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Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:15 pm
by Angelique
Ult_Sm86 wrote:Nightcrawler:
"It's good to be alive!"
Get it? That's mean, I'm sorry.
Here, I'll make up for it with an actual funny one:
Archangel: "Why can't I just make the world a better place for mutants?"
Well, it's not that it's mean. It's just that Nightcrawler actually would say that unless he's brought back as the sort who can't even take a miraculous resurrection in good stride, in other words, worse than the Angsty McWhinypants a couple writers made of him.
Back to musical theater references:
Namor: And I'm never ever sick at sea!
Atlantis: What, never?
Namor: No, never.
Atlantis: What,
never?
Namor: Well... hardly ever...
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:20 pm
by Ult_Sm86
Logan: we we we, we so excited! It's FRIDAY FRIDAY EVERYONE GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:42 pm
by PsychoKez056
Logan : hey scott pass me the pink nail polish would you?
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:31 am
by Ult_Sm86
Scott Summers: "Logan, can I borrow your KE$HA album?"
Logan: "Yes you can borrow it."
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:06 pm
by NachtcGleiskette
PsychoKez056 wrote:Logan : hey scott pass me the pink nail polish would you?
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:59 am
by No.Na.
Cypher: I'm sorry I can't understand what you just said
Cyclops to Storm: remember when I turned X-force into a hit squad? you where so pissed! Good times, Good times.
Wolverine: You know what doesn't have a healing factor? my feelings...
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:02 am
by Ult_Sm86
This is brutally crack-tastic sir,.... Good job!!
I love it.
Artie: [insert anything. The guy can't speak]
Magneto: I really need one of those new iron-wrist-bands. It'll help me keep my balance.
[Edited on 22/9/11 by Ult_Sm86]
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:10 am
by No.Na.
Magneto watching history channel: I was there, and that's not how it happened at all this is completely inaccurate! *begins writing a strongly worded note to the history channel*
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:42 pm
by Ult_Sm86
Bishop: "At this point, the timeline is so screwed... I give up. Honestly? I don't care anymore. You all suck."
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Wolverine: "Scott! Where in hell did you put my Mamma Mia! Soundtrack!?"
Cyclops: "Which one? The show or the motion picture soundtrack?"
Wolverine: "Why the hell would I want to listen to James Bond try to squeak out 'S.O.S.'?! The SHOW TUNE soundtrack, obviously!"
Cyclops: "... I like that version..."
Wolverine: "You would."
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Emma Frost: "I'm sorry for your loss."
*snort*
[Edited on 22/9/11 by Ult_Sm86]
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:46 pm
by No.Na.
Xavier: His power is he can toast bread... I think he'll be fine without us.
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:30 pm
by TechPrincess
I know he isn't an x-man, but I can't resist this one.
Black Bolt: "Spatula."
Things We'd Never Hear the X-Men Say
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:37 pm
by Ult_Sm86
LOL he blows away cities with a single word, how sad to waste that word on spatula. It would be pathetically humorous.
Warren: "These wings are a total burden. They're weighing me down, big time."
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Armor: "Professor Monroe what's the weather today?"
Ororo (Just got out of bed and is making coffee in kitchen): "How the hell should I know? What do I look like to you, the weather lady? Put on News Channel 5."
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Scott: What's your favorite sitcom?
Logan: Becker.
Scott: Really? You're a Ted Danson fan?
Logan: No. I'm a Becker fan.
Kurt: I'm partial to Fraiser but I find that I would rather watch Arrested Development, other off-beat comedies that don't necessarily have the laugh-tracks. Like The Office, Modern Fam-
Logan: -Becker doesn't use a laugh track.
Scott: What're you talking about? Of course they did.
Logan: Becker was filmed in front of a live studio audience, damn it. That laughter was authentic, bub, you better believe it.
Kurt: (awkward glance to Scott) Okay Logan... It was real laughter.
Scott: (grinning) yeah, just like FRIENDS
Logan: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT FRIENDS! THEY STUCK TOGETHER THROUGH EVERYTHING! IT WAS A SHOW THAT GREW WITH AMERICA!
Scott/Kurt: Ooookay,...
Logan: (grumbling) Joey would've been funny too if people had given it a shot...