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Post by wsg » Fri Jun 30, 2006 7:30 pm

Scott: Logan, I have this unnerving desire to see you naked... is that so wrong!!!?????

Logan: No, you're right all along.... I wanna see you too Cyke! Come here! (they both strip eachother then Jean comes in)

Jean: Um, Scott... you should've told me you liked Logan when he first got here! Now I can leave you and go see Storm in the shower!!




You get it? It's things we'd definatly never hear coming out of the X-Men's mouths! Let the games begin!:wolvie
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:08 pm

Xavier: Scott, despite your unceasing devotion to this team, I'm afraid it is time for you to step down as Team Leader. I have a replacement already lined up..

Scott: What.. Storm again?

Xavier: [Shakes his head with a solemn look on his face.] Team, meet your new leader: Mammomax!
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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:32 pm

Anyone: I have peepee in my poopoo

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Post by chicory » Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:54 pm

Any X-mun: Let's kill all humans

Croc>that v for vendetta clip is mesmerizing - :cracked
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Post by Angelique » Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:04 pm

Logan: I totally need a manicure.
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Post by wsg » Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:28 pm

LOL!That last one was funny.Nice going Angelique!
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Post by Angelique » Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:30 pm

Havok to Polaris: A date with Iceman? Have fun!
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Post by NachtcGleiskette » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:07 am

Originally posted by Crocodile Hunter
Anyone: I have peepee in my poopoo
LO-FUCKING-L!!!!!!
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Post by Confizzle » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:59 am

Jean(talking to young student about dead pet.)-I'm sorry, Juilan, but dead is dead.

Logan: Hello my name is James and I'm a Alcholic.

Strong Guy- Can someone lift that.

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Post by Angelique » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:30 am

Jean: "I'm not dead yet! I'm getting better! I think I'll go for a walk. I don't want to go on the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy!" :X
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:35 am

Xavier: My X-Men, I have the most startling of revelations to make..

[Stands up from wheelchair to rather unimpressed results.]

Wolverine: So what.. it's been done before

Xavier: But did I do this?

[Begins break-dancing about the mansion floor as Cerebro opens up to reveal a disco-ball that shines throughout the whole mansion. Dazzler starts up a lightshow as Charles begins spinning on his head.]

Kurt to Logan: You just got served!!:LOL
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Post by Angelique » Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:24 am

Back to manicures:

X-23 says to Wolverine: "Great. I'll do yours and Yuriko's nails, then you can do mine!"
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Post by wsg » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:12 pm

LMBO!!!!!!!!! Those last 2 were hilarious!!:LOL
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Post by wsg » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:17 pm

Ice man : Rogue, there is something i want to tell you ...
Rogue : What ?
Ice man : Well, in that last fight against pyro, something really important melted off ...
Rogue : No, not that ...
Ice man : I'm afraid so ...
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Post by wsg » Tue Jul 04, 2006 9:19 pm

Logan: You know, that "So says gthe Phoenix!" stuff is so corny but she's still so hot!

Storm: I summon the full power of the storm!

Logan: I'm practically droolin! That one was so corny I think I need a barf bag! Still hot though.

Bobby: Jean or Storm Logan.

Logan: Let me get them both in bed then I'll tell you my answer.

Bobby: .........No..... ummm.... I was thinking more along the lines of me Storm, Jean AND Rogue.....

Logan: And I get?.......

Bobby: Ummm nada.....

Logan: Oh, I see.....
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Post by wsg » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:21 pm

Gambit: Hey Kurt...

Kurt: Yes mien fruend?

Gambit: You know, I've thought 'bout it and I....I....I wanna go to church wit you!

Kurt: :eek Really?! You do? Ok! I'll take you Sunday.

Gambit: I must wait that long? I want to go NOW!!

Kurt: Umm... no... you must wait till Sunday to go.

Gambit: :gambit I must go now. I would like God to fogive my wrong doings!!

Kurt: Ok that's it! I'm NOT taking you! NOT!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DON'T WANT YOU SAVED! YOU' RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY!!

Gambit: Ummm....NOW? Pweease?

Kurt::shakeno
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Post by Angelique » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:45 pm

Emma: Brrr! I'm cold. Maybe I should cover up.

Psylocke: Blasted ride-up! Could we stop fighting for a second? I need to glue my costume back to my bum!

Kitty Pryde: (bumps into wall) Ouch!
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:03 pm

:wolvie - Anyone got a band-aid?
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Post by wsg » Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:15 am

LMBO!!! Those r funny guys! :*)
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Post by Cibo » Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:36 pm

Shadowcat: I'm gonna rip off your face and eat it, you bloody bastard!!!

Wolverine: Scott, I want you to relax, calm down, take a deep breath. Look at me, boy, look into my eyes, just relax. You know, violence is never the best solution to a problaaaaargh *blasted away by Cyclops*

Beast: *wuff*wuff*

Wolverine: That waxing did hurt but look how smooooth my legs got.:love
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Post by Saffire » Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:32 am

Beast: Hey, Kurt want to come with me to the spa for a full body wax job?

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Post by Angelique » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:18 am

Kurt: God is dead, and I hate women too. Now Mephisto, about that deal you wanted to make...
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Post by Angelique » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:37 pm

Jamie Madrox- One thing at a time! I can't be everywhere at once!
Rahne Sinclair- Meeow!
Siryn: Can't talk. Got laryngitis.
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Post by Saffire » Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:02 am

Remy: I wish all these pretty women would just leave me alone
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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:15 am

Alkuperäinen postittaja wsg
Gambit: Hey Kurt...

Kurt: Yes mien fruend?

Gambit: You know, I've thought 'bout it and I....I....I wanna go to church wit you!

Kurt: :eek Really?! You do? Ok! I'll take you Sunday.

Gambit: I must wait that long? I want to go NOW!!

Kurt: Umm... no... you must wait till Sunday to go.

Gambit: :gambit I must go now. I would like God to fogive my wrong doings!!

Kurt: Ok that's it! I'm NOT taking you! NOT!! DO YOU HEAR ME!? I DON'T WANT YOU SAVED! YOU' RE BETTER OFF THAT WAY!!

Gambit: Ummm....NOW? Pweease?

Kurt::shakeno
you know, you can allways use edit button. Triple posting isnt less against the rules as double posting.

(look, four edits like four posts but doesnt break the rules)

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