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Post by Rocketgurl23 » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:28 am

Howdy people! I'm new here as you can see;). I have a weird question, only because I'm bored, what kind of undies do you think Nighty wears? Here are all the possibilites:

Boxers(I defenitly think this one!:LOL:naughty)
Tighty-Whities(To me some guys don't look good in them:eek)
Boxer-Briefs
Underoos (:LOL:LOL:LOL Hey it could happen!)
Thong (I hear pimps wear those...:surprise:eek)
NOTHING!(:LOL OK, I'm just kidding! Only some girls do that:X)
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Post by DeeJay » Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:51 pm

When he wears the spandex outfit I don't think he wears anything.

Of course his underwear has to be modified to allow his tail to be comfortable.

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Post by Nightcrawlis » Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:14 pm

Either boxers or he goes commando.
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:10 pm

I think he wears boxers... maybe he could wear them backwards to fit his tail
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Post by CurlyyHairGirl » Sat Oct 30, 2004 9:32 pm

Originally posted by Blue_Demon94
I think he wears boxers... maybe he could wear them backwards to fit his tail
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ok, ok...

I think he wears what he wants, when he wants:naughty
*pictures NC in boxers with little smurfs all over them*

heh heh...
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sun Oct 31, 2004 1:54 am

Probably nothing most of the time.

I'd offer other possibilities and reasons behind them, such as in this issue he wore blah blah blah, but I think "nothing" is the answer we all seek. Deep down. Mmmmm. Nothing. :content
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Post by BamfChyck » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:02 pm

I know some guys who don't wear underwear, but I don't think Kurt's one of them. I think he has too much self-respect to go commando unless it's unavoidable. For the same reason, I don't think he'd wear tighty whiteys.

I think thongs are out, just due to anatomy.

I suspect he wears boxer-briefs, like the ones Jockey makes. They are kind of like tight fitting boxers, rather like bike shorts without the padding.

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:07 pm

What does going commando have to do with self-respect??
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:11 am

I guess someone got a kick out of my suggestion:)
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Post by Maelstrom » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:09 pm

He'd better wear something under that spandex. I, a female, have worn heavy lycra spandex, and it's notorious for:

1. Leaving NOTHING to the imagination. ("Hey! Kurt! I guess you *are* Catholic!" ;pant)
2. Um... letting little poky hairs poke through. :yech

And even for regular wear, "commando" is *not* a comfortable thing when you've got a zipper to contend with. :shocked
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:11 pm

Originally posted by Maelstrom

2. Um... letting little poky hairs poke through. :yech
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Wouldn't he have hair poking out all over then?
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Post by Maelstrom » Mon Nov 01, 2004 5:12 pm

How can I put this delicately...? :scratch

Chest hair lies much more flat than pubes, which (closer to underarm hair) jut up and out at odd angles. I noticed some of mine poking through my spandex costume until I wore a thong to "flatten them out". :blush
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:56 pm

Originally posted by Maelstrom
How can I put this delicately...? :scratch

Chest hair lies much more flat than pubes, which (closer to underarm hair) jut up and out at odd angles. I noticed some of mine poking through my spandex costume until I wore a thong to "flatten them out". :blush
So what you're saying is, he must wear a thong under that costume? :scratch
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Post by graemeowen89 » Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:08 pm

Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
Originally posted by Maelstrom
How can I put this delicately...? :scratch

Chest hair lies much more flat than pubes, which (closer to underarm hair) jut up and out at odd angles. I noticed some of mine poking through my spandex costume until I wore a thong to "flatten them out". :blush
So what you're saying is, he must wear a thong under that costume? :scratch
I'm a guessing it is probably boxers with a custom slit in the back but in the modern era, cannot be sure. it has been seen in the original first 200 comics (The ones I have) that he wore boxers. Recently, I dunno; not been seen in that light.

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Post by Maelstrom » Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:13 pm

Or it could just be a custom thong. After all: if you don't have some support, those family jewels will be swinging in an upsetting fashion.....
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:55 pm

It can't be boxers under the costume or he'd have panty lines under that spandex.

Heh, custom thong.
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Post by Garble » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:17 pm

Boxer-Briefs.

Because boxer-shorts would bunch up under the spandex and he'd have this puffy look all around his pelvis.
And briefs would tend to leave a "panty line" with his costume.

Also there was an issue of Excalibur where he has to port right out of bed to respond to a space craft landing in the back yard, and he spends most of the issue in boxer-briefs. No... really.

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Post by Maelstrom » Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:33 pm

:LOL Undoubtably because no non-masochist would ever wear a thong to bed. They're not exactly the most comfortable things around. I'm just positing what's under the spandex, as opposed to any other time.....


:doh! I'm such a damn nerd for even positing any of this! Excuse me: I'm gonna go slam my head against a nearby wall....:die
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Post by BamfChyck » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:03 am

Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
What does going commando have to do with self-respect??
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:25 am

Originally posted by BamfChyck
Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
What does going commando have to do with self-respect??
Skid marks.
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Post by Crawler » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:57 am

Two words: dance belt.

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Casually, I'd go with a combination of boxer briefs and boxers, as he's been seen in both, but under the unform: dancebelt. It smooths things out and keeps things from pinching and slapping.
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Post by Tatu » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:07 am

Originally posted by Maelstrom
He'd better wear something under that spandex. I, a female, have worn heavy lycra spandex, and it's notorious for:

1. Leaving NOTHING to the imagination. ("Hey! Kurt! I guess you *are* Catholic!" ;pant)
2. Um... letting little poky hairs poke through. :yech

And even for regular wear, "commando" is *not* a comfortable thing when you've got a zipper to contend with. :shocked
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:29 am

What's going on here?! Let's just assume he has the same molecules that make his costume as underwear. If you can have unstable molecules make up your costume, why not you undies too?!
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Post by Rocketgurl23 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:18 pm

Hmm... I think when he's in uniform he wears tighty-whities, boxer-briefs, or underoos (The funny underwear with super-heroes on them:LOL. They're pretty much like tighty-whities. But I say this because he can be a total clown, not to mention he makes them look good ;pant!) but in civies he most likely wears boxers, and when he um... :naughty he probaly wears a thong AND then he goes commando! :LMAO!!!
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Post by Blue_Demon94 » Tue Nov 02, 2004 9:05 pm

It means it's so tight you can see his thing. The catholic thing refers to the Jewish tradition of circumcision, which you could tell the difference I guess by looking at his... you know
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