5/12 Game: Dammit Janet!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:27 pm
Jean-Paul: The window was not the most comfortable thing in the world Jean-Paul was leaning against as they made their way home but it was at least solid and trustworthy as far as not going anywhere was concerned. The mission had been a complete flop as...well...there had been no mission. No sign of Pestilence at the plant they had been sent to or anything.
Jean-Paul: To tell the truth he wasn't sure if he was relieved or disappointed; both, most likely.
Noriko: Noriko was once again singing her legs on her chair, eyes glowing slightly as she magnetized some paperclips out of boredem and disapointment. No chances to save Clarice tonight.
Jimmy: "so THEN Jacob said 'Bitch, when the FUCk are we ever gonna need fuckin' pikey theroy in real life, threw his protractor at Mrs. Davis and stormed out and the funny thing 'bout that story is that he later went on to become a builder's apprentice and his new boss made him go to night school to learn pythagorus' theroum."
Melati: "That day had much less punching than I hoped it would," Melati stated, lounging in her chair, feet propped up on the back of the seat in front of her. "Well, not that I planned to punch our friends, but... well, you get what I mean."
Ankka: Ankka was in his seat, spinning Mjolnir in his hands idly, watching the runes flare and dim with his touch. This was a nightmare, it really was...people he'd known and studied with brainwashed and used to hurt others. The thoughts in his head weren't great, and it didn't help that there was someone on the plane that didn't believe in silence.
Jimmy: Jim was sat up ramrod straight in his chair, fingers digging into the armrest, okay .. so there hadn't been a fight but he was still shitting bricks from there having been a possible potential fight.
Ankka: "...I need mead. And Koskenkorva." He muttered, the hammer making a sharp metallic 'ping' as a snap of his energy went over it.
Jimmy: "So what're we gonna do now? We just gonna go back to the school? 'Cos I'm still not even sure where the bathrooms are there yet. Hey, so that's like, a real weapon? Can anyone use it? Don't you have rules against bringing war hammers into school? Can I play with it?"
Noriko: "Whats Kos-ken-orva?" Frowning up at her Ankka, trying not to zone out on jimmys quiant but unneeded reditions of school life.
Melati: "I have no idea what that is," Mel told Ankka, turning her head to look at him. "I'll take two."
Jean-Paul: "Yeah, definitely get what you mean." Jean-Paul murmured, pulling himself up from the window pillow as it was quickly becoming apparent to him that their newfound companion would make sleeping pretty impossible. "I think we all could use some mead and various other forms of booze."
Ankka: Ankka lifted his head to stare at the new kid, trying to focus on what he'd asked. "Yes, I don't know, probably, and hell no." He answered in order. "Koskenkorva...is a wery potent Finnish drink. Last time I drank it, this happened, isn't that right, JP?"
Jack: Jack just sat still, mouth hanging slightly open as he just kept on watching the bald kid... yammering on and on and on....
Jimmy: "Wait we're going to a bar? Mate! No way would anyone believe i'm over 21, they probabaly won't even believe it when I am 21, it is 21 to drink over here right? So you guys are just like gonna leave me in the van? Suck! Awww, how come, if I had a hammer I'd let you play with it, no homo."
Noriko: "I think I wouldn't mind getting alittle drunk... hehe wow Jp made your hammer appear eh?" Giggling alittle even with the sad look in her eyes and a slight huff.
Melati: "Hey, why don't we stop by somewhere fun and celebrate that we didn't have to fight our own friends today," Melati asked, lifting her head to look at the assembled students. "And to hopefully fill my action quota for the day."
Ankka: He tapped Mjolnir, the hammer snapping again, before blinking at the boy. Why not. "Here." He offered the kid the shaft with a perfectly straight face.
Jean-Paul: "What can I say? I bring a lot out in people." Jean-Paul deadpanned, rubbing at his eyes. "I am very okay with that idea." He nodded to Mel as he fantasized about attempting to bathe in whatever would cause a lasting drunk on him.
Ankka: "And yes...that he did." He grinned at Noriko, before pulling her in for a kiss.
Jimmy: "Awesome-arrrgh!" As Jim tried to take the hammer it dropped like a dead weight to the floor of the van, making the whole veichal shudder, "Holy shit man! How'd you manage to lug this thing about!?"
Ankka: "Qvite easily. Vhat's wrong?"
