Instance: Apple-filled Antics

[Crawler]

19:30:46 [Morph] * Morph frollics among the trees.

19:31:10 [Nocturne] ((ok..im at a loss as to why im in an orchard))

19:31:26 [remy] Remy reaches up to pluck a couple of apples, polishing one on his shirt, handing it to TJ

19:31:37 [Emma] Emma looks around. She's waiting for Spider to spring out and start lecturing them on the truth about pesticides.

19:31:40 [Rogue] ((very difficult call i'm on))

19:31:49 [Morph] ((Because it's pretty. And Remy wanted to steal some apples.)

19:32:03 [remy] Taking a bite of his, he smiles in contentment.

19:32:40 [Nocturne] She smiles and takes the apple, biting. Blech, she doesnt like green apples

19:33:12 [remy] "Nice to enjoy de last few warm days 'ere. Remy'll be freezin' his ass off in no time."

19:33:52 [remy] Shaking his head he smiled at TJ "y'too petite...dis be far colder dan arizona, hein?"

19:33:58 [Nocturne] "I'm already frikken cold," she says, pulling her light coat around her tighter. The north eastern climate was not what she was used to.

19:34:01 [Rogue] Rogue sits quietly in an apple tree, basking in the warm sunlight.

19:34:44 [Nocturne] "MUCH colder than home," she tells him.

19:34:45 [remy] Remy smiles, slipping behind her to wrap his arms around her shoulders "Remy'll keep ya warm."

19:35:13 [remy] He snorted in laughter at morph's antics.

19:35:16 [Emma] The threat of imminent conspiracy raving relieved (for now) Emma approaches Dez's tree.

19:35:19 [Nocturne] She smiles warmly, placing her head on his shoulder.

19:35:51 [Rogue] "Hey" she calls down to Emma...."hows the weather down there?"

19:36:56 [Nocturne] ((fuck me..work crisis))

19:36:58 [Emma] "Cold apparently. Want some company?"

19:37:18 [Nocturne] ((im here though))

19:37:21 [Morph] * Morph stood on his right hand, balancing apples on his hand-like feet and in the crook of his monkey-tail. He used his left hand to shovel whole apples down his gullet.

19:37:23 [Rogue] "Absolutely." she says, offering her gloved hand.

19:38:28 [Nocturne] TJ giggled at Morph. Monkey!

19:39:21 [Emma] Emma takes Dezzie's hand and climbs into the tree. She looks over at Morph. ".... kay."

19:40:31 [remy] Remy took a last bite of his apple, nibbling carefully around the core. Grinning in mischeif he charged it, lobbing it high, watching it explode in mid air to rain little apple particles down on them. "Whoops, I guess I din' think ab

19:40:37 [remy] out dat part"

19:40:49 [remy] ((god danged chat!!))

19:41:05 [Nocturne] TJ covered her head from the flying bits of apple. Ugh. It was everywhere!

19:41:10 [Nocturne] "it's in my hair!"

19:41:40 [Morph] * Morph scampered up a tree and sat on a low branch. "Ooook! EeK!"

19:41:54 [Rogue] Rogue laughed at TJ..... "Beats having other things in your hair....so I heard"

19:42:20 [Nocturne] She ran fingers through her hair, pulling out the little bits and planting them on Remy's head.

19:42:25 [Morph] * Morph glanced at the other four...all paired up. And hatched a plan.

19:42:36 [remy] Remy picked bits out of TJ's hair "Whoops, sorry about dat chere...HEY!"

19:42:40 [Nocturne] She looks to Rogue, wondering what was so funny about getting stuff in your hair. "I guess."

19:43:03 [Nocturne] ((uh oh, im scared of what morph is cooking up))

19:43:10 [Rogue] "ugh." Rogue gave up

19:43:14 [Nocturne] ((something tells me feces will be thrown))

19:43:16 [Emma] "Other things, huh? I think that one went right over her head."

19:43:19 [remy] He laughted, reaching fingers down her ribs, tickling her merciessly

19:43:26 [remy] ((OH NO))

19:43:38 [Morph] * Morph sprouted coarse, mousey brown hair and a siamese twin...to look just like Jamie and a dupe.

