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Well, just about all of us know what NC can do...but what CAN'T he do?

I mean the creative stuff, besides going out in public without "HOLY SHIT, DEMON!!" :rolleyes

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Can he arch his eyebrow? I just figured out how to do it today!

Can he...
Wiggle his pointed little ears?
Make a clover-tongue?
Wiggle his nostrils?

I don't think he can
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I can't picture him doing the tongue twister: "She sells sea shells by the sea shore..."
Imagine it...
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Can he type easily on the comp, phone, etc...? I always figured, with only 3 fingers (large fingers) per hand.....

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Originally posted by Yma
I can't picture him doing the tongue twister: "She sells sea shells by the sea shore..."
Imagine it...
"Ze sells... Ze... Z... Ach I give up!"
*bursts out in laughter* :*D Oh, wow... Try saying the German pronounciation out loud... :LOL
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Originally posted by Shadowkitten87
Can he type easily on the comp, phone, etc...? I always figured, with only 3 fingers (large fingers) per hand.....~Simpsons
Imagine Kurt playing the piano.

THE HORROR!! :surprise

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Originally posted by Siona
Originally posted by Shadowkitten87
Can he type easily on the comp, phone, etc...? I always figured, with only 3 fingers (large fingers) per hand.....~Simpsons
Imagine Kurt playing the piano.

THE HORROR!! :surprise
Well, I'd listen to him, if I got to see him at the same time...:lick
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I figure that he uses his thumbs to type anything, whether it's the keyboard or a phone number. You can actually get some decent speed up with that, but I'm sure he'd rather use pen and ink.

However:

Go ahead, Kurt, try to play something from Mozart on the piano. Or the guitar, or the flute, or any brass instrument except the trombone.

Just try to put on swim-fins over those huge feet of yours.

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I would imagine that he would do things like dail phone numbers and what-not with his tail. That seems a little more slender than his fingers.

He could play brass instruments! Well, most of them, seeing as most of them only have three valves. But then he'd have another problem using the mouthpiece. All that fur on your mouth would make it difficult to make a seal around the mouthpiece. :P
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Hmm...I suppose he could play the penny-whistle, or something,but...that'd be just a tad pathetic. :P
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Imagine him picking his nose! That would be funny, if not a tad gross. Eeewww.

Hmmmmmm...brass knuckles. Yeah right.
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Originally posted by SheCat

Hmmmmmm...brass knuckles. Yeah right.
Excuse me for being a little :offtopic , but... What are Brass Knuckles, anyway? :? I've heard of them before, but...
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Originally posted by SheCat
Imagine him picking his nose! That would be funny, if not a tad gross. Eeewww.
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Does he know sign language?

Again it's one of those things that relates to my fan fiction :) (in my world he knows it but tells Meghan "I can't ues it very good" while showing his hands)
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They're the t'ings Juggy wears...they're metal and one ring goes around each finger and they hurt a lot.
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He CAN'T be my husband. Poor unlucky one :)

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...Use a 3-button mouse, so no Quake III or Unreal Tournament for him. :(

But I bet he could play X-Box games just fine. The thumbs do all the work anyway, plus he could actually fit his hands around those big-ass controllers. :LOL
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Originally posted by SheCat
They're the t'ings Juggy wears...they're metal and one ring goes around each finger and they hurt a lot.
...Ah... Thanks, SheCat, for clearing that up for me. :rolleyes
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There hard and metal and you put them on your hands to hit people with.
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He could have his own brass knuckles. But I don't think he would need them. I have seen him hit.
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Where does he buy shoes? Does he ever wear shoes? What kind of shoes would he wear? I like shoes!
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Apparently, depending on the writer, he can wear regular shoes (though they're likely size 15 EEE or something similar). I'd have to think they pinch something awful, though. Nandireya takes the far more reasonable step of having him wear specially-designed shoes, and so does Nightmare. In the movie, he wears normal men's "business" shoes during the Oval Office attack, but since he dispenses with them for the rest of the movie, I have to assume he was a lot more comfortable with bare feet. He likely has very tough, callused pads, similar to a dog's, and goes barefoot a lot. For my universe, he tends to go barefoot in decent weather. For the snow, he wraps his feet all the way up to his knees in tough, waterproof, insulated fabric. I figure he never had the $$ to afford special shoes, or never trusted anyone enough to have them done.

He might be able to wear thongs or sandals without much trouble, but I get the impression he'd rather not have anything interfering with his ability to use his feet as talons (i.e. clinging).
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He can't play the guitar, obviously, but i bet he'd be good at the bass guitar, as it is only played with one, sometimes two fingers, and only one fret is depressed at a time (usually, and anyway he would be no vic wooten or jaco pastorius, but he'd be better than say, ANY BASS PLAYER FOR ANY BAND TODAY, CAUSE THEY ALL SUCK! (except john paul jones and phil lesh, they're still alive, and flea, i dont like the peppers but he's a good bassist.))
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Can you imagine how hard it would be for Evo Kurt to find foot protection? :eek

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Yeah evo Kurt freaks me out a bit by the way he looks. He is cute and all but his body has a more demonic creature looking :evil however I have seen comic kurt brawn a littlt to freaky for my taste
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One thing I've read a lot is Kurt's poor ability to write neatly.(Due to the unique grip he would use) I realized that when I looked at my hand while writing, I have the exact same grip! I believe I write very neatly. Maybe, it's 'cause I'm a southpaw :?

Okay that's my :offtopic rant for today. Here's my question.
How could Kurt drive a car comfortably? Would he need to disconnect the body of the seat in order to sit properly(Like sitting on a stool)? If he squeezed himself in, would it be as painful as... say, rollong over on an erection? :shocked Needless to say, that hurts like sin!
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