Noriko: Giving Ankka a kiss she turned her head to watch Jimmy with the hammer and giggled. "Thats why no one else gets to play with his hammer."
Jimmy: "It's like trying to lift a car! Or a giant sea monster!" Jimmy strained, trying to lift it up, "What're you, superman or something!?"
Melati: "Now you're just tempting me to try," Mel commented, looking over her shoulder.
Ankka: "No...just a god." Ankka grinned openly, arm still around Noriko. Hey, it was taking their mind off things. "Feel free, Mel, if you think you can handle the might of Thor."
Jean-Paul: "This is getting dirtier and dirtier by the minute, just so you all know."
Ankka: "Vhy, vant to join in, JP?"
Jean-Paul: "I'd rather not want to put my shoulder out trying to pull your hammer today."
Jimmy: "But you're not a god though, you're just a mutant, man, why can't I have awesome strength? Or shoot eyebeams. Or zap people and fly and all that shit, my mutation sucks, are you even sure I am a mutant, 'cos I'm not so sure, anyone can talk. Except mute people, but they can still sign talk ... why is the rabbit staring at me and drooling?"
Jack: "....................................................................."
Ankka: "Awww..." Ankka gave him a pout, before the big blond zoned out again and there was a snap of energy across the hammer in Jimmy's hands.
Jean-Paul: "Because your talking has numbed Jack's brain and I think we all feel ourselves following down that path...or he thinks you look like a carrot, I don't know."
Melati: Leaning over, she looked down at the large metal hammer, then back at the blond guy it belonged to. "Think I'll give it a try after the first round," Mel said, a smirk forming on her lips.
Jean-Paul: "To booze?" Jean-Paul looked to the others hopefully.
Jimmy: "Argh!" Jim dropped the hammer, "It bit me! You're hammer actually bit me!" He shook out his hand.
Jimmy: "Jaaaaaack, Jacky-boy, Roger Raaaaaabit," Jimmy tried snapping his fingers infront of the guy's face, "Wake up Harvey, ya creeping me out!"
Ankka: Ankka held out a hand, the axe-hammer smacking into his palm and then resting on the floor again. "To booze. Hell yes, to booze." He sighed, gloved thumb testing the edge of the axe-blade vaguely. "Bit...you? How can it bite?"
Jimmy: "I dunno, it did something!"
Jack: Jack shook his head, "What? What the f.. geeze," he wiped his mouth and chin clean from the drool.
Melati: "To booze and beyond," Melati joined in, raising a fist into the air. "Come on, everybody, tonight we're gonna skin ourselves a cat!"
Jean-Paul: "I swear, it's like your voice has drilled itself into my head." Jean-Paul complained as he shook his head, trying to shake the effect off.
Jack: "Man, I just... zoned out... we'res going to a bar, right? Um, yay booze and stuff..."
Noriko: "To booze and playing with hammers!" Grinning at everyone as the happiness came back into her features, next time they would save their friends!
Jack: Jack yawned, "And to redbull."
Ankka: "I don't think Mjolnir likes you." Ankka shook his head. "It's okay though, I do." He kissed Noriko again, putting the hammer across her lap. Oddly enough, Noriko could pick it up easily, he'd found. Tiny Japanese girl with a giant axe-hammer...it was almost neccessary, he supposed...
Jimmy: "My mutation sucks," Jim sulked.
Jack: "You think yours suck? Look at me, this is my mutation." Jack said gesturing to himself from head to toe.
Ankka: "Hey, don't vorry...vhen I came to the school I vas a cannonball. Now, apparently, I'm Thor himself. Or something. I don't know any more."
Jean-Paul: "At least you can make a killing in and around Easter. How much further to booze?"
Ankka: And, as if on time, a rumble of thunder rolled out of an otherwise clear sky.
Jack: "JP, don't bring easter into things. Do you know what Oviposition means?"
Ankka: "...Something to do vith voman's periods?"
Noriko: Noriko was quite haappy playing with the hammer handle, granted she alone could pick it up but it didn't make it easy, the weight was just to awkward for her size really.
Jean-Paul: "...do you seriously have an egg giving mutation?"
Jimmy: "Did you do that!?" Jimmy demanded of Ankka at the sound of thunder, "ugh, mate, he totally hogged all the good powers man, didn't he?" He nudged Jack.
Melati: "Don't you worry, kiddo," Melati assured the new kid, flashing him a grin. "Just hang around me, and some of that awesome will surely rub off to you."
