If you could marry an x-man who would it be?

Sorte Springer · Post by **Sorte Springer** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 1:28 pm

If I was not allready married I think I would marry Multiple man. One of him could cook, one of him could do the laundry, one of him could do garden work, one of him could clean the house, one of him could by groceries, one him could sew a new button in my nice pants, one of him could change the cats litter box,...

Pietra · Post by **Pietra** » Mon Apr 05, 2004 2:54 pm

I would marry... Quicksilver, DUH!

:love Much love! Love Quicksilver! Pietro's the best!!

Diablo · Post by **Diablo** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 7:32 pm

Jean Grey ! I would marry Jean Grey ! Stupid Cyclops didn't understand how lucky he was. Pfuh !

Jeremys Iron · Post by **Jeremys Iron** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:08 am

Hey, what a surprise! A lot of people on a Nightcrawler site would, if they could, want to marry Nightcrawler. Well I definitely don't think anyone could have predicted that. :p

Now, Nightcrawler is certainly not a bad choice. I might choose him myself, if I swung that way. But seeing as I don't and seeing as Jubilee is tragically underaged, I'll have to go with Mystique. Sure, she's a little old but she's still got it going on. She's got that whole sexy, dangerous, witty, bad girl thing vibe down pat. Is she going to kiss you or kill you...or maybe just tie you up.

Plus, ya know just imagine what ya could do with that whole shape-shifter thing.

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:55 am

Hmm. Archangel. I shall marry Warren and take that rich bastard for all he's worth. He likes them young, dumb, and pretty. Two out of three isn't bad, I got a definite shot.

E.M.S · Post by **E.M.S** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:53 pm

Bobby.

He's sweet, funny and just needs some encouragement to get over his self-doubts.

Or Caseys' Warren.

jimmy · Post by **jimmy** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:28 pm

i would so totally marry nightcrawler

but........
i would marry toad too!!!
i'll go with both yeah

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:49 am

:mags:
TOAD!!!???!!!
You jest! what about him is so appealing? Well, except the fact that he can lick his eyebrows with his tongue...LOLOLOL...
Come to think about it...that tongue is pretty gross!!!
OK..OK... I know it is not nice to laugh at a person's mutation...but...

TOAD???TOAD??? Did I read this child right? TOAD???

... Paty wanders off, very perplexed...
:mags:

Northstars Love · Post by **Northstars Love** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:12 pm

That is pretty gross I agree Paty. Toad. :ick Nighty and all his velvet fur. MMM...just to pet him.

Of course my choice will always be Northie.

I just love him!

Something about a guy with pointed ears. Except Spock. Never got into him. lol

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:33 pm

:mags:
Oh, cheeze...
I was heavy into Spock!!! the tragic alien who was neither human nor vulcan...but both! I really loved his take on humans...he could look at human behavior and comment on it without sounding supercilious or sarcastic or whatever...
Before Spock, there was Namor, the Sub Mariner...who went back to when I was a pre teen!! I have had a decades long love affair with pointed ears!!! I even wanted to have my ears pointed...but never had the funds to do so...sigh...the price of beauty!!!
LOLOL
Paty
:mags:
sigh..Mags' only fault that I can see is that he doesnn't have pointed ears...sigh...

Northstars Love · Post by **Northstars Love** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:29 pm

Mags is definitely a sexy older man! I've always loved the guy. Shame on how they have treated him as of late.

God! Just to run my fingers through his white hair. Ok...I'll stop drooling now.

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:27 pm

Come on, you have to admit that Ray Park made a REALLY hot Toad.

