Nightscrawlers

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:56 am**

Wolverine vs Nightcrawler who would win

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:54 pm**

Win what? A fight? A beauty pageant? Our hearts and minds?

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:40 pm**

In a fight: Wolverine.
My fangirl heart: Nightcrawler.
A beauty pageant: Nightcrawler.
The Best Gentleman Award: Nightcrawler.
A fencing match: Nightcrawler.

[Edited on 5/6/08 by love_of_bob]

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:47 pm**

I agree. In a fight, Wolverine. In looks, charm, talent, personality, and every other area, Nightcrawler.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:50 pm**

Oh puhleeze, nightcrawler can win a fight against wolverine, just port wolvie's head off his body, voila, dead wolvie, nighty win.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:16 pm**

In a fight but Kurt could teleport behind him and cut his head off. if you want to see Wolvie fighting Kurt look foor The Winding Way. Kurt wins!!! Proven here:poke

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:44 pm**

I said Wolvie wins, cuz even though I adore fuzzball, Wolverine is practically unbreakable and heals when you get close to winning. Nighty could dodge everything, true, but this is a fight, not keep away.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:11 pm**

True Bamfing Bob but I explained that Kurt won in the winding way Nightcrawler comic. So Kurt wins!

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:33 pm**

Oh for goodness' sakes. Did I already not explain this? Kurt can just teleport Wolvie's head clean off. One second fight. Wham Bamf Thank you ma'am. There, Nighty won. No swords needed, and I'm pretty sure wolvie can't heal a new body.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:46 pm**

Well there was the time when Nitro burned Wolverine down to his skeleton.

He got better.

Posted: **Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:48 pm**

But he still had a head, you remove the head, you kill the beast.

why does that sound so familiar?

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:09 am**

I agree with Steyn.

and it sounds familiar because that's how Sabes was killed.

*looks out for scummy*

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:15 am**

Originally posted by Bobj1
True Bamfing Bob but I explained that Kurt won in the winding way Nightcrawler comic. So Kurt wins!

Kurt himself even pointed out there, though, that the demon possessing Logan at the time didn't know how to use his body the way Logan knew how to use his body, and that he wouldn't have been able to pull that off otherwise. And Logan's tagged Kurt several times right after a 'port in the past. So I'm afraid it's canon that the likely one to win is Logan.

[Edited on 6/6/08 by love_of_bob]

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:16 am**

I think Wolverine would do better on the SATs.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:19 am**

how the hell can logan tag kurt after a bamf? there's no friggin way he can tell where NC would port unless he has A) a psychic ability, or B) spidey senses. My God...I never thought that such a simple thread would bring about such a fanboy within me. It...it hurts...*shudder*

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:26 am**

Originally posted by steyn
how the hell can logan tag kurt after a bamf? there's no friggin way he can tell where NC would port unless he has A) a psychic ability, or B) spidey senses. My God...I never thought that such a simple thread would bring about such a fanboy within me. It...it hurts...*shudder*

I don't know? Because he knows so well how Kurt fights? Because his enhanced senses picks up something in the air changing right before he appears? Because he has extremely fast reflexes? Because he's been doing nothing but fighting for a hundred or so years? Because he's the best there is at what he does? It's happened more than once, though, if I recall correctly.

[Edited on 6/6/08 by love_of_bob]

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:29 am**

so to put it in layman's terms, marvel made a character that cannot die and is invincible and is pretty much godlike. That's why I dislike superman. That's probably why I dislike wolverine too. That and I think he's just an ass (my opinion).

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:32 am**

Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
I think Wolverine would do better on the SATs.

Heh. Not a chance, especially not since Nighty considers stuff like The Origin of the Species mere "light reading."

Kurt's got Wolvie beat in the IQ area.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:38 pm**

Logan is very wise, but not "intelligent". He can adapt to any sitch, but give him a math equation and he needs time.. Nighty has a hard time in public and adjusting to certain environments. But his mind is quick.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:44 pm**

Nightcrawler would win against just about any of the x-men but he would never do it. Ever. It would involve teleporting limbs and body parts and lord knows Kurt is highly against that. (AoA kurt however... >,> )

Logan would be the least of Kurt's troubles if he were to take on the X-men. Or anyone from Marvel. If anything these people would give him the most trouble.

the fantastick four as a whole

and of course,

[Edited on 6/6/08 by Ult_Sm86]

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:54 pm**

Damn skippy Rogue'd give him trouble.

Posted: **Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:04 pm**

spiderman's no problem, they showed NC kicking his ass, and I gave you the pics of it too, Bman.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:44 am**

Originally posted by Angelique
Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
I think Wolverine would do better on the SATs.
Heh. Not a chance, especially not since Nighty considers stuff like The Origin of the Species mere "light reading."

Kurt's got Wolvie beat in the IQ area.

But he was holding the book upside down!

At least Wolverine attended grade school.

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:57 am**

he was holding the book upside down because he was hanging upside down

Posted: **Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:32 am**

Originally posted by steyn
he was holding the book upside down because he was hanging upside down

SHHHHH!!