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NOTE: i have NO IDEA how reliable any of the following is, or where it came from originally. but hey, they mentioned nekkid Wolvie (nekkid Hugh Jackman! :pant:.)

snagged this off the SHH boards

"This is not, the greatest scoop in the world, No-whoa-oh-oh-ohhh, No! This is just a tribute.

"Two words to get female X-men fans screaming: Wolverine. Naked.

"During the past few weeks, I've been able to slide myself, slick like a Kielbasa sausage into the dangerous confines of the newest batch of X-Men 2 sets, Stryker's base and Alkali Base.

"Two words about the sets and how they'll be used in a stunning combat du finalement: ****ing. Awesome.

"Taking a well written page from the rusty worn design of the Matrix's Nebuchadnezzar ship, Alkali base looks and feels like a run down 50's style torture chamber. Chains adore the walls, various surgical tools adorn metal beds stained with blood. Remember Wolvie's nightmare inserts from the first movie? Take it, use it, expand on it so very nicely. This place is rigged for a mighty nice fight folks. (From all degrees of mutant belief - good, bad, patient, intolerant, psychotic)

"Now, many have read about the final battle at Alkali base, (those of us who've read the script). And we've all wondered who's fighting who, and probably most of all... does Wolvie change sides if and when he discovers the truth about his past?

"Hmmmm... well, yesterday, Mr. Jackman showed off his acting chops running down a tunnel. A complex system of tunnels in the cold Alberta north. Confused and naked, Wolverine stumbles through a series of tunnels emanating from Alkali base to the great outdoors of the great white north where he emerged amongst...

"A crowd of screaming schoolgirls.

"Keeping the on set tone pretty light yesterday, while Hugh Jackman was prepping for scene at the entrance to the caves on one side, a massive group of what looked like every female crewmember amassed upon said exit, aka Wolverine's escape point. Mr. Jackman, quite the consummate actor, and ever the good sport, went from screaming with berserker rage the one minute, to laughing and shaking his ass to the many female admirers. Hopefully an outtake to supply on the DVD (a la Spidey from X1).

"And I don't wanna sound gay or nuth, but Mr. Jackman is looking hee-yuge in this movie. More bulky than X1 Wolverine. I don't know why I noticed this, but I did. Heh.

"Anyways... Strykers base is lined with various big LCD monitors (which are like $9000 each), all running programs that do as much as a Dr. Evil henchman. It is cold and rocky, rusted, like a sewer. It's really the anti-X Mansion. In most places, its just as high tech, but the cold blue steel is replaced with dimly lit dirty concrete. Tunnels sprouting from many directions, allowing many characters to converge in the main chamber. A jail room for holding prisioners, with a little skylight hole on top. Has Brian Cox gotten a lifetime acheivement award yet? Security cameras blanket the entire compound, and monitors diplay sweet innocent children, sad, in jail cells. Who could be more evil... Cox's Lecter, or Cox's Stryker? One point of interest to me is a spinning platform with a hummer on it. Apparantly Magneto is going to play with this hummer and another 4 wheel drive vehicle, like dinky cars, IN the base! Demolition derby! And much rock damage!

"In the tradition of Aliens, Godfather Part II, and other great, but rare sequels, X-Men 2 is going to smash its previous incarnation into flattened pancakes. Bigger everything, better story with already established characters. Now where's my LOTR: Two Towers advance tickets?"
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Neato. Only here's my problems with nekkid Wolverine.

1. Eeeew! :yech: I do not need to see Hugh Jackman's anatomy.

2. The rating. If you show someone nekkid, it's R. R= me no see. I would hope Singer is smart enough to realize this and not show anything.

But the sets sound awesome.
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Can I ask you a question, Ms. Bamfette? Didn't they say that Wolverine is gonna have some sort of romantic situation with Mystique, or am I just hearing things?
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yah lotr...i mean...X-men II..i mean LOTR II.. i mean... X-men II...o i'm so confused.
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yeah i seem to remember that from the script breakdown. something about Mystique trying to seduce him by shifting into various different forms.

and Hsu, i don't think they'll actually show anything... naughty... but still, nekkid Hugh :lick:
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hugh Jackman like god brought him to the world! :love::love:
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Nope, god gave us Rock and Roll. So, wow, go Wolvie! I heard Mystique shapeshift to Rogue and Jean. I was like, Whoo HOOO!
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*kladyelf wanders in... again.... :P to look at thread*
Does this mean there will be an ongoing tradition of naked x-men stars? :LOL: :naughty: :LOL:
the new character from the last film has to do a nude run for the next? :LOL: :naughty: :LOL:
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...Kladyelf, I'm scarred. In the best of ways!!! With our luck tho, it will be a girl who strips in the 3rd. :(
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I'm a female X-Men fan...and this news doesn't have me screaming in any way, shape or form.
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He's married, girls. :P
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Originally posted by Bamfette
Confused and naked, Wolverine stumbles through a series of tunnels emanating from Alkali base to the great outdoors of the great white north
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*sh***
That will DEFINATELY be rated for only 18 yrs. In Lebanon, anything that shows *any* skin is rated 18, while if it's blood and guts... let's just say it's a toddler-fest. Oh, well. I'll find a way....
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well, in most areas, if it's only partial nudity, then it'll be PG-13 or the national equivalent.... take Titanic for example.... that was such a horrid movie in so many ways.... I felt like I needed my eyes purged.... anywho, I think that they won't actually show anything.... most likely if nudity is shown, it will be like Arnold Swartzeneggar in the Terminator films....
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Originally posted by Crawler
He's married, girls. :P
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ONa tuesday, every leap yera, for five seconds maybe. While your in your bathroom, where no other girl is. OH and also...BLAH! Naked Wolvy! BLAH! Naked HACKMAN! BLAH! NAKED GUY!!
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[quote]Originally posted by Hsu
Neato. Only here's my problems with nekkid Wolverine.

1. Eeeew! :yech: I do not need to see Hugh Jackman's anatomy.

2. The rating. If you show someone nekkid, it's R. R= me no see. I would hope Singer is smart enough to realize this and not show anything.

But the sets sound awesome. [/quote]
Believeme I don´t wanna see him nekkid too...:yech:
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well, not him...do any of the girls go nude style?
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well... Mystique, obvioulsy :p
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Post by Slarti »

Mmm.... naked Jackman....the mind boggles. :naughty:

And married does not equal dead. We can look all we want. :p

And I'm allowed to look too. If Hubby can drool over the chicks on Birds of Prey I can drool at Hugh's ass.

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"So... couldn't wait to get my pants off again, huh?"
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Slarti: Is Birds of Prey actually on TV already!??

Bamfman86: You should talk. :P

And I guess seeing Hugh naked would be better than seeing Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen naked. *cringe*
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Hey Crawler, I know you addressed Slarti without, so I hope Slarti doesn't mind my answering, it's out. Birds of prey premiered on the 9, which was my roomie's bday so we had to tape it.
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Originally posted by Crawler


And I guess seeing Hugh naked would be better than seeing Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellen naked. *cringe*
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