If Kurt had a pet, which would he have, and why?

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:06 am

Maybe he just shouldn't have one at all, it would be too hard to choose.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:09 am

aww but crazy animals are the best to have! I have a crazy dog!

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:18 am

So do I, she walks into mailboxes all the time. I think she is missin' some marbles.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:27 am

Mine chases and catches his tail and then chews on it for a while

Nightcrawlerfan · Post by **Nightcrawlerfan** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:35 pm

Thats funny!:LOL I don't think he should have a crazy pet. It would drive everyone else crazy.:crazed Maybe he can have a cerval or a lynx?

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:01 pm

I think I mentioned a Lynx, perhaps a bobcat?

My dog chases her tail on command:Disn't that just sweet....she also eats crap, but don't they all:?

Nightcrawlerfan · Post by **Nightcrawlerfan** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 12:59 am

I have a dog and a cat. I've had my dog for 6, almost 7, years and my cat 3 years. My dog, Suzy, is sweet. My cat, Sara, is EVIL!!!:)

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 4:21 am

he should have a crazy squirret that runs around and tries to burrow in people's hair.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:56 pm

HHAHAAAHAHAHAH, My dogs name is Sarah with an H.
Squirrels? Someone told me squirrels were evil when I mentioned it last in this thread, so more power to ya!

Mistress D · Post by **Mistress D** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:59 pm

AND SO THEY ARE EVIL!!!!

Don't even get me started on their underground cities where they hide their weapons of mass destruction... They're just biding their time...

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:01 pm

One thing to consider: I don't think Kurt would want an animal that *ahem* attacks things easily. For this reason, I have a hard time seeing him accepting a something like a kitten....

Imagine him waking up with a cat attacking his tail....

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:51 am

he would freak because it's Marime he'd be like...

noooooooooo

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:18 pm

HAHAHAHAHAH:*D OMG that would be the most hilarious sight to behold!!!!

Nightcrawlerfan · Post by **Nightcrawlerfan** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 7:40 pm

Yeah! Thats funny!:LOL I did mention a snake before. He could keep it in a glass cage or in the garden.

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:10 pm

Except for one thing: reptiles really, really smell bad. Not they themselves, but the environment they live in. You have to clean their cages twice a day to keep the stench down.

Considering how clean Kurt tends to be, if he went for any kind of reptile, he'd be cleaning that cage out an awful lot....

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:09 pm

Maybe he should just have a fish. I have a ten gallon aquarium with six fish, warm fresh water and believe me, if you do it right there is hardly and work to it, plus they dont complain.

*hint: if you have a large enough tank, get a sucker fish for alge control, beleive me they save tons of work*

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:38 am

he could get the fighting fish in seperate little bowls! and if one pisses him off, he could put them in the same bowl and see who survives!

Nightfollower · Post by **Nightfollower** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:51 am

Well, I'm hoping this hasnt been said yet, since I'm too lazy to read everything, but I reckon he'd have a dog.

Why?

So that he wouldn't be the only one being blamed for leaving fur everywhere *g*

I see him more as a dog kind of person

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:36 am

I think he would have my dog. He's old, and crazy, and he sleeps all the time! it would be cute seeing Kurt trying to make him do something when all he wants to do is chew on his tail!

Nightcrawlerfan · Post by **Nightcrawlerfan** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:56 pm

HAHAHAHA!:LOL Maybe he could have a lyrebird. They're GORGEOUS!:love

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:35 pm

When you say fighting fish do you me Betta fish, cause I had one before and if you stick a mirror next to the fish bowl it flares its fins and gets really pissed at its reflection and tries to attack itself:*D

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:51 am

that would be hilarious...but Kurt would end up having to chase people away from trying to make his fish kill itself

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:36 pm

Yeah well, it isn't to healthy for the fish anyway so I didn't do it often, it was good exercise though! He died a month after I got him cause he wouldn't eat, didn't like the food.

Nighton · Post by **Nighton** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:48 pm

The only animal I can imagine Kurt having is a parrot. That would make for an interesting story.

Parrot: "******* ****! Squaaak! You ******"

Kurt: "Who taught you such words?"

Parrot: "It was Logan! Squaaak! It was Logan, the ******!"

Kurt goes to find Logan.

Remy (hiding): "I knew it was a good idea to teach him those words. Hahahaha!"

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 3:51 pm

He could have a white german shepard for a dog, they are so pretty. My friend has one.