19:43:54 [Nocturne] "OHmy god REMY!" she laughed trying to swat away his fingers. "stop stop!"

19:44:11 [Rogue] Emma's comment made Rogue laugh even harder...she fell out of the try and floated

19:44:13 [Morph] The left dupe took on a scowl and horns, the right, a smile and a halo.

19:44:29 [remy] Remy stops, only to drag her in for a brief kiss.

19:44:48 [remy] then stopped to watch the good and evil "jamies"

19:44:51 [Emma] "Oooh" Emma holds out her hands to Rogue. "Me too."

19:44:59 confizzle enters this room

19:45:09 [Nocturne] She closes her eyes slightly as he kisses her, opening them to see the Jamie

19:45:27 [confizzle] ((mind if I watch?))

19:45:27 [Morph]>[Nocturne] BWA HA HA HAAA!

19:45:34 [Rogue] She regained her balance, fly to Emma's ear and whispered. "I think those two make me sick to my stomach.....especially since remy sports those oh so wandering eyes of his." She positions herself for a Emma piggback, her new favorite.

19:45:35 [Nocturne]>[Morph] OMGGGG!!

19:45:43 [Morph] ((You can join, if you want))

19:46:16 [Nocturne] ((we're in an ORCHARD!))

19:46:31 [Emma] "I think it's like watching a car crash in the flesh." She climbs on to Dez's back.

19:46:34 [Nocturne] She stifles a giggle at Sid.

19:47:05 [remy] ((I think that maybe being in a room labeled "the apple orchard" may give that away ))

19:47:07 [Rogue] "Ewww who drives BLUE cars these days...I mean...thats so last season...especially cars the size of vans." She leaned back and whispered

19:47:07 [Morph] "Have you ever noticed," Evil Jamie said, doing a Seinfeld impersonation, "that your girlfriend calls the cops when you kick her in the cooch?"

19:47:16 [confizzle] ((Tempting...I'll think about it))

19:47:26 [Nocturne] remy> (( ))

19:47:38 [Rogue] ((bitch switch = turned on!!!))

19:47:49 [Morph] "Now, now. None of that, my evil double." Good Jamie scolded. "Or it's into the wood chipper with you!"

19:48:07 [confizzle] ((Considering there is already are "Jamie's" out there )

19:48:07 [Nocturne] Rogue> ((HAHA! Regina George!))

19:48:38 [Nocturne] TJ shivered a bit, and snuggled closer to Remy, watching the Jamie show.

19:49:07 [remy] Remy grins and decides to enjoy the show. He sits down on a patch of grass, leaning back against a tree, dragging TJ down with him.

19:49:13 [Emma] "I don't know... let's not even think about them. The bright side is, maybe she'll become tolerable once everything falls apart and she gets over being played for the first time."

19:49:14 [Rogue] "Anyone want an apple?" She asked the gang below

19:49:50 [Rogue] Rogue snickered. "Its a date..I mean deal." Idiot!! she thought about herself.

19:49:57 [Emma] Emma reaches over and grabs an apple, holding on tightly with her other arm.

19:50:02 [Nocturne] TJ plants herself in Remy's lap on the ground. "Any red ones?" she asks Dez.

19:50:05 [remy] "Sure petite - Remy missed breakfast" Remy shouted up to rogue

19:50:22 [Rogue] "Ummmm there all red."

19:50:41 [Nocturne] TJ laughed. "Ok, then I want one!"

19:50:43 [Emma] ((someone must be colour blind))

19:50:48 [Nocturne] (9she ate a green one before BITCH!))

19:51:02 [Rogue] "Hmmmm I'll find the BIGGEST one I can find TJ, after all...they are low-cal." She grabs one and tosses it to T.J. "Better eat two in that case."

19:51:05 [Rogue] she tosses another.

19:51:30 [Nocturne] TJ catched the first, and gets hit by the second. "Hey!"

19:51:44 [Morph] ((* Morph extends his powers and turns all the apples RED!))

19:52:09 [remy] Remy snags the apple up from the grass, winking at TJ. He charges the apple and lobs it back up at the giggling women.

19:52:11 [Nocturne] "Low-cal?" she asks quietly. She frowns and puts a hand to her stomach.