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:38 pm

:mags:
well... I have always postulated that Magneto's hair, because of his power, is constantly in motion...like ripples on a stream.
Fair boggles the mind... if you think he has to consciously control it's movement...that is, still it in human company...heh... you'd know when you were getting TO him by what his hair did...heh heh...
and then again, there's the ability to manipulate the pleasure centers of the mind with magnetic impulses... Everything we experience through our senses comes to our brains via electromagnetic signals, doesnn't it?
the possibilities are endless where Mags is concerned...if only he'd wage love not war...sigh...

bleedin' man has a one track mind...sigh...
needs a hobby...a peaceful hobby...wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowwhatImean? knowwhatImean?
heheehehehheee
Paty
:mags:

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 8:46 pm

:mags:
Y'know...it just occurred to me as to why Mags is always in such a constant state of irritation...
Back in Uncanny 150, Dave showed him donning his costume via magnetic impulses...which led to the theory that his costume was shot with metal threads...or that the costume was woven of metal thread completelly...forming a fabric type of armor. this has been expanded on in later years and is generally thought of as a "given" these days...
but have you ever wondered what metalized thread would feel like on your ...um... more TENDER parts???
get a hair caught in a fold? have a piece of metal thread rubbing you the wrong way? OOg...methinks Dave didnn't do Mags any favors...maybe he should have just let him run around in the altogether...Yeah!!! now there's an idea...
LOL
Paty
:mags:

LadyErin · Post by **LadyErin** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:21 am

Originally posted by Paty
sigh..Mags only fault that I can see is that he doesnnt have pointed ears...sigh...

Oh that is one very delicious visual Paty!

One I will enjoy for a while.

Originally posted by **Northstars Love**
Mags is definitely a sexy older man! Ive always loved the guy. Shame on how they have treated him as of late.

God! Just to run my fingers through his white hair. Ok...Ill stop drooling now.

Yes he is! Gods and Goddesses he is! And I will not get started on these…so called stories.

Oh, don’t bother stop drooling, Ken. *uses drool mop to clean up and places a drool pad down* There, see? All fixed.

Originally posted by Paty
:mags:
well... I have always postulated that Magnetos hair, because of his power, is constantly in motion...like ripples on a stream.
Fair boggles the mind... if you think he has to consciously control its movement...that is, still it in human company...heh... youd know when you were getting TO him by what his hair did...heh heh...

I never thought about that but wow, thanks for the idea! : love

and then again, theres the ability to manipulate the pleasure centers of the mind with magnetic impulses... Everything we experience through our senses comes to our brains via electromagnetic signals, doesnnt it?

Yep! Of course, it seems people forget this, but it does have possibilities.

the possibilities are endless where Mags is concerned...if only hed wage love not war...sigh...

bleedin man has a one track mind...sigh...
needs a hobby...a peaceful hobby...wink, wink, nudge, nudge, knowwhatImean? knowwhatImean?
heheehehehheee
Paty
:mags:

*sigh* I know. And of course I know. And would sure stand in line to...ahmmm…assist in any way I could.

Originally posted by Paty
:mags:
Yknow...it just occurred to me as to why Mags is always in such a constant state of irritation...
Back in Uncanny 150, Dave showed him donning his costume via magnetic impulses...which led to the theory that his costume was shot with metal threads...or that the costume was woven of metal thread completelly...forming a fabric type of armor. this has been expanded on in later years and is generally thought of as a "given" these days...
but have you ever wondered what metalized thread would feel like on your ...um... more TENDER parts???
get a hair caught in a fold? have a piece of metal thread rubbing you the wrong way? OOg...methinks Dave didnnt do Mags any favors...maybe he should have just let him run around in the altogether...Yeah!!! now theres an idea...
LOL
Paty
:mags:

OWWW! Oh, never thought of that! Ouchie! Maybe boxer briefs under the armor? But I’m beginning to think Dave didn’t do him any favors either.

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 10:00 am

:mags:
Nah...boxers? OOg... I am voting for silk undies...serious drooooooool...and only occasionally, in an emergency will he don the metallic stuff without protection for the tender parts. Mags may be psycho, but he's not that kind of masochistic! But Mags in the buff in bed...yummy... I just bet in X Men number one...the Chris Claremont/Jim Lee opus... Lee had himin the buff and they made him put the sumo panties... I MEAN, freakin' diapers!!!... on him when Rogue woke him up in the Savage Land scene. Whatcha bet? Little shadow here and there...it would have been just like Lee to do that...heheheheheheeee...
Sigh...but you know editorial... us girls can't have ANY fun or prurient interset...only guys...sigh...
Paty
:mags:

LadyErin · Post by **LadyErin** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:18 pm

Silk is even better. I just thnk of silk as in silk boxers-and thoses would show. And oh, naked mags? Darn...one thing would make that better and that's Rogue joined him.

