4/21 Instance: The Pink Panther Syndrome

[steyn]

timeline current (day after the game)


<Jack> "Okay, we got.. um.. wait, I forgot their names already." The already slightly drunk bunny said as he brought the tray of drinks to the table. The bar was busy and mostly populated by the female variety, thanks to cocktail night at Vito's. "We got a rainbow colour one... a manly strong one, and a pink one. Rachel, you get the manly one."

<Paige> "Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!" Paige squealed a bit, reaching for the pink drink.

<Rachel> "I guess that leaves you with the rainbow," Rachel grinned as she took the one that was supposedly 'manly strong' and tried a sip, finding it a slight miracle that her face twisted slightly at the taste. "...Yep, that's strong."

<Paige> Paige laughed at Rachel's face, taking a sip of her own drink. "Mmmmm delicious!"

<Jack> "Hey, I'm a man of many flavours," Jack said as he sat down again, and looking around the bar before taking a sip... and making a face as well, "Wow... it's like drinking alcoholic skittles."

<Paige> "Skittles?! I want to try!" Paige held out her hand a bit in hopes of sampling the rainbow.

<Jack> jack slid the drink forward on the table towards Paige, "Taste my rainbow." he said, waggling his eyebrows. "And I'm only saying that because we're out of the classroom."

<Rachel> After another small sip, Rachel held her glass out in offering, "I'm willing to share."

<Jack> "I am a bit curious on the manly drink." Jack said, reaching out and taking a sip. He immediately cleared his throat. "Oh geeze... whoa, hrm.. wow, if I wasn't covered in fur, that would have put hair on my chest. We need to get you something else."

<Paige> Paige took a sip and grinned, passing it back. "Like skittles!!!"

<Rachel> Rachel nabbed the skittles drink to try a sip of it, "See? That's much better."

<Jack> "I'll be right back with something more... froofie. " The rabbit pushed back his chair and looked towards the bar, and grinned as he made his way to it, and the hot girl there that was ordering a drink as well.

<Paige> Paige stole a quick kiss to Rachel's cheek and took another sip of the skittles drink. "Apparently we just need a round of that."

<Jack> What followed at the bar was three events, each happening quickly after eachother. A rather loud slap, a kiss, and then Jack coming back to the table with a silly grin on his face and more drinks in his hands. "Hur hur hur, I gots her number."

<Paige> "All nine digits?!" Paige asked excitedly, taking another sip of her drink.

<Jack> Jack placed the drinks in the middle of the table for anyone to take, "Yus... wait... um..." he sat down, squinting at the napkin. "Is that a phone number?" he asked holding up the napkin with something written on it towards the girls.

<Rachel> Grabbing one of the new drinks, Rachel experimentally sipped at it as she tilted her head, studying the scribbling on the napkin. "Huh, maybe? Which one of us is it supposed to be for though?"

<Paige> Paige sqinted a bit, trying to read it. "I... think so? Maybe? It's sloppy!"

<Rachel> "Well, not everyone can have girly handwriting."

<Jack> "Hehe, most girls do have girly handwriting... and loves pink." Jack said, taking his rainbow back to drink.

<Rachel> "...I think I fail at being a girl then."

<Paige> "Ohhh you do not," Paige assured Rachel, tickling her just a little.

<Jack> "That's probably why you need Paige, I guess." Jack said as he squinted at the napkin some more, trying to make out the numbers.

<Jack> Jack stuffed the napkin into a pocket for when he's more sober... then again, the girl might not even remember him. She was probably drunk when she wrote the number. "Soooo many girls love pink. It's actually ridiculously funny." he added, drinking his drink.

<Rachel> Rachel glanced over to Paige with a slight smirk, teasing, "You're ridiculously funny."

<Paige> "Our whole room is pink. Rachel haaaaaaates it!" Paige giggled a bit.

<Jack> "Really? Ha! I rest my case." Jack said smugly, finishing off his rainbow.
<Rachel> Eying the bunny man, Rachel took another drink before asking, "How do you feel about pink, Jack?"