19:52:22 [Morph] * Morph starts making out with his dupe.

19:52:23 [remy] Booom - apple sauce everywhere

19:52:29 [confizzle] ((Meh, I'll join in of course, it'll give me something to do till I can talk about Son of M with Nacht.))

19:52:56 [Emma] "Incoming!"

19:53:00 [Rogue] "Remy if you want me to taste your sauce, there is easier ways."

19:53:10 [Nocturne] TJ laughs at the rain of apples sauce, til it comes down on her. "Dammit I just got it out of my hair!"

19:53:42 confizzle exits from this room

19:53:47 [Nocturne] She also notices the Jamie show has been upgraded to PG-13

19:54:02 [Rogue] "You have remy's sauce in your hair a lot T.J." She laughs so hard...she grabs Emma and does a floating flip. Shes in rare form and felling like a child today.

19:54:03 Jamie enters this room

19:54:22 [Emma] Rogue is sooooo dirty. Emma giggles and shakes apple out of her hair. She is still holding on to her apple and looking down at Morph making out with himself, she wonders if he can feel pain.

19:54:23 [Morph] "Ohhh! Jamie!" EvilDupe said. "Ohhh! Jamie!" GoodDupe said.

19:54:30 [Jamie] ((finds different color since Rogue stole mine.grrr...))

19:54:36 [Nocturne] TJ narrows her eyes at the girl. She doesn't get the joke. "Fucking apples"

19:54:39 [Rogue] ((sorry))

19:55:03 [Jamie] ((this well do, no problem J))

19:55:12 [Jamie] ((will not well))

19:55:18 [Rogue] Rogue laughs at the gays in front of her.

19:55:24 [remy] Remy licks a small glob of it from the side of her neck, trying to wipe the rest of it from her shoulder without her noticing her shirt was coated in it)

19:55:28 [Nocturne] ((jamie, take blue, ill be pink))

19:55:36 [Emma] "uck." Emma decides it doesn't matter and throws her apple at Morph's "good" side.

19:55:42 [Morph] * Morph , noticing he had an audience, stopped making out and smiled innocently.

19:56:04 [Jamie] ((okay))

19:56:12 [Morph] * Morph got hit square in a face.

19:56:12 [Nocturne] TJ lols her head to the side as Remy licks her neck, before bringing it around to kiss him.

19:56:44 [Rogue] "Fire in the hole!" Rogue screams after Emma's apple toss

19:57:19 [Emma] "Get ready for evasive action, Dez."

19:57:38 [Rogue] "Roger that squadron leader!"

19:58:24 [remy] "Merde" Remy ducked a flying apple, his pleasanter pasttime interrupted.

19:59:42 [Jamie] ((computer acting funky....should I enter now?))

19:59:46 [Rogue] ((this apple has been in thrown limbo for awhile...someone do something with it))

19:59:57 [Rogue] ((yes make the apple for morph hit you

19:59:58 [Rogue] ))

20:00:11 [Emma] ((that apple already hit Morph))

20:00:11 [Nocturne] ((how many apples were thrown?))

20:00:27 [Rogue] ((oh!!))

20:00:36 [Rogue] ((Enter So I can thrown an apple at you))

20:00:39 [Morph] "Hey!" both mouths said simultaneously "Isn't this what the real Jamie does for fun?"

20:00:42 [remy] ((I was insinuating that y'all were thowing more))

20:01:03 [Emma] ((it's Jean. She's spying telepathically and got annoyed with all the kissy face. Powers of awesomeness... do something!))

20:01:09 [Rogue] ((why are we such bitches!!))

20:01:10 [Nocturne] "He dodges apples for fun?" TJ asks.

20:01:28 [Rogue] Emma> expand my lesbian powers and disengrate all men

20:01:41 [Rogue] ((insert sad trumpet noise TJ))

20:01:50 [Emma] Emma laughs and then cuts it off, realizing that TJ didn't get the joke.

20:01:59 [Jamie] * Jamie was walking around the grounds when he heard voices over near the orchard ((happy y'all?))

20:02:10 [Nocturne] TJ leans herself back into Remy, shivering a bit.

