Does Kurt Fart fresh Pine and is it yellow?

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun May 02, 2004 8:12 pm

subtle.

I think he Farts methane(sp?) just like the rest of us, assuming he farts at all.

The gas that we fart it created by the food and bacteria in our intestine, because they sit and break down into gas and waste product. Now I am not sure if his speedy metabolism changes any thing for him or not.

Did you know: The more food you eat with sulfates, like eggs and some meats, the more sulpherous your farts smell?

Tracker · Post by **Tracker** » Mon May 03, 2004 1:45 am

Okay, finally summoned the courage to look at this thread.

My question is: What happens to Kurt's tail when he farts? Does it flutter a little?:oops

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun May 16, 2004 3:18 am

here is an even worse one, When he farts does he lift his tail like a horse. Buahhaha:*D sorry I thought it was funny, and again does he fart?

Zix · Post by **Zix** » Sun May 30, 2004 1:05 pm

If his farts smell the same as his teleports he could confuse the hell out of his team mates.
They all think he's gone but nooo, he's just let one loose.

Thanks for making me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.

shakspear · Post by **shakspear** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:48 pm

This thread is just toooooo hilarious! I was laughing so hard I almost dropped my laptop!

I can just see Kurt lifting his tail to pass gas!:LOL

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun May 30, 2004 11:55 pm

:DWell think about it a moment, I know so many guys who lift their leg to fart, so why not a tail...if he farts.

sapphirescimitar · Post by **sapphirescimitar** » Mon May 31, 2004 1:15 am

Originally posted by CurlyyHairGirl
and again does he fart?

Nooooo... He just holds it in until there's an explosion. It's one of his powers.

Nightcrawless · Post by **Nightcrawless** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:59 pm

Good Lord help these people...

THAT I dont ponder over. Like GAZ i do *physics of teleporting* not bodily functions...eew.

you guys need medical help.

:ick:shakeno

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:24 am

Yes we do, but you know you love us:D:kiss.

No! He can't explode, unless he has so much gas that when he explodes it triggers a teleport, meaning he can fart at will!!! AWESOMENESS!!

Crawler · Post by **Crawler** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:25 am

Nightcrawless > Joking or serious?

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:53 am

LMAO @ Nightcrawless sig. I like boys, I really do but... L-M-A-O.

I may not speculate/fantasize about him farting but I think we can all agree there are certain bodily functions of his we devote considerable thought towards.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:23 am

I think TDS has a point.

It has never crossed your mind?

I don't Fantasize, I think colorfully.

Nightcrawless · Post by **Nightcrawless** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:56 pm

Originally posted by Crawler
Nightcrawless > Joking or serious?

of COURSE i was joking- What do you think I am, mean? OK, to a degree I am, but not that much!!

(btw how did i get warned 3 times for the same post and get banned for those warnings??)

CoffeyGeliebter · Post by **CoffeyGeliebter** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:47 pm

CurlyyHairGirl.... colorfully????

does that even begin to describe it??? it seems a little under exagerated to me, at least the way i know you.... am i right???

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 4:29 pm

:*DBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:*D THAT IS SO TRUE, M!!!! You know my mind too well!!! And lately it's been out of the gutter, but when school starts...*rubs chin evilly*:evil:eeevil*cough, hack, gasp*:die:X

FANTASIZING! OK, M, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!

HOLY GEEZ, MOTHER OF CORNBREAD!!! You won't let me think clean Coffey *cough cough Nick coughcough*Geliebter

back on topic:
HE DOES NOT FART, THAT IS MY DECISION.

And anyway, when dogs fart, at least mine, they don't make a noise. Maybe fuzz muffles it like someone mentioned.

Singe · Post by **Singe** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:20 pm

It may well be that he doesn't fart. It's like the edict from the powers-that-be that there is no masturbation in the DC universe, perhaps there is no farting in the Marvel universe!

Sinew · Post by **Sinew** » Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:50 pm

Maybe he does have silent farts (like CHG said), but maybe they trigger an 'accidental' teleportation, so that no one ever see's nor hears him do it...so it appears that he doesnt... :

(begins getting too involved in the concept)

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 12:27 am

That would be dangerous. If he had an accidental teleport, he could kill himself.

:(

(get involved, hon, you know you like to talk about NC and his possible flatulence)*points an accusing finger at Sinew* Give it up, you love it!

Sinew · Post by **Sinew** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:19 pm

AAARG! ITS TRUE!! ITS ALL SO TRUE!!! *runs away and hides*

(maybe Kurt teleports away when he farts...after all he is a gentleman;) )

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 9:31 pm

Originally posted by Singe
It may well be that he doesn't fart. It's like the edict from the powers-that-be that there is no masturbation in the DC universe, perhaps there is no farting in the Marvel universe!

Are you serious? Someone in DC made a POINT to say "no masturbation"? I mean, it's not something a mainstream comic would mention at all, so what's the point in passing down an edict? Did they get all hot+bothered at that "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay?

Singe · Post by **Singe** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:49 am

Originally posted by Maelstrom
Originally posted by Singe
It may well be that he doesn't fart. It's like the edict from the powers-that-be that there is no masturbation in the DC universe, perhaps there is no farting in the Marvel universe!
Are you serious? Someone in DC made a POINT to say "no masturbation"? I mean, it's not something a mainstream comic would mention at all, so what's the point in passing down an edict? Did they get all hot+bothered at that "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" essay?

I can't remember which title it was in, but somewhere in the nineties one of the writers made an off-handed masturbation reference, and one of the editors told him to change it, telling him that there is "no masturbation in the DC universe". If you watch the History Channel enough the history of comic books special is bound to come on eventually. It was on that!:LOL