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by The Drastic Spastic
Thu Jan 01, 2004 10:57 pm
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***
Replies: 161
Views: 61625

With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***

Tae, I really do despise the choice of Alan as Nightcrawler. I don't get people who love it, because I can't find one single thing about the character to love. (Or even like.) He's a creepy cowering pathetic unbalanced thoroughly unattractive little Bible-thumper with fake-looking make-up. And bad h...
by The Drastic Spastic
Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:44 am
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***
Replies: 161
Views: 61625

With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***

Doing lots of drugs at some point means you can't ever get a gut? Silliest thing I've ever heard. I might believe that someone who previously was majorly wild could never be in peak condition like, say, that of a world class acrobat. But, there's documented proof that doing lots of drugs in no way i...
by The Drastic Spastic
Thu Jan 01, 2004 9:11 am
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: Stop for the Commercial?
Replies: 9
Views: 6078

Stop for the Commercial?

You forgot a very important option: What commercial? :?

*filler filler filler*
by The Drastic Spastic
Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:13 am
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***
Replies: 161
Views: 61625

With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***

Originally posted by taekwondodo I have seen many pictures of him - most purporting to show how 'sexy' he is - and they uniformly leave me cold. *Especially* the shirtless ones. He really should keep the shirt on. Now I'm no goddess by any stretch of the imagination, but then I'm not being paid to ...
by The Drastic Spastic
Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:34 pm
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***
Replies: 161
Views: 61625

With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***

Originally posted by Lauren All right...this is just to pay me back for insulting that thing they call a hit show isn't it? ISN'T IT? No no, I kid. still, that wasn't very funny missy. and at least I put a big apology before I explained why the show was complete crapola on a stick! *grr* and as for...
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:31 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Lightning Squad Kurt: Pure Evil? Or Simply a Pawn for Hitler
Replies: 23
Views: 8549

Lightning Squad Kurt: Pure Evil? Or Simply a Pawn for Hitler

Hitler didn't condone rape so far as I know, so his being a Nazi is mostly extraneous to the question of whether he was evil. I mean, yeah, there's the whole question of whether Nazis were evil when they were "just following orders" but even other than that I'd say he was one messed-up evi...
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:19 pm
Forum: Comics on Screen
Topic: With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***
Replies: 161
Views: 61625

With all respect. Sorry X2 Fans ***Warning***

I apologize first of all to those who seem to really enjoy X2 and may even write really good fanfics or draw fanart using the characters but... I absolutely detest that movie. No, I do more than detest, I despise it with all of my heart and soul. Why? I'm not too sure myself except for the annoying ...
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:11 am
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: My Heart and Purse Have Both Been Stolen(Remy and Kurt are p
Replies: 12
Views: 6504

My Heart and Purse Have Both Been Stolen(Remy and Kurt are p

Fun little story, and it's roughly at my favourite place in Kurt history so yay! Kinda Die Biere redux. And for the most part it is extremely well-written but I gotta say... Originally posted by Lauren Both their accents had gotten thicker and a little harder to understand due to the massive amount ...
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:19 am
Forum: Comics Culture
Topic: Sly or Shy?
Replies: 12
Views: 7597

Sly or Shy?

Ooooh, you're naughty! :D

I'd still rather have someone who started out as more of an equal as far as innocence goes. Or just have someone sweep me off my feet. That would be nice. :)
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:40 am
Forum: Comics Culture
Topic: Sly or Shy?
Replies: 12
Views: 7597

Sly or Shy?

Sly sly sly sly sly! One vote for sly! Sly beats shy! Who doesn't want a guy with some spirit, and a sense of fun? Maybe they're not mutually exclusive but if I had to pick ONE... sly!!! Shy would get old fast. And I'd hate if "innocent" ended up meaning "goddamn prude". And &quo...
by The Drastic Spastic
Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:51 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: If you got to change *one* thing about Nightcrawler...
Replies: 46
Views: 18503

If you got to change *one* thing about Nightcrawler...

Originally posted by Man of Letters
Now how would you expand on that one thing you changed?
I was already pretty expansive... *idly wonders what Kurt would be like if he'd never been written by Claremont* Hmm. I'll go with that!
by The Drastic Spastic
Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:10 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Let's pretend Kurt is dead for a sec here....
Replies: 59
Views: 33783

Let's pretend Kurt is dead for a sec here....