<Jack> "It has its uses, but not my favourite colour, that's for sure," the drunk bunny unfortunately said. "I actually feel sorry for the pink panther. Poor guy probably never got laid. No self respecting gay guy would go for a guy colooured like that. That poor gay cartoon feline."

<Paige> "What?! The pink panther was gay!?"

<Rachel> "But, if girls have a thing for pink, you'd think they'd attach themselves to you," she reasoned, vaguely wondering if it made any sense. Even if it didn't, she could drink until she thought it did.

<Jack> "Now that's just stupid-" Jack's sentence got cut off by the new drink. "-ly brilliant." he finished his sentence. "And yeah, he must have been a flaming homosexual. If I was one, I'd probably colour myself like that."

<Rachel> "Well, Paige does really awesome pink hair," Rachel said, gesturing to the half of her head that was pink.

<Paige> "Why don't you anyway? You would be the energizier bunny! You can tell girls you go alll niiiight loooong!"

<Rachel> Blinking, she glanced over to her girlfriend, brow furrowed. Unsure of how to respond, Rachel finished her drink.

<Jack> Jack choked into his drink, snorting and then laughing, "That's awesome." he said. The fact that he entertained the idea should have been the red light that signalled that he was drunk enough. He sipped some more.

<Rachel> "It would be awesome," Rachel finally managed, "We should totally dye you pink."

<Jack> "Hang on... I think I need to go ask some of the ladies here what they think if I was pink." he said, getting back up with drink in hand. He disappeared into the crowd.

<Rachel> Once Jack had wandered into the crowd, she looked to her girlfriend, "Is it bad I think I should influence them to agree with me?"

<Paige> "Do it! Do it! Do it or I shall forever think less of you!"

<Rachel> "Well, I guess I can't have that," Rachel answered, leaning to kiss Paige's cheek. Taking a sip of her drink, she squinted into the crowd until she spotted bunny ears. Spying the girl he was chatting up, she reached out for her mind, convincing her to tell Jack he should dye himself pink.

<Paige> Paigey giggled at Rachel and cuddled up, taking another sip of her drink.

<Jack> Each and everyone from there on, it was nearly the same kind of reaction to his questions. When Jack finally staggered back to the table, with a confused, yet determined look on his face, he said, "The stats are in... ten out of ten girls think I would look hotter pink. One said she'd even let me try the freeky stuff in bed if I was." he sat down, and had a sad when he saw his glass in hand was empty.

<Paige> "What's the... freaky stuff?" Paige asked, glancing between them.

<Jack> "Hmm? Oh well there's tons really. Hmm... where should I start..." he pondered.

<Rachel> "You don't want to know," Rachel quickly interjected.

<Jack> Jack looked between Rachel and Paige, "Hey, the offer on making me pink... that still standing?" Drunky McDrunk asked.

<Paige> "I can make you pink!" Paige declared, raising her hand high in the air. "I am the expert haaaaaaaaaaare stylist after all!"

<Jack> ~~~--- a final round of drinks and a taxi ride back to the mansion later ---~~~

<Jack> "I'm starting to think I'm becoming an espert on dying fur. ALready done this..." Jack tried to count. "Mare than a handful times before." he said reassuredly, then realized he was alone in the bathroom. He peaked out into the bedroom, "Hey, what's going on in here?"

<Rachel> "Nothin'," Rachel quickly called back, looking between the doorway to the bathroom and Paige, giggling a bit. Oh, he had no idea.

<Paige> Paige gigggled too and peeked around Rachel a bit. "You need to sit a few more minutes!"

<Jack> "Fiiine." the nearly all pink naked bunny said, sliding back down in the bath for another dip.

<Rachel> At the dejected response, she looked back to Paige and leaned in to steal another kiss.

<Paige> Paige was about to pout a bit, but got distracted by the kiss. She pulled Rachel closer, wrapping her arms around her girlfriend.

<Jack> Jack came back up for air, scratching his fingers through his fur all over his body, ears and tail, even his big bunny toes on his big bunny feet. "How long more? Things are starting to tingle."

