April fools pranks to play on Kurt

Ult_Sm86 · Post by **Ult_Sm86** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:05 am

HAHAH! mael you got some of the best ones, jeez that'd be hilarious!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 3:47 am

oh that would be great, especially if you firgure out a way to say that it's Anjulie's or something!

nightcrawler30 · Post by **nightcrawler30** » Thu Jan 29, 2004 1:22 am

tie his tail to the bed post so when tries to get up he comes right back down!
shave all of his fur off.
put him on top of someone's house so he will think he was sleep bamfing!
and that is all for now.

Archangel · Post by **Archangel** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:33 am

Put a few extra tails on him one on his forhead one by his other tail and one on his head! With crazy glue! better yet Rubber glue! Have Angel (from NXM) hit on him... um... put stacy X in his bed and wake him up.. Super glue his hands to a bear can making him think his sticky ness has improved...

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:53 am

Tape over all of his Errol Flynn movies with bad episodes of X-men Evolution where his counterpart says homie and stuff!

Mistress D · Post by **Mistress D** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 10:18 pm

LOL! This is all so hilarious! Cruel, but hilarious!

:evil:LOL Okay, time to contribute some of my own...

1. Tie his tail to the ceiling fan and turn it up to full power!!!

2. Okay, this one is impossible, but it would sure freak him out.

Okay, somehow aquire powers of mind reading, and teleportation. Then go find Kurt and start being as annoying as possible. Pretty soon he's gonna get fed up and bamf away, but just as he does, read his mind and find out where he's bamfing to, then teleport there at exactly the same time. Continue to annoy him.
"So like I was saying-" Hehehehehehehh...

3. Put a nail in the wall just above the doorframe of his bedroom. Then take a plastic spider, tie it to a string, tie the string to the nail, and position the spider so that it's just resting on the door. Then when he opens the door, SURPRISE!!

Uhhh... That's all I can think of for now.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:21 am

I once saw this old Shirley Temple movie where she's almost sold to the "evil gypsies with tons of gold hoops and stuff" you tape over his favorite movie with that one!

NWKurt · Post by **NWKurt** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 5:48 am

Just keep watching your back:shocked Nightie lurks around at night when all of us are asleep, and remember.....he IS the master of joking and kidding around.

Paybacks are always a bi***!

At least we know that he would be a good sport at it all:D

Tracker · Post by **Tracker** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 8:46 am

Um...

1. Plant a fake love note from Logan. (Note: Steer clear of Logan for a while.)

2. Put pictures of Orlando Bloom all over his room.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:21 am

Dye his fur yellow.

Replace all of his underwear with womens'.

Hang tampons that have been soaked in ketchup from the celing and stick katchuped pads to the wall and one on his forehead:*D

I know it's horrible.

Tape over all his movies with the Teletubies and Barney episodes. Maybe some Smurfs.

Give him a cupon for a free bikini waxing.

put itching powder in his shampoo bottle.

put glue on his chair so it sticks to his arse when he gets up.

Send him a fake offer in the mail sayind that Tommy Hilfiger wants him as the next Underwear model.

:lick

Nova · Post by **Nova** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:53 am

shave off just part of his fur in his sleep (like half of his face).
replace all his favorite movies with chick flicks.
hid all his swords and replace them with plastic ones.
have a little annoying kid follow him around ALL DAY.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:44 am

That little kid thing is ssooooo eeeevil, I would never stoop so low!!:o

Pour old lady perfume on him in his sleep *Logans eyebrow moves up,"So, how are you with the ladies these days elf?" while he trys not to crack up*

Dye pink and yellow spots on his face.

Put laxitive in his coffee when he get up in the morning, and if he dosn't have coffee offer him a chocolate*choco-lax, that is:naughty;):D:LOL*

:*D

Neko Cat 7 · Post by **Neko Cat 7** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:35 am

This so evil,but...

...I'd shave all his fur off,paint him red, and glue fake horns on his head.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:31 am

Tell him that there is going to be an invasion of fur eating mites that like the taste of fur that has blue pigment in it.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:46 am

pay Lockheed to clamp onto his tail and not let go for the whole day

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:49 pm

Tell him that his fur is falling out in patches on his face and hide all the mirrors.

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:44 pm

Okay, this one would take a lot of planning, and everyone would have to play along, but it could be very, very effective.

Everyone in the institute, from the students to the faculty, has to speak in gibberish to each other all day, but seems to understand themselves just fine. (Half the trouble will be keeping a straight face.) This means they'll have to plan out things in advance, so that when they talk to each other for instructions and so forth, they'll be able to coordinate. And when Kurt speaks to them, they give him a blank look, or maybe one of concern....

You'll have to do something with the TV sets, the radios, and so forth, so that they spout gibberish too. And don't let any visitors on the property to speak normally, or else the whole thing will be blown.

The end result is that Kurt thinks he's going completely insane. Or maybe he's had some sort of stroke that affects his language centers.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:38 pm

THAT IS PURE GENIOUS!!!!!!

Have everyone ignore Kurt completely and say stuff like > > > Have people pack up his personal belongings and cry while doing it. Have people mourn him. And if he grabs someone to get answers, have them screem Bloody murder >
And maybe he will think he is dead, so he cries himself to sleep. While he is asleep replace all his belongings and get rid of the black clothes and have people ask him why he slept through the whole day yesterday and he will think it was a bad dream.