horrible person! *sobs*

Raven woke up to her eight-year-old son’s screams. Snapping her eyes open, she instantly leapt out of bed, grabbing the gun that she kept by her bed at all times. Running into her son’s room, she flicked the light switch and she relaxed slightly when she saw that it wasn’t anything in the physical w...

The school was having a problem. It started small at first. A few pieces of food with nibbles in them, a couple of supplies also nibbled into, and finally there were the droppings. The droppings were the ones that clued them in as to what their little problem was. The word “little” being the most ap...

I have cable tv, with all the regular channels and stuff. If I have oxygen, I don't know it.

yeah...but what kind of duck? the daffy duck kind or the white kind, or the green headed ones?

I don't get the channel that has that show on.

He could have a rubber ducky!

:)Rubber ducky you're the one
*squeak sqeauk*
You make bathtime oh so fun
*sqeauk sqeuak*

Kurt smiled, and he performed a back flip, landing on his hands and he proceeded to walk backwards in a hand stand, smiling up at Logan. "What are you going to say when you get there?" he asked. "You need to have something ready to say to them you know!" At the last word, he flip...

“How long has he been like this?” “For over a year now.” “But how did it start?” “When he saw Rachel again after defeating TechNet and the Wolves. He and Rachel had wanted to make another crime fighting force called Excalibur to carry on Xavier’s dream about co-existence for Mutants and Humans, but ...

Kurt didn’t understand any of it, but he knew that he had to stop his blood brother before he killed any more children from the village. Growling softly, he leapt forward, taking hold of the wrist connected to the hand that held the dagger, making Stefan swear and spin around, trying to throw Kurt o...

Kurt was sunning himself on a rock in the forest when he heard a twig snap gently not too far away from where he was. Opening his eyes, he looked over to the left, tilting his head to one side slightly as he waited to see what it was. His tail curled up slowly, the tip flicking up and down a bit. “W...

I don't really think Saturninus was such a bad guy. i mean, he was really pissed off when he found out that Titus' daughter had been raped.

Why would he care if he was evil?:?

Fly Away Home was about geese.

He could have a goose that hissed and bit people!

aww this was a cute chapter too! me wants more of this story missy! Gimme! *holds out hands Invader Zim style*

"But we love you miss *insert name here*"

That whole clock thing was really creative man! insane!

It was his grandchild’s crying that woke him up that morning. Groaning, he opened his eyes and he looked at his clock. It was five in the morning. Well, at least his grandchild wasn’t waking them up at three in the morning anymore. That had nearly driven everyone insane, and it made him want to kill...

Three Months Later Kurt lay in bed, staring up at the ceiling quietly. Sighing softly, he let his tail move however it wished to, and it decided to curl up and into his field of vision at the moment. He smiled faintly, and he made it sway side to side slightly, pretending that it was a giant blue s...

He could own a flock of ducks....

And their number would very slowly decrease...

MUAHAHAHA:eeevil

but his make-up was awesome in Titus though!

but he was so pale... At first I thought it was the make-up, but when he's naked, you can tell that it's not just the make-up.

Do you think it was because of the drugs?

I loved reading Tommyknockers

*sniffle* that poor dog...

if Kurt had a pokemon...I think he would have a Mew, just because Mew's tail reminds me of kurt's and she is so darn cute!