<Paige> "Tingle?!" Paige pulled away from Rachel, heading into the bathroom, very concerned for her 'customer.' Upon seeing a completely naked Jack, Paige shrieked and covered her eyes, peeking out just a bit. "Why are you naked?!"

<Jack> "...because I got fur all over my body?" Came the response from the now completely pink rabbit.

<Lorna> "Do I hear tingling?" Lorna poked her head curiously into the room, rather confused by the combination of smells she was getting. "Do I smell wet a-oh, wet Jack, that's what I smell!"

<Rachel> Rachel pouted as Paige ran off to the bathroom but brightened at the sound of Lorna, "Yes, we're dying him pink!"

<Jack> "Ohh, we got more company!" Jack said grinning like an idiot and getting up from the bath. Pink water ran down him and he grabbed one of the white towels to dry him as much as possible before stumbling nakedly into the room where the girls are.

<Jack> "Ta dah!" the drunk bunny said, hands up in the air, legs spread wide, and showing off his new pinkiness.

<Paige> Paige shrieked a bit more, which only prooved she had been peeking. "Oh my GOSH JACK! Use a towel!!!! Or Something!!!!"

<Lorna> "...um...Jack? Are you supposed to be that naked?" Well, that was a surprise naked student there, to be certain.

<Jack> "I DID use a towel!" He yelled back, then went up to her, "Here, feel, I'm kind of dry!"

<Lorna> "I am so glad Bobby has Ripley right now." Lorna admitted, still having trouble looking at Jack in the eye.

<Lorna> Or anything else for that matter.

<Jack> "Whu? Well, yeah, why do people keep asking me that. I got fur all over, so I have to be naked all over to dye it. Duh." Jack replied.

<Paige> Paige's hand flailed at being told to touch him. "Rachel!" She yelled for help.

<Rachel> Rachel's face had dropped into the palm of her hand at the surprised nakedness. She peered through her fingers at Paige's cry, immediately regretting it and replying, "You're on your own!"

<Lorna> "So...pink, hmm? It's a bold choice, I'll give you that."

<Jack> Jack's arms opened up, his ears went down on his head and he gave the girls the most pathetic kind of look, "Wanna hug a pink wabbit?" he asked them.

<Paige> "No! Not a naked one!" Paige said rather quickly.

<Jack> "Hug me, Paige, hug meee, Paaaaaige." he said, getting even closer and closer to her.

<Lorna> Lorna just stepped aside, not wanting to interfere with Jack and his quest to huge Paige.

<Lorna> She had a baby to think of, after all.

<Lorna> ((*hug, not huge))

<Lorna> ((that sounds dirty))

<Lorna> ((He's going to IMPREGNATE YOU, PAIGE!))

<Paige> "Rachel!!!" Paige shouted again, trying to back up and not look at Jack at the same time.

<Paige> ((OMG))

<Rachel> (( http://nooooooooooooooo.com/ ))

<Lorna> ((You know you want to birth bunnies!))

<Jack> "Huuug meeee..." Jack said, getting closer and closer, cornering her.

<Lorna> (( http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ac46ebccd00 ... o6_250.gif ))

<Rachel> "Just hug him... Carefully," Rachel advised, "And, if he gropes you, I'll hit him!"

<Lorna> "Just keep your hips away." Lorna suggested, pulling a face but also trying not to laugh.

<Paige> "You better hit him if he does!" Paige warned, carefully hugging Jack at arm's length.

<Lorna> Lorna leaned over to Rachel, dropping her voice, "mark it on the calendar, the day Paige didn't want a hug."

<Rachel> Looking at Lorna was safe, so she spread her fingers to glance over at her, grinning widely, "Yeeeees. We'll have to celebrate it from now on."

<Lorna> "Will we eat foods Paige doesn't like only with pink food colouring?"

<Jack> Jack pulled Paige in for a proper hug, his slightly still wet fur from the pink dye fur ruining her clothing. While still hugging her, he said, "Sooooft, Rachel, you never said how soooof t she iiiissss."

<Rachel> "Bubble bath," she said simply, considering Lorna's suggestion, "We'll have to find out what she doesn't like."

<Paige> Paige gulped a bit and tried to get out of the hug.

