Damn hot pic of Kurt

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Post by Bright_Eyes_Of_Gold » Tue May 02, 2006 8:50 pm

I just had to post this. If you've seen it before im sure you wont mind seeing it again ;)


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Post by Jolinare » Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:48 pm

ahem.

if you type in 'nightcrawler' into the search engine on deviant, you get ALOT of stuff like that, but more explicit. GAWD.
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Post by rain360 » Wed May 16, 2007 6:21 am

But,
explicit is----
not good.
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Just kidding,
but yea,
explicit art is...
weird art.
On my terms at least.

(I like the pic brighteyesofgold!
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Post by Jolinare » Tue May 22, 2007 8:17 pm

i know. i trawled 30 pages of porn for the sake of a few gems. Bamfette, ie. And this person called Dezwagner. she did the cutest picture of baby kurt. the rest of her stuff is nighty fetish indulgance, but still. One gem was worth it. i even printed it and stuck it on my organiser
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Post by ShadowGirl » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:25 pm

I do like that pic alot! Lookin good Mr. Wagner! :P

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:15 am

He has the muscle tone of an infant. Yuck.
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Post by steyn » Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:50 am

I gotta agree with spaz, this just doesn't do anything for me...in fact...it kind of enforces me not liking movie kurt even more. No muscle tone. Doesn't have the physique of an agile superhero.
just looks like an average joe, painted blue, lying there.

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Post by ShadowGirl » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:43 pm

Oh my god...I must say that Kurt looks very good in that pic! :) Me like a lot!

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:19 pm

Originally posted by ShadowGirl
Oh my god...I must say
again
Originally posted by ShadowGirl
that Kurt looks very good in that pic! :) Me like a lot!
Can I say he looks like crap again too? Okay I will. I have bigger muscles than him. And I can't do ten push-ups in a row without collapsing.
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Post by Vaiyala » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:32 pm

Yeah, I did notice that he had no muscle whatsoever... :eek One of Nightcrawler's defining traits in the comic (and heck, even in Evo) was his muscular physique. And limberness. He's supposed to be really flexible and sort of catlike in the way that he moves, right? So this is what bothers me. In the movie, he was just...he moved to normal. (If y'all get what I'm saying :D)

Alan Cumming's pretty cute and all, and I like how he protrayed NC's attitude, but in terms of actually looking like his character....
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Post by OctoberHoliday » Thu May 07, 2009 10:20 pm

I never really notice the bodies of people anyway, it really doesn't matter. And I know it's not right for the character, but I've never really been all that fond of muscles. I like the more sort of thin and tall guys, you know? Not too much to them, but comfortable to hold. :love

So I'm rather fond of Alan Cumming's body, yes, but I tend to focus more on the face. I like big, round, honest eyes and sweet, girly, kissable lips. Things like that just make me go all buttery inside.




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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Thu May 07, 2009 11:37 pm

I never really noticed bodies... until I started having sex. :smirk
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Post by Bamfing_Bob » Fri May 08, 2009 1:03 am

Alan Cumming is gay. So ha.
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Post by steyn » Fri May 08, 2009 4:04 am

But Cumming is neither thin nor tall.

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Post by NinjaMisha » Fri May 08, 2009 4:21 pm

The Drastic Spastic wrote:He has the muscle tone of an infant. Yuck.
Ditto that.
I would've been happier if he just kept his clothes on the whole time so I could pretend he had a rockin' body under it
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Post by Elfdame » Fri May 08, 2009 5:45 pm

NinjaMisha wrote:I would've been happier if he just kept his clothes on the whole time so I could pretend he had a rockin' body under it
Exactly how I used to keep my boyfriends interested in me. :shifty
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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Fri May 08, 2009 9:44 pm

Actually looks like something cops usually fish out of rivers, bloated something that has been there a few days.

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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat May 09, 2009 12:18 am

Crocodile Hunter wrote:Actually looks like something cops usually fish out of rivers, bloated something that has been there a few days.
Thanks for your input, Croc. You are the expert on the bizarre and yicky after all.

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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Sat May 09, 2009 12:33 am

Man.... that vacation time in Weapon x didn't do *anything* for his physique. he needs to hit the circus training again.
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Post by Nandireya » Sat May 09, 2009 1:10 am

Nand wonders why this is being dredged up...this pic is ancient...are we that bored and snarky?
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Sat May 09, 2009 1:24 am

Personally, I've seen it floating in here for a while, and I guess it was only a matter of time 'til someone new to the forums found it, which is perfectly fine, but I saw that with the recent comments it was an opportune time for me to voice my opinion on it. ;D

So... Nand, being you're the Keeper of Elfin Facts... is this physique correct?
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat May 09, 2009 6:12 am

I have it ad-blocked on both my computers because I actually DO mind seeing it again.
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Post by Nandireya » Sat May 09, 2009 8:56 am

Ult_Sm86 wrote:So... Nand, being you're the Keeper of Elfin Facts... is this physique correct?
Ah...but I consider him a totally alternate reality Kurt Wagner...and as such don't equate him with the comic-book Kurt any more than I do the X-Men: Evolution Kurt...
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sat May 09, 2009 9:38 am

Nandireya wrote:
Ult_Sm86 wrote:So... Nand, being you're the Keeper of Elfin Facts... is this physique correct?
Ah...but I consider him a totally alternate reality Kurt Wagner...and as such don't equate him with the comic-book Kurt any more than I do the X-Men: Evolution Kurt...
But in this alternate reality version, he is still supposed to be a super fit athlete who can bounce off walls.
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Post by steyn » Sat May 09, 2009 12:52 pm

Well, technically he did bounce off the wall in X2 intro.

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