20:02:26 [Rogue] Rogue decides to hit the morph clone....and lobbs an apple in their direction.

20:02:33 [Rogue] ...and it hits Jamie.

20:02:54 [Nocturne] ((LOL!))

20:03:04 [Rogue] "sorry" she aplogized.

20:03:05 [Morph]>[Rogue] LOfuckingL!!!

20:03:07 [Emma] "Why do you have it in for Jamie? First the fork, now this."

20:03:14 [Nocturne] TJ puts her hands to her mouth, laughing hard as the real Jamie get's hit with an apple.

20:03:29 [remy] Remy's eyes light up as he gets an idea. Giving TJ a little wink he stands up, gauging the distance betwwen him and the nearest branch

20:03:58 [Rogue] "I don't...Its like hes a magnet to my follies."

20:04:28 [remy] He springs up, catching it, swinging up easily into the tree. He clambers up the branches, until he is a little more eye level with the flying pair of girls

20:04:29 [Nocturne] TJ sits back against the tree, watching her boyfriend with a slightly confused expression.

20:04:30 [Jamie] Turning back around now would be the wisest thing to do" Jamie thought after he was pelted with the apple.

20:04:43 [Nocturne] What the fuck! he IS part monkey!

20:05:14 [Rogue] "I could always give you a kiss Jamie, if you'd rather" She said jokingly.

20:05:26 [Morph] "Jamie?" both MorphJamies said. "He's here?" and, in a frantic head turning mishap, they fell to the ground with a THUMP. 400 lbs doesn't land lightly.

20:05:57 [Nocturne] TJ stands up and moves the the base of the tree Remy and the girls are in. "jesus christ! that was insane!"

20:06:14 [remy] Smiling down at her comment, he narrows his eyes in concentration, and then launches himself out of the tree in a wild leap, catching dez by both her ankles.

20:06:25 [Nocturne] She feels a slight temor as the Morphjamies fall. She laughs.

20:06:46 [Jamie] "As much fun as it must be, I'm not target practice y'all that's what Aggies are for."

20:07:00 [Rogue] Rogue floated puzzled. "Hello..." she said "Super Strong. Hold on Emma, gotta teach gumbo a lesson" She begins to fly fast all the orchard.

20:07:09 [Nocturne] ((aggies??))

20:07:47 [Rogue] "Hold on Remy....don't fall" she said spinning around in mid-air.

20:07:49 [Nocturne] TJ watched Remy jump onto Dez, laughing....then the girl took off, flying in another direction.

20:07:52 [Jamie] "And what are two dupes doing out here? I haven't been creating any lately ((Texas A&M, Aggie jokes, it's a Texas passtime))

20:08:07 [remy] Remy was suprized as his weight did nothing to slow dez down...this femme was stronger than he thought

20:08:11 [Nocturne] She watched as the spun. Shit, he's gonna fall.

20:08:26 [Morph] * Morph rubbed his now "normal" back and groaned.

20:08:39 [Rogue] She stopped above T.J. "You must be happy....he can really get a hold of your ankles."

20:08:44 [remy] He grinned at her, getting a snugger grip on her pants "If remy falls, he's takin' de pants with 'im"

20:08:48 [Emma] Emma was initially concerned, but realizes Dez knows what she's doing. "YEEEEAH!!"

20:09:07 [Nocturne] She lifted an eyebrow questioning. This girl had the oddest sense of humor

20:09:27 [Jamie] "Oh...,Morph, what the hell were ya doing as me?" Jamie asked Morph.

20:09:53 [Morph] "Making fun of you for fun and profit?"

20:10:07 [remy] He felt like the tail of a kite being whipped around like that.

20:10:18 [Jamie] "Did they pay you any money?"

20:10:21 [Rogue] "Rides over." she said...kicking Remy off... "Hope you have monkey like reflexes."

20:10:32 [Rogue] ((plz fall saying MONAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII)

20:11:04 [Nocturne] TJ pulled her across her chest. Suddenly, Dez kicks Remy off, and he falls down to the orchard floor.

20:11:13 [Nocturne] ((LOLLLLLLL!! OMG YES!!))