<Jack> When Jack finally let go of Paige, he turned to look at the others. "I just realized something... I'm naked in front of teachers.... I need some pants." he stated, then went for a pair on the floor, bending over with his fluffy pink tail twitching up in the air, and picked up the pants to put on.

<Lorna> "Yeah, wondered when you were going to see the wisdom in pants." Lorna was just surprised it was after hugging one of the said teachers. Well, hurray for pants.

<Paige> "I already told you that!" Paige rushed to the safety of Rachel's side.

<Jack> "Told me what?" he asked, buttoning up. "... I think I should have dried off more... my butt feels wet. in these pants."

<Paige> "To cover up." Paige kept herself hidden behind Rachel. It was safe there.

<Lorna> "You dirty, dirty flasher. Do you take Easter Bunny pictures like that?"

<Jack> "...actually I do have some. Always take pics when I colour myself." Jack admitted. "Wanna see them?" he asked.

<Rachel> "I don't think we do," Rachel answered, shaking her head, only daring to pull her hand from her face now that Jack had slipped into a pair of pants.

<Jack> "Fiine, spoil sport." Jack said, scratching his fur. "I think I should actually rinse off... or use up a bottle of conditioner or something."

<Lorna> "...actually I think I do and it'll make a hilarious art class project. Would you like to scar your fellow students, Jack?"

<Jack> "Oh yes, yes I do." Jack said chuckling and turned towards his computer, back towards the ladies while he tried to remember where he saved the 'special pictures'.

<Rachel> Leaning over to Paige, as she was still being used to hide behind, Rachel quietly suggested, "You know what looks good with pink? Glitter."

<Paige> "Ohhhhhhhh you naughty, horrible, wonderful woman!" Paige kissed Rachel's cheek and went in search of something.

<Jack> "I got it somewhere here... vegas... vegas... porn...porn...school work..." he mumbled as he went through directories.

<Rachel> Considering those adjectives for a moment, she finally gave a shrug, deciding they were acceptable.

<Lorna> What had she gotten herself into? Lorna was fairly certain some of this was of questionable legality.

<Jack> "Whoa... didn't know I still had... delete. Aha, here we go, very proffesionally done as well, if I say so myself," Jack said smugly, putting the pics of himself differently dyed on screen. One even was of him shorn in a poodlecut. "Just ignore that last one, was a drunken prank done to me, promised myself I'd never be pranked like that again."

<Paige> Paige reappreared with a jar of pink glitter. She quickly opened it and dumped the entire thing onto Jack. "Think happy thoughts! And offffff you go!!!!!"

<Lorna> Lorna covered her mouth to both laugh and not inhale glitter. "Please say one of you two have a camera on hand."

<Rachel> Rachel wordlessly pulled out her phone to take pictures.

<Jack> "Ack!" Jack flailed, trying to wipe the stuff off himself, and only ending up rubbing pink glitter into the clammy fur, "get it off, get it off, get it off! Nnnoooooo!"

<Paige> "That's what she said." With that, Paige flounced back to the bed to sit down.

<Lorna> "...where did that glitter come from?" This was something Lorna was slightly concerned about. "Do you keep it just on hand?"

<Paige> "....Maybe."

<Jack> "It's in the fur... it's so deep in the fur." Jack said, now trying to pick it out. And failing miserably.

<Rachel> Rachel was less worried about the glitter, as she didn't find it all that surprising with Paige. She was, however, still snickering at Jack and suggested, "Try another bath to get rid of it?"

<Jack> "Gaaaah, "Jack replied, his pants being shoved down and kicked off as he went straight for the bathroom again. "Screw bath, I'm doing shower!" he announced, and the sounds of rushing water started from the bathroom.

<Lorna> "He's going to be crunchy for weeks...have a good summer with that, Jack."

<Jack> From the bathroom, Jack voice called, "It's not coming off! It's not coming ooooffff!"

[Starfish]

Oh this was just a wonderful read. Great job, everyone! So much hilarity!

[Chaos]

....I bet it was huge. :3

[steyn]

It was >.>

[Chaos]