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Post by Bamfing_Bob » Sun Mar 27, 2011 5:01 pm

Showed at work yesterday at 7 am to do I job I was not hired to do. Then, when almost time to leave, I spill an entire dish of barbecue sausage all over myself. Then I lost my second job. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
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Post by Scumfish » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:20 pm

One word.

Flashbacks.
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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:01 am

My ass hurts. Fell backwards out of the car getting the child out of his car seat because he was sleeping.
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Post by Slarti » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:19 pm

Fucking spammers. -_-:yell:X

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Post by Svartfreja » Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:22 pm

Seconded I'm so bored of deleting spam
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:34 am

What the hell... Glenn Beck leaving Fox news? Is this good or bad? I can't decide...
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Post by Slarti » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:34 am

That's awesome news. He's a fucktard.

I feel like hell. If I didn't know it would be impossible for me to be pregnant again I'd think that's the problem. I just feel exhausted and achey.

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Post by JackSkulls » Wed Apr 13, 2011 11:07 am

had to go to work sick today..... I think this job is gonna end up killing me
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Post by Scumfish » Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:50 am

My nan died today.
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Post by Angelique » Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:25 pm

More family upheaval involving a much loved relative in trouble. I also discovered we have a registered child sex offender living only a block from us and two more a block from where my kids take their music lessons. Finally, a mother-daughter Krav Maga workshop has me sore and aching all over. (The positive here is that the young lady will likely be quite capable of defending herself from larger, older attackers.)
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Post by Scumfish » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:15 pm

Only family member currently not with the family in the wake of Nan dying. Can't get there until literally the evening before the funeral. Really upset about this.

Benefits appear to have been fucked up again. No money.

Snake's heatlamp exploded. No money to replace.

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Post by Starfish » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:19 pm

I'm sorry to hear that about your grandma, hun. *hugs* :(
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Post by Scumfish » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:08 pm

This week has been total fail and ass and lose and wank.

Newest: it appears our shower has a leak, because I was having one today and then got a knock on the door from downstairs - apparently they had water pouring down the wall.

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Post by Slarti » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:30 pm

Owwww. OMFG I hurt and wants to sleep. I've spent the day cleaning my mother's house. And I'm not done yet! Just taking a break.

And then I go back tomorrow to finish!

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Post by Angelique » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:06 am

My son had a couple of permament front teeth stage complete no-shows. Unfortunately, replacing them will not be simple. In the short amount of time since the bottom front baby teeth came out, he's sustained visible bone loss in his lower jaw now, and he's too young yet for the tooth implants and the ever more likely bone graft surgery. Hopefully the new orthodontia he now has on his lower teeth will help his jaw pull itself together. Good thing the kid has a great sense of humor about this as well as a high pain threshold, because laughing about how expensive his mouth will be sure beats the alternative. (Oh, yeah. And if the budget cuts mean my husband loses his job, we may lose our dental insurance, too.)
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Post by Slarti » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:54 am

My husband's entire division was eliminated today. And I'm not working because of the baby - just freelancing.

There's a possibility he may be able to relocate within the company, but we won't know until the end of next week after an interview.

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Post by Scumfish » Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:58 am

Oh man - that totally sucks ass, Slarti :( will be thinking of you - I know it's not much, but will keep my fingers crossed for you guys.
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Post by JackSkulls » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:53 am

300$ down the drain, but new computer I guess :( my old one's power cord reciever thingy is breaking and it's hard to keep it charged so kinda had to, but atleast my old one lasted for over 3 years
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Post by Ult_Sm86 » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:30 pm

I think my mom took my Easter Basket 'cause I wouldn't wake up.... >_>


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Post by tears~fall~like~glass » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:26 pm

No, I don't want to get up at 6:30 to drive Matt to work, have to bring his car home, and wake back up at 8:30 to drive your eldest to work with gas at $4.17 a gallon and only a fourth of a tank left because his dumb ass forgot to ask Matt for a ride to work last night. In the rain. With some areas flash flooding.

Oh, and I also don't want to listen to talk about nascar races or monster trucks the whole way there, considering that getting up at 6:30 plus the hour after getting back from dropping Matt off means I only got... 3 hours of sleep... if I was lucky.

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Post by Slarti » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:46 pm

My husband didn't get the job. Which means we're both unemployed, with a baby. What a fucking nightmare...

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Post by Starfish » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:50 pm

I'm so sorry, hun. Wish I could do something to help. :( *hugs*
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Post by Ferguson » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:51 pm

>< well that certainly does suck.
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Post by Elwing » Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:00 pm

Bah, you folks don't deserve this. Don't give up, keep trying- hopefully he will find something much better soon!
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Post by Freak » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:57 pm

I don't normally write in here, but I got really big ass. My favourite professor died on Thursday night. He also was the leader of our group. This means lots of chaos and mourning straight after coming back from three months of hard work in India. Fuck.
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