LOL! Ok, so I guess I get to have a little fun, just wish I could have some with the guys too. And tasteful fun where the girls are concerned, but that's asking a bit much. Sadly. Oh well.

Fuzzy_Elf · Post by **Fuzzy_Elf** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 1:32 pm

I'd marry either Kurt, Logan, or Remy....they're all so hot!

Panz · Post by **Panz** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:24 pm

How can you pass up a blue guy with a tail?

Personality wise, I think I'd get along best with Hank tho'. But Nighty is just so yummy, I think we could work out any differences...

Do I have to pick just one ?

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:43 pm

:mags:
LOL...you got a point there, Panz! While the Mormons got away with polygamy for a while I think polyandry has always been illegal in the good ol' US of A...LOL
I have no idea why...something to do with antiquated and anachronistic tribal laws. Personally I think several men around to choose from is a great idea...just as I am sure that guys would love several women around for variety.
Of course, you got to deal with all that testosterone and the jealousy and such...probably not worth it. so it's back to the original question of why marry any of them?

On an aside to Fuzzy Elf...I love the poem in your signature spot... did you write it? I know a whole list full of ladies who would love it! I won't pass it along without permission, of course...or without proper literary credit...but it blew me away!

Paty
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Fuzzy_Elf · Post by **Fuzzy_Elf** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 10:56 pm

Oops! I forgot to credit that poem in my sig...thanks for telling me, cuz it's not mine at all...like I could ever write something THAT beautiful...LOL!

That is the work of the most brilliant writer ever...J.R.R. Tolkien, and it's actually a song sang by Samwise Gamgee in the Return of the King...so no, I didn't write it, and I'm sure you can use it or share it or whatever, cuz half of the Tolkien fans I know have it somewhere! Just say it's To.kiens...like I forgot to do now!!

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:36 am

:mags:
cool beans... thanks, FE...Dave would probably have recognized it... he reads the trilogy at least once every year and can just about quote it off the top of his head!
I read the trilogy once about thirty years ago and loved it..well.. I loved the first book...slogged through the second book and loved the third book.. so it was a good, if long, read! The movies were fantastic and though they changed some things, were pretty true to the main core of the story and definately to the tone and grandeur of the fantasy. Too bad Tolkien didn't live tosee them! I think he would have been pleased.
Paty
:mags:

Fuzzy_Elf · Post by **Fuzzy_Elf** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:20 am

Ok cool, glad to help you!

LOTR is definately one of my fav books! I've read them all only a few times, and I want to start all over again soon! But right now I'm stuck in re-reading all the HP books!

But yeah, the movies are absolutely great! I first saw FOTR and then I read the books, so it's not like they ruined the characters for me. And about not following the books entirely...well that's just about impossible, I think! I think PJ did a marvellous job, and if Tolkien had still been alive, then he'd have thought the very same thing!

But we're getting OT here!

LadyErin · Post by **LadyErin** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:47 am

Don't we always, sooner or later? LOL. Anyway...hmmmm...so, which girl would I go after? Rogue is one-and she would go with the guy (if Paty would share, which I doubt. *sigh*) Storm too, maybe. Or Wanda.

Ok, not going to touch the fact that I have a thing for the father and the daughter...nope, not touching that. Not enough Psych classes to work though that yet.

Paty · Post by **Paty** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:45 pm

:mags:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Now you know I have thisTHING for Mags. And the fact is...Wanda is my Alter Ego...always has been since long before Mags was revealed as her father...so you wanna talk Psychological conflict here.
Since my real father disappeared when I was three, I have never been a "daddy's girl" ...but in Mag's case I might make an exception... Hmmmmmm...no, maybe we had better NOT go there...
Heh...
Paty
:mags: