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Post by Garble »

A rather nice little Flash Movie.

I feel kind of hurt though, being that I did Canadian Wolverine first.
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That was really funny!
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Post by Nightcrawler ZERO »

This was a great piece of fanboy humor. Makes me miss Uncanny X-sprites even more.

"Has Lockheed ever died?"

"Aw how about I kill you all Now..."
"That would only compound teh situation when we all come back..."

"Are we counting Alternate timelines?"
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worst - Canadian - accent - ever!
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LOL!!!

That was awesome!!
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I liked how Hank was in a suit while on a mission.:LOL:bamf
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Terrible accents but it's currently travelling around the UK! 'Tis most humurous y'see, so I passed it on to a good friend who passed it on to someone else and they passed it on....
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LOL!

Want more....(and more NC of course!)


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The best part is Wolverine being on all 3 teams. :)

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Post by Ryuu-chan »

I love both of those flash videos.

And that was the coolest thing I've ever seen the recent Emma Frost do. :p
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:LOL Both of them were awesome. Especially, "I'm kinda hungry, it feels like I could eat AN ENTIRE GALAXY!!":D:D:bamf
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Originally posted by Garble

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I hope Nightcrawler actually gets to talk in the next one:bamf
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Second best Canadian accent...EVAR!! ;)

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This may be slightly off topic, but the ending of the second one made me wonder this.. when did Sammy the Fishboy die? I have like seven issues with him in it and feel bad for the little thing:bamf
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Originally posted by Blue_Demon94
This may be slightly off topic, but the ending of the second one made me wonder this.. when did Sammy the Fishboy die? I have like seven issues with him in it and feel bad for the little thing:bamf
He died a couple months ago in Uncanny. The Brotherhood attacks the mansion and Black Tom Cassidy breaks like every bone in his body with his crazy vines.

It was awesome.
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That sounds funny and awesome, but I feel so bad for Sammy... I don't know why... I usually don't have any feelings like this, but seeing his father hitting him and having his mother getting beaten for defending him just wanted me to see Cain crush Sammy's dad's head open.... :( I think I'll officailly mourn Sammy when I discover the date the issue was put on sale and decide to make it a National Holiday....:bamf
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Matt Gardner's done it again. I don't know if this is the third or the fourth, but I love these little flash shorts.

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Post by NachtcGleiskette »

LOL!!

I especially love the Timebroker!

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That's great. "Stop. Talking." Heheheh...
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Being the big House of M fan I am, I just about snorted juice out my nose when I watched that one. I had to see all his X-Men shorts. They're like Pringles. You can't eat just one.
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Post by NachtcGleiskette »

The HoM one was great!

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Post by Bamfette »

hee... Timebroker! :D

yes. RIP poor little fishboy :sammy (though it's a few months after the fact now...)

turns out we had 2 versions of this thread. recap: Blue Demon94 did a transcript of the first one:
Okay, I'll dictate it to you.:LOL

:magneto(Mags): You foolish X-Men had no idea this was all a plot by MAGNETO!
:cyke(Cyke): It's not that much of a surprise
:wolvie(Wolvie):Hold on eh, didn't I just kill you four months ago?
(Mags): No
(Wolvie): Yeah, I cut your head off
(Lockheed screeches)
:kitty(Kitty): Um, Lockheed's right, you should be dead
(Mags): It's a really funny story you see, that was actually a Magneto robot built by Factor Three to fool Lorna Dane into believing that I...
:beast (Hank): No, that was the second time you died back in the 60's
(Mags): Oh, well you see, after being possessed by Apocalypse...
(Cyke): No, that was me.
(Mags): Oh right, how did I die this time?
(Cyke): After infiltrating Xavier's school as Xorn, you shot Emma, popped yourself up on drugs, destroyed New York, then we beat you up and Wolverine knocked off your head. Oh, and you killed Jean.
(Mags): She's dead again?!
(Wolvie): Oh no, don't change the subject here, why aren't you dead?!
(Mags): Oh that, well you see.. that wasn't me!
(Wolvie): Oh really now?!
(Mags): It was actually Xorn's twin brother possessed by the (can't make it out, sorry) pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn.
(Hank): That defies all logic.
(Mags): Oh like none have you have ever died before!
(Kitty): I haven't!
(Cyke): Yes you have, you've died twice
(Lockheed screeches)
(Kitty): Lockheed wants to know if we're counting alternate timelines
(Wolvie): I don't think so...
(Cyke): Well, I guess that means you haven't died
(Hank): I haven't died either.. at least not to the best of my recollection
(Cyke): I've died once, and he's died..
(Points to Wolvie)
(Wolvie): Oh, I've lost count
(Mags): Hello?! Evil villain enacting his plan over here!
(Kitty): No wait I want to figure this out
(Wolvie): I was killed in Japan..
(All mumble)
(Mags): I know, I'll just kill you all
(Mumbling continues)
(Wolvie): I died in Hong Kong
(Hank): That would just serve to compound the conundrum when we all come back.
(Kitty): Has Lockheed died?
:phoenix: No one dies tonight! So says the Phoenix!
(Mags): Oh for Christ's sake!

This is the best I could make out, some of the mumbling was hard to make out and the whole Xorn explanation sounded weird to me.. hope it helps anyway.
though it isn't nearly as funny without Wolverine's accent, even if Andy does Canadian Wolverine better. ;)
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