Ankka: "Do vhat? The thunder? No, I don't have veather control." Ankka blinked. "Othervise trust me, it vould be snowing right now." He did kinda miss snow, if he was honest...
Jack: "Fuck no," Jack outright told JP, "and I would appreciate it if you would tell every other little kid wanting an egg from me."
Jean-Paul: Despite his current mood, Jean-Paul found himself giggling, fully intending to leave eggs in Jack's bed from now on.
Melati: "Wouldn't that be more my specialty," she asked. "I mean, it would make much more sense if there were an Easter-Lizard. Or Easter-Chicken, at least."
Jack: Jack unconsciously rubbed his side where Elmer fudd nudged him. "I wouldn't mind having that mind reading powers. Or telekinesis. Or teleportation."
Jimmy: "i dunno, I always though that the Easter Bunny had a slave force of caged chocolate geese that lay the eggs for him and he claims all the credit."
Ankka: "Does a Hammerang count as telekinesis...?"
Jean-Paul: "Sorry, don't think so. I think you just have selective accio."
Jack: "Hmm... slave force... tempting." Jack mused.
Jimmy: "And then when one of them stops laying, he eats it infront of the others as a lesson."
Jimmy: "Are we there yet?"
Jack: "...I'm... I'm not sure if I should be aroused or grossed out at that idea..." Jack felt confused.
Jimmy: ".... Ewwwwww! Mate that is RANK!"
Jack: "Wait, you were talking about me eating the eggs... I thought you were talking about the slaves."
Melati: "You should keep that idea in mind," Mel remarked, pointing her finger at Jack. She climbed out of her seat and leaned over the control panel, trying to make sense of the displays. "This was all much clearer to me before we took off, but I think the autopilot is trying to tell me where we're close to home."
Jimmy: "I thought you were talkin' 'out getting aroused from eatin' live geese!"
Melati: "Hey, how do you program a new destination? Just a small nudge, and it should take it to the bar near the school."
Jack: "I'm really confused now."
Jean-Paul: "So we can land and head to Vito's?" Focus on the booze, not the goose dinner. Don't think about any of that.
Jack: "Weren't we talking about geese eating their own chocolate eggs?"
Ankka: "Let me, I've flown fighter jets." Ankka got up, leaving the hammer with Noriko, and sat in the pilot's seat, looking at the dials. Very very advanced, buuuut...he pressed a few buttons, frowning, and the new destination came up. "There ve go."
Jimmy: "I don't know anymore, I just know my mind went to a dark, horrible place and I think we should never speak of this again."
Jack: "Agreed."
Jean-Paul: "...I sort of want goose right now though."
Jack: Jack rubbed his temples trying to reorganise his thoughts, "I could do with chocolate right about now."
Jimmy: "Pheasent is best, we go and poach 'em back home. Geese are evil bastards, and they're sorta resistant to being hidden under yer jumper unless you had a gun and shot it, but shooting animals yer tryin' to poach is a bad idea since generally other people will hear the gun going off, unless you gots one of those fancy ones with a silencer-"
Ankka: And outside the windows, what had been a clear day started to turn cloudy, the clouds low, leaden and heavy. It looked more like the sky just before a very heavy storm, in fact.
Noriko: "I miss eating Calamari.... Think Vitos do any? Cause I......" And cue the zoning out again.
Ankka: Ankka was zoning out, watching the clouds break up...then resurfacing out of the zone. "Can you not control that?" And the clouds rolled right back in.
Jean-Paul: "I'm sure you can find calamari at a good many places here but I don't think Vito's has it, no...he might have a silencer though."
Jean-Paul: "Wait...calamari has nothing to do with silencers...nevermind."
Melati: "Hey, that looks easy enough," Mel commented, watching as Ankka toyed with the autopilot, right before getting mesmerized by the shiny blinking lights. "What do I push to make it do a barrel roll? This one here?"
Jack: "I wonder if you can put a muffler on an elephant gun, seeing that a silencer would be too small..."
Jean-Paul: Jean-Paul shook his head again, wondering how exactly his mind had thought shooting calamari and then remembered their new friend. "You are going to screw with so many people, aren't you?"
Ankka: "I don't know, honestly...if I take it off autopilot I could probably do one...?" The grin was purely innocent as he looked at Mel.