Originally posted by Bamfman86 Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic It would be a pointless semi-demi-climax to a lackluster story arc, and none of the other characters would notice. Aren't you supposed to be...drastic...and spastic? That was.....depressingly realistic and calmly eery. Don't sa...
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:52 pm
Forum: Cockrum Corner
Topic: The Draco
Replies: 19
Views: 11657

The Draco

Originally posted by Dark Bamf
However, he did manage to get She-Hulk in the sack. And who's the guy outside the window?!?
LOL! Fer serious??? F'n awesome!

Okay, done commenting now.
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:44 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: who would be your fave Nightcrawler and any X-women couple?
Replies: 182
Views: 328180

who would be your fave Nightcrawler and any X-women couple?

Emma and Kurt. Hmm. That would be quite... interesting. Almost as weird as Bobby and Emma. It could work though, maybe.

But even though it would be messed up and never work, I really want to see him with Drazzler. :whistle
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:41 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Let's pretend Kurt is dead for a sec here....
Replies: 59
Views: 33783

Let's pretend Kurt is dead for a sec here....

It would be a pointless semi-demi-climax to a lackluster story arc, and none of the other characters would notice.
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:36 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Nighty's gettng a girlfriend!
Replies: 352
Views: 105825

Nighty's gettng a girlfriend!

So Austen got to keep Kurt through the shake-up, huh? I was kinda hoping La Cucaracha would get him. It would have been WORTH it though, for the pretty pictures. *sniff* Oooh, QfG4. I think I played that one. Kept getting stuck in the goddamn maze. Literally, the guy would walk to a certain point an...
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:18 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Nighty's best feature?
Replies: 42
Views: 17781

Nighty's best feature?

I would have gone with"dedication to good" or maybe "dedication to Xavier's dream" or maybe even just "dedication to fighting the good fight". But... :cry Okay, I need a hug.
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:13 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Lightning Squad Kurt: Pure Evil? Or Simply a Pawn for Hitler
Replies: 23
Views: 8549

Lightning Squad Kurt: Pure Evil? Or Simply a Pawn for Hitler

I didn't know Hitler promoted rape. Particularly of allies. They were allies, weren't they?
by The Drastic Spastic
Sat Dec 20, 2003 5:10 pm
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: If you got to change *one* thing about Nightcrawler...
Replies: 46
Views: 18503

If you got to change *one* thing about Nightcrawler...

I would wipe Movie Kurt from existence. That would be what I would do to change "Kurt", which to me just means the sum of the character. I'd like to change other things, but the BEST use of the wish... no Movie Kurt. Period. He sucked absolutely. :(
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Nov 25, 2003 7:37 am
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Kurt's tongue
Replies: 109
Views: 35080

Kurt's tongue

Originally posted by hilowey Why anyone would want a different body I'll never know...I even think getting colored contacts is stupid. My logic is: If you weren't born with it, you're probably not meant to have it. And I personally like myself just the way it is. What about dying hair? Cause someti...
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Nov 25, 2003 7:22 am
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Nighty's gettng a girlfriend!
Replies: 352
Views: 105825

Nighty's gettng a girlfriend!

Originally posted by Nightgamer dude, isnt jillian kurts sister? hes going out w/ his SISTER?!?!?!?! BWAHAHAHA it totally never ends!! :smirk hehe oh man hehe I'm tempted to go through the 10 pages of topic that have appeared since I was last here and just count how many times Jill insists they are...
by The Drastic Spastic
Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:52 pm
Forum: Fan Creations
Topic: Drawbacks of Dating a Fuzzy Elf
Replies: 31
Views: 12107

Drawbacks of Dating a Fuzzy Elf

LOL!! Those are great.
by The Drastic Spastic
Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:44 am
Forum: Nightcrawler
Topic: Build your own Nighty
Replies: 24
Views: 10364

Build your own Nighty

Currently he has the looks of Alan Davis Kurt (I'm big on posture) but, yeah, with the longer tail. And pupils. I like pupils. Personlity-wise... David Boreanaz as Angel. All dark and tortured... but cute and hot and funny at the same time... mmm... MMM.... NO I HAVE NOT DEDICATED THE LAST COUPLE WE...
by The Drastic Spastic
Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:26 am
Forum: Marvel Comics
Topic: What the heck?! - Namor cover!
Replies: 10
Views: 5605

What the heck?! - Namor cover!

I don't remember Namor being that hot. Chick looks like Nicole Kidman.

And the reason their parts aren't lined up is because they just finished. Y'know, she doesn't want any fish babies and they didn't have any protection so she just had him pull... erm. I think too much.