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Post by Angelique » Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:15 pm

Ult_Sm86 wrote:Nightcrawler:

"It's good to be alive!"

Get it? That's mean, I'm sorry.

Here, I'll make up for it with an actual funny one:

Archangel: "Why can't I just make the world a better place for mutants?"
Well, it's not that it's mean. It's just that Nightcrawler actually would say that unless he's brought back as the sort who can't even take a miraculous resurrection in good stride, in other words, worse than the Angsty McWhinypants a couple writers made of him.

Back to musical theater references:

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Namor: No, never.

Atlantis: What, never?

Namor: Well... hardly ever...
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:20 pm

Logan: we we we, we so excited! It's FRIDAY FRIDAY EVERYONE GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
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Post by PsychoKez056 » Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:42 pm

Logan : hey scott pass me the pink nail polish would you?
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:31 am

Scott Summers: "Logan, can I borrow your KE$HA album?"


Logan: "Yes you can borrow it."
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Post by NachtcGleiskette » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:06 pm

PsychoKez056 wrote:Logan : hey scott pass me the pink nail polish would you?
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"If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. This is because what others want may not be good for you. You are not being mean when you say NO to unreasonable demands or when you express your ideas, feelings, and opinions, even if they differ from those of others.â€

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Post by No.Na. » Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:59 am

Cypher: I'm sorry I can't understand what you just said

Cyclops to Storm: remember when I turned X-force into a hit squad? you where so pissed! Good times, Good times.

Wolverine: You know what doesn't have a healing factor? my feelings...
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:02 am

This is brutally crack-tastic sir,.... Good job!!

I love it.


Artie: [insert anything. The guy can't speak]

Magneto: I really need one of those new iron-wrist-bands. It'll help me keep my balance.

[Edited on 22/9/11 by Ult_Sm86]
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Post by No.Na. » Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:10 am

Magneto watching history channel: I was there, and that's not how it happened at all this is completely inaccurate! *begins writing a strongly worded note to the history channel*
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:42 pm

Bishop: "At this point, the timeline is so screwed... I give up. Honestly? I don't care anymore. You all suck."

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Wolverine: "Scott! Where in hell did you put my Mamma Mia! Soundtrack!?"

Cyclops: "Which one? The show or the motion picture soundtrack?"

Wolverine: "Why the hell would I want to listen to James Bond try to squeak out 'S.O.S.'?! The SHOW TUNE soundtrack, obviously!"

Cyclops: "... I like that version..."

Wolverine: "You would."

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Emma Frost: "I'm sorry for your loss."
*snort*

[Edited on 22/9/11 by Ult_Sm86]
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Post by No.Na. » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:46 pm

Xavier: His power is he can toast bread... I think he'll be fine without us.
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Post by TechPrincess » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:30 pm

I know he isn't an x-man, but I can't resist this one.

Black Bolt: "Spatula."
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:37 pm

LOL he blows away cities with a single word, how sad to waste that word on spatula. It would be pathetically humorous.


Warren: "These wings are a total burden. They're weighing me down, big time."

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Armor: "Professor Monroe what's the weather today?"

Ororo (Just got out of bed and is making coffee in kitchen): "How the hell should I know? What do I look like to you, the weather lady? Put on News Channel 5."


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Scott: What's your favorite sitcom?

Logan: Becker.

Scott: Really? You're a Ted Danson fan?

Logan: No. I'm a Becker fan.

Kurt: I'm partial to Fraiser but I find that I would rather watch Arrested Development, other off-beat comedies that don't necessarily have the laugh-tracks. Like The Office, Modern Fam-

Logan: -Becker doesn't use a laugh track.

Scott: What're you talking about? Of course they did.

Logan: Becker was filmed in front of a live studio audience, damn it. That laughter was authentic, bub, you better believe it.

Kurt: (awkward glance to Scott) Okay Logan... It was real laughter.

Scott: (grinning) yeah, just like FRIENDS

Logan: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT FRIENDS! THEY STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH EVERYTHING! IT WAS A SHOW THAT GREW WITH AMERICA!

Scott/Kurt: Ooookay,...

Logan: (grumbling) Joey would've been funny too if people had given it a shot...
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