Hmmm...
1) If I saw him on the street, I would get out my cell phone, call and ambulance, then walk up to him, stare, then have a heart attack.
2) conversation:
me= "e-e-excuse m-me, Sir? A-are you for r-real?" while trembling with excitement.
"Was? Of course I'm real!"
me= while beginning to spazz, "Can I t-t-touch you?''
'' WAS!?!"
me= grabs tail and gives it a soft yank, "Oooo000oo0h! Niiiice!":naughty
3) *where did I put my medication this morning? I think I'll talk to my docter about increasing my doses* Walks away rubbing eyes.