Is Nightie a virgin?????

NightLilly · Post by **NightLilly** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 6:03 pm

i totally agree with that!!

everyone seems to have their own versions and im glad everyones coming back to this to find out what someone elses wrote

Bamf_A_Licious_Baby · Post by **Bamf_A_Licious_Baby** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:04 am

If he is a virgin.. I would happily de-flower him.. *Lascivious grin*

NightLilly · Post by **NightLilly** » Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:12 pm

i second that motion but ill get there first

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:45 pm

Originally posted by kurtlover
I'm catholic and you must believe me when i say that not all catholics are virgins :andrew

And some Catholics (and non-Catholics!) are virgins for reasons that have nothing to do with faith. Hot damn, who'd have ever thought?

I'm 99% sure Moviecrawler would be virgin. Several reasons, first being the religion. (Yeah, I know what I just said... shhh!) Second being, if he's been really isolated from people, it makes it far less likely he will have found a woman brave enough because, three, the idea of sex with X2 Crawler is just plain scary. The sharp teeth, the jagged germy-looking fingernails, the chitinous tail... are getting NO WHERE NEAR any delicate part of ME, I can tell you.

And I don't care if YOU think he's hot, I know tons of guys online that I would LOVE to get to know better, who get NONE in real life.

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:59 pm

Oh great, here we go, 10 fuzzy tails says that this thread produces a string of "let's de-flower Nighty" fics.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:03 pm

oh of course it will! de-flowering Kurt is like, a dream of mine missy! No matter what version he is! Except of course for his punk human form...he called nightie a freak and I hates him!

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:14 pm

Maybe we should turn it into a contest. Best de-flowering fic gets a.....

Hm.

A kick in the pants! Oh yes! Shame on you for de-flowering such an innocent little blue man!!!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:19 pm

Vas?! what are you talking about?! It's fun de-flowering innocent blue men! You should try it some time!

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 2:36 pm

Originally posted by Lauren
oh of course it will! de-flowering Kurt is like, a dream of mine missy! No matter what version he is! Except of course for his punk human form...he called nightie a freak and I hates him!

You mean Cadbury?

I thought he was kinda cute but then... Alan Davis... the scene where they fight is hot.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:32 pm

Well...I kinda agree when it comes to hotness and the fight scene, but he called nightie a freak! That wasn't cool! I'm glad kurt punched him in the face! Kapow!

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:36 pm

Originally posted by Lauren
Well...I kinda agree when it comes to hotness and the fight scene, but he called nightie a freak! That wasn't cool! I'm glad kurt punched him in the face! Kapow!

To tie into the Nazi thread, he was just doing what he'd been raised to believe was right.

And to continue the off-topicness, I've always wondered if they'd managed to get Kurt into one of that world's "redesigning" programs, he would have ended up just totally looking like Cadbury. That would have been kinda cool, for awhile anyway. Angst!

NightLilly · Post by **NightLilly** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:07 am

who is the cadbury guy. does he by any chance have shares in cabury's milk chocolate?

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:40 pm

Yeah. . .BUT Lightning Squad Kurt wore a skimpy outfit, which makes him better than Cadbury. Now if Cadbury had shown some skin. . .I think I might have liked him too!

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:15 am

Wasn't he wearing a skin tight uniform? That's good enough for me!

Cadbury was the name of an AU version of Kurt. He was completely normal-looking, hated mutants, I think the issue was Excalibur 23.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:34 am

mmm skin tight is good...but I like to actually see the skin hinted at! hehe:D

Nandireya · Post by **Nandireya** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 3:57 am

Originally posted by Lauren
mmm skin tight is good...but I like to actually see the skin hinted at! hehe:D

You want skin? Then Limbo Kurt's the one for you. Gold Egyptesque collar and a tattered skirt...pity he's such a sleaze...

If anyone wants to see the alternate Kurts thusfar discussed just click here...

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:03 am

*blinks* actually...if you cleaned him up a bit, gave him a bath and a good groomin...he'd be pretty hot!

NightLilly · Post by **NightLilly** » Sat Jan 10, 2004 8:44 am

*must find issue 23 that was mentioned*

I agree he would be hot if he scrubbed up a bit

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:06 am

I just got the issue with Limbo Kurt in it..man, that would have been awesome if that skirt wasn't wrapped so you can't see anything when he pounces! darn censors in 1982!

TelegramSam · Post by **TelegramSam** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:39 pm

I'M still waiting for the let's-corrupt-the-catholic-elf fic...

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:05 pm

Let me finish the Family Matters fic first! then I'll corrupt Kurt ok? I needs time to think and plan it!

kurtlover · Post by **kurtlover** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:33 pm

This is soooooo totally

but i must say i want to read the fic. :andrew
Back on topic guys!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:57 am

Ah yes, going back on topic! back to the topic of which this thread was made. Back to that topic..back to the topic...erm.... Kurt's not a virgin because he's way too shy with Ororo?

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 6:28 am

Originally posted by Lauren
Ah yes, going back on topic! back to the topic of which this thread was made. Back to that topic..back to the topic...erm.... Kurt's not a virgin because he's way too shy with Ororo?

"Not"? I don't think it proves anything either way... but is more likely to point the other way.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:38 pm

so he's shy because he banged someone else? I ish confuzzled