Miles' Roomie's Lament (A Song Parody)

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Miles' Roomie's Lament (A Song Parody)

Post by puppygirl » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:14 am

To be sung to the tune of The Captain's Wife's Lament

The blackbird flew into land
After fifteen hours off base
The X-Men hit Vito's bar
And drank at a rapid pace

After drinking up their cash
They staggered back to school
But hammered as they were they lost their way
And fell into the pool

Then Miles said “Fear not, me lads
I can just web y'all free
My room's just ‘round the corner
And there you can clean it off wit' me”

But when Miles' roomie awoke
Upon the break of day
They say that you could hear him howlin’
Clear to Bot’ny Bay…

He said there’s
Sticky gunk all around the bed
And sticky gunk on the floor
Sticky gunk in the bathroom
And behind the closet door

There’s sticky gunk in the fireplace
And sticky gunk in the hall
The dorm room is carpeted
With sticky gunk, wall to wall

There’s sticky gunk in the entryway
And sticky gunk on the stair
And worst of all, there’s even sticky gunk
In me underwear

There’s some behind the desk
And beneath the table, too
I do believe your sticky gunk
Got into me breakfast stew

There’s sticky gunk here in front of me
And sticky gunk in the rear
My God—there’s even sticky gunk
Hanging from the chandelier

There’s sticky gunk on the windowsill
And sticky gunk in the tub
The sticky gunk even left a stain
Upon my favourite mug

Although I am a patient roomie
‘Tis more than I can bear
To wake up in the morning
With your sticky gunk in my hair

I ne’er again do wish to see thee
Darken up my door
So clean up all your sticky gunk and
Come round my way no more
So clean up all your sticky gunk and
Come round my way no more!
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Re: Miles' Roomie's Lament (A Song Parody)

Post by PsychoKez056 » Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:58 pm

XD

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Re: Miles' Roomie's Lament (A Song Parody)

Post by steyn » Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:11 pm

LOL

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