Jimmy: "NONONONOBARRELROLLS! Hey Melati, I've only ever played the first portal game and that was by accdent 'cos I bought it for Team Fortress-" Jim launched into a long, rambling speech aimed at Mel about Valve games.
Noriko: "Ankka what is a Bar-rel roll? Cause it sounds like your gonna....." Blink.... blink....
Jack: There was something.... something... it started with a 'b'...... chocolate didn't start with a 'b'.... neither did geese, or easter for that matter. Bunnies? No, that's not it. "Booze!"
Ankka: "Booze...booze, yes..." Fuck. He glared at the sky outside the cockpit, and then yelped as suddenly snow. "...Tyr's hand!"
Jack: "Tyson's punch!"
Melati: Fortunately for everyone involved, the jet had already begun its automated descent and landing procedure, while Melati's mind became occupied with video games. "Hey, that Portal stuff reminds me of what we've got in the basement back at the school," she chimed in. "Including the creepy robot lady."
Jack: "She has tapes." Jack added.
Jimmy: "-and that's why Sniper is the best class." Jimmy finished, slightly red in the face, then looked around and his zoned out fellows.
Jimmy: "Tits! I thought maybe if I just talked at her it would only effect her?"
Ankka: "...It's snowing. Vhy is it snowing? This is not normal veather for anything under the Artic circle, is it?"
Jimmy: "It always snows in New York if it isn't summer though, right?"
Noriko: "No snow is not normal...." Shaking her head alittle. " And yes we were planning booze right?" Rubbing her head before picking up the hammer properly to look at the pretty scribbles.
Jimmy: "Hey! She can lift it up! How come she can lift it up? You did something to it when you gave it to me didn'y you!?"
Ankka: "Huh? No...she's alvways been able to lift Mjolnir. Might be because she's my girlfriend and it's part of me...? I don't know."
Jack: "...oh so many jokes."
Ankka: "A little late to be saying them, rabbit." Ankka grinned dirtily, unable to resist.
Noriko: "I'm just that good at playing with Ankka's hammer." Whimsical voice giggling again before she blushed realising she'd actually made a proper dirty joke for once.
Jimmy: Jim squinted at Ankka and Noriko, so they'd done the nasty? But he was so big .... and she was so tiny .... how did it work?
Jack: "That's why I'm not saying any, Thunderhead." Jack replied.
Jimmy: How did everything fit?
Jean-Paul: To tell the truth he wasn't sure if he was relieved or disappointed; both, most likely.
Noriko: Noriko was once again singing her legs on her chair, eyes glowing slightly as she magnetized some paperclips out of boredem and disapointment. No chances to save Clarice tonight.
Jimmy: "so THEN Jacob said 'Bitch, when the FUCk are we ever gonna need fuckin' pikey theroy in real life, threw his protractor at Mrs. Davis and stormed out and the funny thing 'bout that story is that he later went on to become a builder's apprentice and his new boss made him go to night school to learn pythagorus' theroum."
Melati: "That day had much less punching than I hoped it would," Melati stated, lounging in her chair, feet propped up on the back of the seat in front of her. "Well, not that I planned to punch our friends, but... well, you get what I mean."
Ankka: Ankka was in his seat, spinning Mjolnir in his hands idly, watching the runes flare and dim with his touch. This was a nightmare, it really was...people he'd known and studied with brainwashed and used to hurt others. The thoughts in his head weren't great, and it didn't help that there was someone on the plane that didn't believe in silence.
Jimmy: Jim was sat up ramrod straight in his chair, fingers digging into the armrest, okay .. so there hadn't been a fight but he was still shitting bricks from there having been a possible potential fight.
Ankka: "...I need mead. And Koskenkorva." He muttered, the hammer making a sharp metallic 'ping' as a snap of his energy went over it.
Jimmy: "So what're we gonna do now? We just gonna go back to the school? 'Cos I'm still not even sure where the bathrooms are there yet. Hey, so that's like, a real weapon? Can anyone use it? Don't you have rules against bringing war hammers into school? Can I play with it?"
Noriko: "Whats Kos-ken-orva?" Frowning up at her Ankka, trying not to zone out on jimmys quiant but unneeded reditions of school life.
Melati: "I have no idea what that is," Mel told Ankka, turning her head to look at him. "I'll take two."
