If Kurt had a pet, which would he have, and why?

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 2:51 am

He could have a parrot that says Damn Nazis! just like Winston Chruchill's!

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:42 am

:)so, do you think Wanda will like my suit?

parrot: squack

:(What do you mean that it makes me look pudgey?

Parrot: Squaack

:madyou don't know what you're talking about, you are just a stupid bird!

Parrot:SQUACK!!

:yellNO YOU SHUT UP!!

Parrot: SQUACK!! Damn Nazi's! SQUACK!!

:o*gasp*...

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 12:19 pm

lol....I could see that happening! and then someone asks him why he's crying and kurt would say that the parrot was making fun of him!

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 3:30 pm

:bawlEven my own bird hates me

*door opens to kurts room*

:marrowWhat the heck is your problem?

*mummbles*

:marrowwhat was that? I didn't hear.

:(I said my bird made fun of me..and hurt my feelings.

:marrowOh poooor baby:rolleyes!

Marrow throws bone spike at bird*

Parrot: SQUACK..choke*flops over dead*

:marrow*smiles* There, it'll never happen again.*leaves room*

:o......:(well I didn't want him dead.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:23 am

oh that would be horrible. Kurt would probably yell and scream at her for that one.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:10 pm

Yes, Marrow needs some dicipline.

YOU MOTHER ******!!!! YOU KILLED MY ******* PARROT!!! HE MAY HAVE BEEN MEAN AND INCONCIDERATE AT TIMES!!!! BUT HE DIDN"T DESERVE TO DIE!!!.....

:marrow WANT TO MAKE SOMETHIN OF IT PUNK?

YEAH...RIGHT HERE..RIGHT NOW!!!

:marrowBRING IT ON!!!

*huge fight ensues, NC wins porting her till she feels sick*

:evilTAKE THAT, YOU *blllleeeeeeeeeeeeep*

:marrow*uunngh*

:oOMG! What have I done*begins to pray for his sins*

:marrow thinks*he's damn sexy when he's angry:naughty:lick;):kiss*

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:52 am

heh, Kurt probably performs self floggation for that one! poor kurt...

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:56 pm

That would be too sad to put up so I wont.

He shouldn't have a pet, he should have a nice snuggly wuggly teddy bear that he takes w/him every where*huggles*:kiss

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 2:52 am

He should have a Wil E. Coyote doll! I have one that I've had since I was two years old! *huggles doll*

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 1:51 pm

I have one of those that I got a Six Flags 5 years ago, he is a baby and is wearing a diaper.

He should have a pidgen, they eat alot.....like him..

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 2:41 am

aww he could have a cute little pidgen that spazzes out and crashes into things and sometimes attacks his tail thinking that it's a worm!

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Wed Apr 21, 2004 1:57 pm

:evilThats a pretty big worm if you ask me.

Pig can fly.....they are called pidgens

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:45 am

they are so cute! he could have several and have them send out messages to people by crashing into them and handing them the message.

sapphirescimitar · Post by **sapphirescimitar** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:50 am

*looks back through thread some* o_O

I believe he should have an opossum. For obvious reasons. Opossums are so cute and all... And really tasty when you get bored with them!

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 3:22 am

:oThat is not funny! my friend had a pet opossum, and it was the sweetest thing ever.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 9:47 am

the only problem with those is that they're kinda stupid. Like when they cross the street, they just run and don't look up, which is why I see a lot of dead ones around my block:X

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:52 pm

:(same here, we have tons of 'em. As we have opossum problems, my uncle in Portland has Raccoon problems.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:52 am

he could have a raccoon! it would stay up with him at night, curled up on his tummy eating fish!

thylacine · Post by **thylacine** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 12:32 pm

I have a skunk that comes to my front doorstep to eat the cat food. It acts pretty tame, and it has not vaporized anything. It's real cute. It has a big white letter "V" on its back and a black fluffy tail with a white spot on the end. I just think its adorable. I'd let it come in but I'm afraid it will smell up the place. It gets along with the cats too. They go out and play with the skunk and act like they think it's another cat.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:11 pm

he could have a skunk for a pet! all you have to do is remove their stink gland and it's done.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:31 pm

How about an Albino Skunk and a black and white skunk together?

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:42 am

awww that would be cute...Albino animals are so cute! my friend has an albino cockatiel! and the bird still has red cheeks with the white feathers tinted lightly with yellow.

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:20 pm

Albino German Shepards! He would have nationality in common with it.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 3:41 am

and he could teach it actual German! awww German Shepherds are so cute!

thylacine · Post by **thylacine** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 6:30 pm

I think the skunk is cute. So many people hate skunks, but this one is cute. It never causes any trouble.