20:11:48 [remy] Grunting, remy twists, a few branches slapping him in the chest and face as he falls through the branches of the tree, before he catches one to stop his fall, nearly wrenching his arms out of their sockets.

20:12:07 [remy] ((YOU BASTARDS! how in the hell was I supposed to work that in??))

20:12:12 [Emma] "We paid him in apples!!" Emma screamed down. She's raging with adrenaline from all the swooping.

20:12:40 [Morph] "YEAH! I GOT PAID IN APPLES!"

20:12:48 [Nocturne] She runs over the Remy, smaking him in the arm. "What the hell was that!"

20:12:59 [Nocturne] Morph> (LOL!)

20:13:01 [Jamie] "I would say give me half of the profit, but I was expecting money."

20:13:22 [Rogue] "Looks like Azreal and Gargamel are sleeping in seperate caves tonight." She said apologetically

20:13:27 [remy] "MERDE" He yells "Tu es fou!?"

20:13:40 [Morph] "Cajun! Jamie wants half of my apple profits!"

20:14:04 [remy] Flexing his shoulders he raises his finger at the flying pair.

20:14:31 [Rogue] Rogue blows him a kiss. "Thought you'd like it rought."

20:14:59 [Emma] Emma waves down at Remy. "Any crash you can walk away from..."

20:14:59 [Nocturne] She glares angrily at Remy. "What the fuck! She could have killed you!"

20:15:09 [remy] Remy turns to Morph at that odd sentence "What 'omme?"

20:15:28 [Jamie] Jamie looked over the scene again "Whatever medication y'all are on, it's not enough."

20:15:34 [Emma] Rogue is such a bad influence on Emma.

20:15:43 [remy] Remy puts an arm around her waist "Remy's been in closer scrapes dan dat chere"

20:15:51 [Morph] * Morph made wild and crude hand motions. Clearly, he wanted a splodey apple tossed Jamie's direction.

20:16:21 [Nocturne] "don't do stupid shit like that!" she puts her head on his chest.

20:16:29 [Nocturne] "i nearly had a fucking heart attack."

20:16:54 [remy] Remy's eyebrows lifted at that, scooping one mooshy one from the ground, lobbing it, and swinging TJ around so that she was sheltered from the blast

20:17:00 [Rogue] "Wow...Chill Pill T.J. If I didn't think he could handle it...I wouldn't have done it."

20:17:15 [Rogue] "Women" she said to Emma giggling.

20:17:36 [remy] "whoops...here chere." he grins down on her "Remy be fine - nothin he couldn't handle..."

20:17:41 [Emma] "Why's she mad at HIM?" Emma said to Dez.

20:17:52 [Morph] "DEAL!" Sid shouted as he took a few bounding steps toward Remy and TJ, shifting into a rather large griffin as he went.

20:17:58 [Nocturne] She narrowed her eyes at Dezzie. "Fuck off."

20:18:04 [Morph] "Ride?"

20:18:09 [remy] ((Shit I HAVE to go - or my daughter is going to be sitting crying watiting for me to pick her up!!))

20:18:31 [Jamie] ((so what do I say Jamie was slimed by the apple?))

20:18:48 [Rogue] "Wow....what an attitude. Lighten up once in awhile."

20:18:51 [Morph] ((Aww...right as we get to the aerial chase scene!))

20:18:53 [remy] ((sure fizz))

20:19:02 [remy] ((Well can you hold for 15 min??))

20:19:21 [Morph] ((I guess I can pause))

20:19:30 [Rogue] ((i only like 5 minutes left myself.))

20:19:31 [Morph] ((What about the rest of you?))

20:19:36 [Jamie] "T.J. does light up, when she smokes some pot," Jamie shook some of the apple goo off of him

20:19:42 [remy] ((well or go on and TJ can move me like a barbie doll))

20:19:46 [Morph] ((D'oh))

20:19:50 [Nocturne] ((I have about ten min))

20:20:06 [remy] ((sorrry!!!))

20:20:28 [remy] ((KEN doll - bye))

20:20:34 [Jamie] ((I don't really care....))

20:20:37 [Morph] And they lived happily ever after, though the apple smell never did really come off.

20:20:47 [Morph] The End!