Jean-Paul: "Yeah, definitely get what you mean." Jean-Paul murmured, pulling himself up from the window pillow as it was quickly becoming apparent to him that their newfound companion would make sleeping pretty impossible. "I think we all could use some mead and various other forms of booze."
Ankka: Ankka lifted his head to stare at the new kid, trying to focus on what he'd asked. "Yes, I don't know, probably, and hell no." He answered in order. "Koskenkorva...is a wery potent Finnish drink. Last time I drank it, this happened, isn't that right, JP?"
Jack: Jack just sat still, mouth hanging slightly open as he just kept on watching the bald kid... yammering on and on and on....
Jimmy: "Wait we're going to a bar? Mate! No way would anyone believe i'm over 21, they probabaly won't even believe it when I am 21, it is 21 to drink over here right? So you guys are just like gonna leave me in the van? Suck! Awww, how come, if I had a hammer I'd let you play with it, no homo."
Noriko: "I think I wouldn't mind getting alittle drunk... hehe wow Jp made your hammer appear eh?" Giggling alittle even with the sad look in her eyes and a slight huff.
Melati: "Hey, why don't we stop by somewhere fun and celebrate that we didn't have to fight our own friends today," Melati asked, lifting her head to look at the assembled students. "And to hopefully fill my action quota for the day."
Ankka: He tapped Mjolnir, the hammer snapping again, before blinking at the boy. Why not. "Here." He offered the kid the shaft with a perfectly straight face.
Jean-Paul: "What can I say? I bring a lot out in people." Jean-Paul deadpanned, rubbing at his eyes. "I am very okay with that idea." He nodded to Mel as he fantasized about attempting to bathe in whatever would cause a lasting drunk on him.
Ankka: "And yes...that he did." He grinned at Noriko, before pulling her in for a kiss.
Jimmy: "Awesome-arrrgh!" As Jim tried to take the hammer it dropped like a dead weight to the floor of the van, making the whole veichal shudder, "Holy shit man! How'd you manage to lug this thing about!?"
Ankka: "Qvite easily. Vhat's wrong?"
Noriko: Giving Ankka a kiss she turned her head to watch Jimmy with the hammer and giggled. "Thats why no one else gets to play with his hammer."
Jimmy: "It's like trying to lift a car! Or a giant sea monster!" Jimmy strained, trying to lift it up, "What're you, superman or something!?"
Melati: "Now you're just tempting me to try," Mel commented, looking over her shoulder.
Ankka: "No...just a god." Ankka grinned openly, arm still around Noriko. Hey, it was taking their mind off things. "Feel free, Mel, if you think you can handle the might of Thor."
Jean-Paul: "This is getting dirtier and dirtier by the minute, just so you all know."
Ankka: "Vhy, vant to join in, JP?"
Jean-Paul: "I'd rather not want to put my shoulder out trying to pull your hammer today."
Jimmy: "But you're not a god though, you're just a mutant, man, why can't I have awesome strength? Or shoot eyebeams. Or zap people and fly and all that shit, my mutation sucks, are you even sure I am a mutant, 'cos I'm not so sure, anyone can talk. Except mute people, but they can still sign talk ... why is the rabbit staring at me and drooling?"
Jack: "....................................................................."
Ankka: "Awww..." Ankka gave him a pout, before the big blond zoned out again and there was a snap of energy across the hammer in Jimmy's hands.
Jean-Paul: "Because your talking has numbed Jack's brain and I think we all feel ourselves following down that path...or he thinks you look like a carrot, I don't know."
Melati: Leaning over, she looked down at the large metal hammer, then back at the blond guy it belonged to. "Think I'll give it a try after the first round," Mel said, a smirk forming on her lips.
Jean-Paul: "To booze?" Jean-Paul looked to the others hopefully.
Jimmy: "Argh!" Jim dropped the hammer, "It bit me! You're hammer actually bit me!" He shook out his hand.
Jimmy: "Jaaaaaack, Jacky-boy, Roger Raaaaaabit," Jimmy tried snapping his fingers infront of the guy's face, "Wake up Harvey, ya creeping me out!"
Ankka: Ankka held out a hand, the axe-hammer smacking into his palm and then resting on the floor again. "To booze. Hell yes, to booze." He sighed, gloved thumb testing the edge of the axe-blade vaguely. "Bit...you? How can it bite?"
Jimmy: "I dunno, it did something!"
Jack: Jack shook his head, "What? What the f.. geeze," he wiped his mouth and chin clean from the drool.
