The most uncomfortable position I've ever seen Nightcrawler

Siona · Post by **Siona** » Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:02 pm

I always wish I had a tail; I have a wheely-backpack and would use the tail to pull it around while I drank life-giving Coke.

~Siona

Booker · Post by **Booker** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 12:09 am

Well, he is a circus man, and I've seen the Cirque de Soile contortionists go crazy with the bending before. it's all a matter of practice, I guess. I mean, I've seen people sit on their heads, and they look just fine doing it.

I couldn't do it, of course. I can't even touch my toes...

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 4:03 am

EEEP! I keep forgetting how damn flexible he is! Man, I don't want to think of what could possible happen if I tried just 1% of that back arc. When I was in Jr. High, I discovered that I was great at flag football, wrestling, and the other "rough+tumble" sports (which the boys kind of resented

) but the second I got shoved into the feminine sport of gymnastics... Presto! Instant slipped disk! Within one week, I had an excuse for the rest of the quarter.

NOT something I would recommend....

swordwhalewalking · Post by **swordwhalewalking** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:43 pm

We had these Morroccan acrobats at the local Rennaissance Faire (Mount Hope Winery, Pennsylvania), one young guy did wierder stuff than that. Whoa.

Oh, the possiblities...and the abs...and the possibilities...

Beboots · Post by **Beboots** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:51 pm

Hmm... I once saw this show on contortionists on Discovery, about a year ago? There was this one guy who could fit his entire body through a toilet seat.... or was it a tennis raquet? ...Still, it was freaky. He like, litterally dislocated both his shoulders to do it...

... I can't see Nightcrawler doing that on purpose...

Siona · Post by **Siona** » Wed Sep 03, 2003 1:24 am

Yeah, and I had a hard time telling whether or not those were his feet.

~Siona

RavenRyo · Post by **RavenRyo** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:12 am

Originally posted by Siona
Originally posted by Gaz
i'm wondering how he can balance with out rolling over.....
I was wondering that too...

: So, Logan, I--AAH! *rolls off bed*

: Heh heh.

~Siona

Hahahaha!

I was thinking about someone pushing him over.

*looks at pic*

*stares at his stomach* Wow.

Now we know all that "yoga" pays off.

Bamf_Girl · Post by **Bamf_Girl** » Thu Sep 04, 2003 6:14 am

O.O Oooooo!!!! *Looks around* *Saves pic for drooling over later* *Giggles* Now if only I can find one of Toad... I can die a happy woman

Rine Wagner · Post by **Rine Wagner** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:54 pm

Originally posted by Beboots
Hmm... I once saw this show on contortionists on Discovery, about a year ago? There was this one guy who could fit his entire body through a toilet seat.... or was it a tennis raquet? ...Still, it was freaky. He like, litterally dislocated both his shoulders to do it...

... I can't see Nightcrawler doing that on purpose...

I saw a guy on TV go through a tennis raquet once. It looked painful!

Beboots · Post by **Beboots** » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:54 pm

...Now I'm sorta glad I don't know yoga... I know it's not all that extreme, but... I almost always go by first impressions. *is biased*

bamfer#373 · Post by **bamfer#373** » Tue Sep 09, 2003 10:33 pm

noooo vee! wanting a tail is GOOD!! I've been needing a tail for yeaars....*falls off chair* okay, I'm exaggerating a wee bit..okay, maybe alot

But I must admit, having a tail would be awefully nice

think of all the possibilties

having blue skin wouldn't be anything to sneeze at either...as a matter of fact, anything Kurt related sounds good to me! That's my planned costume for an upcoming costume party:D wish I had a digital camera to show y'all the Kurt-tastic godness.

Darkstalker · Post by **Darkstalker** » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:22 pm

I'm speechless! But, what an interesting pose...mmmm

Darkdancer · Post by **Darkdancer** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:01 pm

oooooo. *spaces out*
*cough* ummm, wow. I wish I could do that. What's more. I wish my boyfriend (or I would if I had one) could do that.

*suddenly gets an idea for a slash fanfic*
thanks for the inspiration Man of Letters

taekwondodo · Post by **taekwondodo** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:41 pm

Originally posted by Darkdancer
oooooo. *spaces out*
*cough* ummm, wow. I wish I could do that. What's more. I wish my boyfriend (or I would if I had one) could do that.
*suddenly gets an idea for a slash fanfic*
thanks for the inspiration Man of Letters

Aha, this was the inspiration for that thread. Go to town darkdancer! I wouldn't mind being able to do that either.

Snicket · Post by **Snicket** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:22 am

It's really neat that he can do that, and all, but...OWWWW! My back aches just thinking about doing that. If I tried that, I'd have to be rolled around in a wheelchair and pee in a bag for the rest of my life.

I'm not very flexible myself, and I've been tempted to take up yoga recently since they say it loosens you up. I'm kinda scared now, though...

And, yeah. Awfully ripped for a priest, wasn't he? What a waste. Thank god it was just a phase.

Nightfollower · Post by **Nightfollower** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:15 am

ahhh, I've seen that pic before. I have it as a wallpaper. SEXY!!!!!

Considering that Nighty has very good fexibility, I don't think a position such as that would hurt/affect him.

But for the average person...ouch!

*naughty thoughts spring back into naughty mind*

taekwondodo · Post by **taekwondodo** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:48 pm

Now, now Nightfollower. You shouldn't be having naughty thoughts about a guy who thought he was a priest at the time.

But oooooh, how can you help it w/that picture!

Zuno · Post by **Zuno** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:48 pm

A Norwegean man once crawled in to a teeny glass box. He had to take both arms and feet out of position. I believe he is in Guines, bekause this was on a show caled Guines Show.

Beboots · Post by **Beboots** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:04 pm

Originally posted by Zuno
A Norwegean man once crawled in to a teeny glass box. He had to take both arms and feet out of position. I believe he is in Guines, bekause this was on a show caled Guines Show.

Hmm... I remember seeing a Yogi (sp?) on TV, and he put himself into a trance, and was in a tiny box for several minutes... underwater! He didn't breath that whole time...

It was scary, seeing him pressed up against the glass, although he was in that fetal position...

jimmy · Post by **jimmy** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:30 pm

*CRRRAACCKK* his spine breaks in half

it does look painful
*crack*

jimmy:jubilee

Malice · Post by **Malice** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:56 am

Well, Nighty does have an extra flexible spine from what I have read, which allows him to get into all those awkward positions. Pretty neat. Wish I could do that!

Nightfollower · Post by **Nightfollower** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:15 pm

Originally posted by taekwondodo
Now, now Nightfollower. You shouldn't be having naughty thoughts about a guy who thought he was a priest at the time.

But oooooh, how can you help it w/that picture!

"priest" or no priest, in such postistions....HOOT! ;pant;

Beboots · Post by **Beboots** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:54 pm

Originally posted by Nightfollower
"priest" or no priest, in such postistions....HOOT! ;pant;

I think most've us would agree...

...Or, at least... I do...

KarmaSutra777 · Post by **KarmaSutra777** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:29 pm

Can be such a good thing! There are so many positions I have yet to use for....welll tee hee

Zix · Post by **Zix** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:49 pm

Woah!

This pic has inspired me to go start yoga...
...or at least find a man who does

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