Lose the Collar, Kurt- Club Thread

kay · Post by **kay** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 7:25 am

Great!

Now I can change my sig...at last!

Argh! What is all this onslaught! Sausages everywhere! What a mess!...the things we will do to save Kurt from priesthood!

...don't be a sore loser Abbatior!

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:36 am

I haven't lost yet! We will get the collar back! Check out the first line of my sig for the reason I'm stiill here.

Come on! Join the dark side!

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kay · Post by **kay** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 12:52 pm

Anyway...Abby (

: )...good luck on your vigilanti mission. You do know it's a lost cause, don't you? Well, I got a hand it to you for optimism!

Why do you want the collar back anyway?

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 1:20 pm

No particular reason. Kurt's faith has always been one of the most interesting parts of his personality. But if he loses the collar it will show that he has no commitment. I will fight the neverending battle for Kurt to keep the collar!

Huh? What's that? I'm a vigilante now? Cool!

*Straps on a pair of Magnum 44s. Slings an M16 over his shoulder. Attaches a few bayonets to his belt.*

Right I'm coming for all of you "Losers"! And you're first, Kay! Run while you still can!

kay · Post by **kay** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:00 pm

Wait! Hold fire just a second! *ducks behind nearest rock*

Hey, I don't know so much about us being "losers" but I can see your point about not wanting Kurt to have no commitment. He's commited to Xavier and all he stands for. So what if he wasn't commited to wearing a cassock!
Yes, his faith is ONE of the most interesting parts of his personality but I think they took it too far...hey, people make mistakes...even those people who think they know whats best for Kurts character and go and do stuff like making him a loverless priest. It was just mean!

....still, go ahead! DO YOUR WORST!

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:12 pm

Ok.
*Removes bayonets and starts shooting. Starts beating Kay up with

:.*
The reason for you being "losers" is because you want him to lose the collar. I don't really think you're all losers.

kay · Post by **kay** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 2:44 pm

Aaaagh! Mystery Meat! You don't know what goes into those things! Oh well, you called it *Stars wacking Abbatior with his bayonettes*

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 5:48 pm

Kay has thrown down the gauntlet! Sausage combat!

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kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 8:43 pm

*pets Abbatoir*
how are you gonna do that?
kidnnaping Chuck or what?
take over marvel? *laughs at him*

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 8:47 pm

Thanks for the idea, KL!

*Straps on a ton of weapons and a red head-band (RAMBO!) and marches off.*

Nightcrawler ZERO · Post by **Nightcrawler ZERO** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 10:49 pm

Oooooooooooooooooo-kayy!!

It's time for the cutlass & Summer sausage wielding members of the "Lose the Collar, Kurt" Club to rise up and defend our gains. You and your fancy firearms, Abbatoir- wait 'til you see the sausage chaingun!

::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage::sausage:

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Sat Nov 09, 2002 11:53 pm

Abbatoir War Journal:
I have arrived in New York. I will prepare for the next few hours and then under cover of darkness I will attack. They'll never know what hit 'em. I will hold bill Jemas, Joe Quesada and Stan Lee hostage until they send a message to Chuck telling him to keep the collar.
After they have kept the collar, I will wipe out all existing members of the Lose the Collar club.
Abbatoir War Journal signing off.

kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:32 am

: *kay sharpens her sword* You will never take me alive! MWA HAA HA HA!!!

The Drastic Spastic · Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:53 am

Originally posted by Slarti
Don't make us open a can of sausage on you, Abbatoir! : : :p

*sings*
Oh, collarless he came,
And collarless he stays!
Never shall he be tame,
He needs a roll in the hay! Hey!

*joins in on the "HEY"*

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 11:15 am

Abbatoir War Journal day 2

Storm on the Marvel offices unsuccessful. Anonymous tipoff from a "Loser".
Will storm the home of Chuck Austen until he keeps the collar.
KEEP THE COLLAR!
Everybody now! Da-da-da DA-da-da. (Imperial march)

: Join the dark side!

kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:14 pm

*Shakes head sadly* Poor Abbarabbadingdong...The Dark Side is a lonely place! I've been there. The foods terrible.

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:22 pm

I knew I shouldn't have put that in my sig... Revenge!

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kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:37 pm

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Have at!

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Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:44 pm

En garde!

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kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:52 pm

*KL grabs little Abbatoir by the arm and puts him inside of a potato bag, closes it, beats the heck out the potato with a gigantic

: and throws it to the river*

kay · Post by **kay** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:57 pm

Yeah! *puts sword away*

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Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 6:49 pm

*Abbatoir returns from the grave to seek revenge on the peeps who threw him in the river*

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Nightcrawler ZERO · Post by **Nightcrawler ZERO** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:51 pm

Nightcrawler ZERO's War Journal- part 1.

This is a strange battle indead. Although we outnumber the enemy by extreme odds, they continuously re-incarnate themselves. I pick up the phone and call up Joe Quesada, asking him to re-state his "Dead means Dead" rule. The Keepists stay dead.

Abbatoir · Post by **Abbatoir** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:27 pm

NUTS TO JOE Q!

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:38 pm

ok i think its enough *blushes* lets stay on topic guys, shall we?
i know i was playing too, but i think we just stay on topic before the big authorities came and yell at us