Melati: "To booze and beyond," Melati joined in, raising a fist into the air. "Come on, everybody, tonight we're gonna skin ourselves a cat!"
Jean-Paul: "I swear, it's like your voice has drilled itself into my head." Jean-Paul complained as he shook his head, trying to shake the effect off.
Jack: "Man, I just... zoned out... we'res going to a bar, right? Um, yay booze and stuff..."
Noriko: "To booze and playing with hammers!" Grinning at everyone as the happiness came back into her features, next time they would save their friends!
Jack: Jack yawned, "And to redbull."
Ankka: "I don't think Mjolnir likes you." Ankka shook his head. "It's okay though, I do." He kissed Noriko again, putting the hammer across her lap. Oddly enough, Noriko could pick it up easily, he'd found. Tiny Japanese girl with a giant axe-hammer...it was almost neccessary, he supposed...
Jimmy: "My mutation sucks," Jim sulked.
Jack: "You think yours suck? Look at me, this is my mutation." Jack said gesturing to himself from head to toe.
Ankka: "Hey, don't vorry...vhen I came to the school I vas a cannonball. Now, apparently, I'm Thor himself. Or something. I don't know any more."
Jean-Paul: "At least you can make a killing in and around Easter. How much further to booze?"
Ankka: And, as if on time, a rumble of thunder rolled out of an otherwise clear sky.
Jack: "JP, don't bring easter into things. Do you know what Oviposition means?"
Ankka: "...Something to do vith voman's periods?"
Noriko: Noriko was quite haappy playing with the hammer handle, granted she alone could pick it up but it didn't make it easy, the weight was just to awkward for her size really.
Jean-Paul: "...do you seriously have an egg giving mutation?"
Jimmy: "Did you do that!?" Jimmy demanded of Ankka at the sound of thunder, "ugh, mate, he totally hogged all the good powers man, didn't he?" He nudged Jack.
Melati: "Don't you worry, kiddo," Melati assured the new kid, flashing him a grin. "Just hang around me, and some of that awesome will surely rub off to you."
Ankka: "Do vhat? The thunder? No, I don't have veather control." Ankka blinked. "Othervise trust me, it vould be snowing right now." He did kinda miss snow, if he was honest...
Jack: "Fuck no," Jack outright told JP, "and I would appreciate it if you would tell every other little kid wanting an egg from me."
Jean-Paul: Despite his current mood, Jean-Paul found himself giggling, fully intending to leave eggs in Jack's bed from now on.
Melati: "Wouldn't that be more my specialty," she asked. "I mean, it would make much more sense if there were an Easter-Lizard. Or Easter-Chicken, at least."
Jack: Jack unconsciously rubbed his side where Elmer fudd nudged him. "I wouldn't mind having that mind reading powers. Or telekinesis. Or teleportation."
Jimmy: "i dunno, I always though that the Easter Bunny had a slave force of caged chocolate geese that lay the eggs for him and he claims all the credit."
Ankka: "Does a Hammerang count as telekinesis...?"
Jean-Paul: "Sorry, don't think so. I think you just have selective accio."
Jack: "Hmm... slave force... tempting." Jack mused.
Jimmy: "And then when one of them stops laying, he eats it infront of the others as a lesson."
Jimmy: "Are we there yet?"
Jack: "...I'm... I'm not sure if I should be aroused or grossed out at that idea..." Jack felt confused.
Jimmy: ".... Ewwwwww! Mate that is RANK!"
Jack: "Wait, you were talking about me eating the eggs... I thought you were talking about the slaves."
Melati: "You should keep that idea in mind," Mel remarked, pointing her finger at Jack. She climbed out of her seat and leaned over the control panel, trying to make sense of the displays. "This was all much clearer to me before we took off, but I think the autopilot is trying to tell me where we're close to home."
Jimmy: "I thought you were talkin' 'out getting aroused from eatin' live geese!"
Melati: "Hey, how do you program a new destination? Just a small nudge, and it should take it to the bar near the school."
Jack: "I'm really confused now."
Jean-Paul: "So we can land and head to Vito's?" Focus on the booze, not the goose dinner. Don't think about any of that.
Jack: "Weren't we talking about geese eating their own chocolate eggs?"
