What is the Worst thing people could do to change Nighty?

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What is the Worst thing people could do to change Nighty?

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What is the Worst thing people could do to change Nighty?

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The worst thing they could do to him would be that his teleport ability accidentally made him explode... Hope that won't happen...
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What is the Worst thing people could do to change Nighty?

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Originally posted by Phil Hunn
Originally posted by kurtlover
*runs for the priesthood thing*
well it could be worst, what if they turn him into a drag queen? :shocked:
Must... resist... writing skit...

Oh what the hell...

*The X-Mansion, about half-past six in the evening. Logan is sitting in the rec. room smoking a stogie and reading the lastest issue of "Variety"*

Kurt (teleporting in while wearing a feather boa and bright red leather basque, along with customised high heels and overly-bright make-up): Guten tag, darlings!

Logan (doing a double take): Oh God. What the hell happened to you, elf? Your mother get round to giving you some of her hand-me-downs?

Kurt (fluttering his long false eyelashes at Wolverine): Oh, I just wanted a change, you big bad man, you. *Kurt blows Logan a kiss* Isn't this feather boa just darling?

Logan (shuddering): Okay, now I'm worried, elf. What happened to that straight arrow I used ta know? He'd sure as hell never do a thing like this...

Kurt: Oh, he was such a bore. I think this is going to be much more exciting, don't you?

Logan (making his way towards the door slowly): Yeah, elf... exciting. That's the word I was thinking of. Listen, you just stay there. I'm... gonna go get Jean.

*Logan's courage cracks, and he breaks into a headlong dash from the room*

Kurt: My, my, my... I never knew that Logan had such a sexy behind...


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What is the Worst thing people could do to change Nighty?

Post by queenomiree69 »

:mad what would make him look terrible is...
Making him a bright pink instead of blue.....Making him evil and not shy.....:shocked
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