Ankka: "Let me, I've flown fighter jets." Ankka got up, leaving the hammer with Noriko, and sat in the pilot's seat, looking at the dials. Very very advanced, buuuut...he pressed a few buttons, frowning, and the new destination came up. "There ve go."
Jimmy: "I don't know anymore, I just know my mind went to a dark, horrible place and I think we should never speak of this again."
Jack: "Agreed."
Jean-Paul: "...I sort of want goose right now though."
Jack: Jack rubbed his temples trying to reorganise his thoughts, "I could do with chocolate right about now."
Jimmy: "Pheasent is best, we go and poach 'em back home. Geese are evil bastards, and they're sorta resistant to being hidden under yer jumper unless you had a gun and shot it, but shooting animals yer tryin' to poach is a bad idea since generally other people will hear the gun going off, unless you gots one of those fancy ones with a silencer-"
Ankka: And outside the windows, what had been a clear day started to turn cloudy, the clouds low, leaden and heavy. It looked more like the sky just before a very heavy storm, in fact.
Noriko: "I miss eating Calamari.... Think Vitos do any? Cause I......" And cue the zoning out again.
Ankka: Ankka was zoning out, watching the clouds break up...then resurfacing out of the zone. "Can you not control that?" And the clouds rolled right back in.
Jean-Paul: "I'm sure you can find calamari at a good many places here but I don't think Vito's has it, no...he might have a silencer though."
Jean-Paul: "Wait...calamari has nothing to do with silencers...nevermind."
Melati: "Hey, that looks easy enough," Mel commented, watching as Ankka toyed with the autopilot, right before getting mesmerized by the shiny blinking lights. "What do I push to make it do a barrel roll? This one here?"
Jack: "I wonder if you can put a muffler on an elephant gun, seeing that a silencer would be too small..."
Jean-Paul: Jean-Paul shook his head again, wondering how exactly his mind had thought shooting calamari and then remembered their new friend. "You are going to screw with so many people, aren't you?"
Ankka: "I don't know, honestly...if I take it off autopilot I could probably do one...?" The grin was purely innocent as he looked at Mel.
Jimmy: "NONONONOBARRELROLLS! Hey Melati, I've only ever played the first portal game and that was by accdent 'cos I bought it for Team Fortress-" Jim launched into a long, rambling speech aimed at Mel about Valve games.
Noriko: "Ankka what is a Bar-rel roll? Cause it sounds like your gonna....." Blink.... blink....
Jack: There was something.... something... it started with a 'b'...... chocolate didn't start with a 'b'.... neither did geese, or easter for that matter. Bunnies? No, that's not it. "Booze!"
Ankka: "Booze...booze, yes..." Fuck. He glared at the sky outside the cockpit, and then yelped as suddenly snow. "...Tyr's hand!"
Jack: "Tyson's punch!"
Melati: Fortunately for everyone involved, the jet had already begun its automated descent and landing procedure, while Melati's mind became occupied with video games. "Hey, that Portal stuff reminds me of what we've got in the basement back at the school," she chimed in. "Including the creepy robot lady."
Jack: "She has tapes." Jack added.
Jimmy: "-and that's why Sniper is the best class." Jimmy finished, slightly red in the face, then looked around and his zoned out fellows.
Jimmy: "Tits! I thought maybe if I just talked at her it would only effect her?"
Ankka: "...It's snowing. Vhy is it snowing? This is not normal veather for anything under the Artic circle, is it?"
Jimmy: "It always snows in New York if it isn't summer though, right?"
Noriko: "No snow is not normal...." Shaking her head alittle. " And yes we were planning booze right?" Rubbing her head before picking up the hammer properly to look at the pretty scribbles.
Jimmy: "Hey! She can lift it up! How come she can lift it up? You did something to it when you gave it to me didn'y you!?"
Ankka: "Huh? No...she's alvways been able to lift Mjolnir. Might be because she's my girlfriend and it's part of me...? I don't know."
Jack: "...oh so many jokes."
Ankka: "A little late to be saying them, rabbit." Ankka grinned dirtily, unable to resist.
Noriko: "I'm just that good at playing with Ankka's hammer." Whimsical voice giggling again before she blushed realising she'd actually made a proper dirty joke for once.
Jimmy: Jim squinted at Ankka and Noriko, so they'd done the nasty? But he was so big .... and she was so tiny .... how did it work?
Jack: "That's why I'm not saying any, Thunderhead." Jack replied.
Jimmy: How did everything fit?