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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:03 pm

We're nothing. We weren't there. *starts a spin-off show with Gaz, Insane Happy Gender Party*
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Post by Gaz » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:52 pm

Woo! I like the gender part best. Can eggs be involved? :cracked
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Post by Bamf Bunny » Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:26 pm

Chat seems to have briefly coincided with a parallel universe.

[nights_dre] hmm anyways im gonna go... i need to freshen my brain with charles dickens or william shakespeare![melisande] Les miserables is wonderful,..bye mike
[nights_dre] and bye to everbody elseQ
nights_dre exits from this room
[Tatu] maelstrom> in mikey land "charles dickens" or "william shakespeare" are probably porn stars
[melisande] ey,.. les miserables was wrote by Victor Hugo,... MIIIKEEEE
[BamfBunny] * BamfBunny tries to imagine an intellectual Mike
[maelstrom] Bunny, don't.... it'll just hurt you...
[Tatu] Bun> intellectual steve is harer to imagine *picks at his toes*
[maelstrom] * maelstrom pictures a rabbit with glasses and a smoking pipe.....
[BamfBunny] * BamfBunny concentrates
IntlctlStv enters this room
[maelstrom] Oh, look! A bunny with glasses and a smoking pipe! What are the oddds?
[IntlctlStv] Has everyone read my new paper, "Heteronormative Weltanschauungen in the works of Yves Saint-Laurent"?
[maelstrom] Um... is that the one that deals with the perfume industry?
[maelstrom] Bunny is a scary and powerful person... all he has to do is concentrate, and he summons up things from the netherworld...
[IntlctlStv] No, my book on the perfume industry is "Heaven Scent: Musk, Ambergris, and symbolic crossing of the animal/human boundary in the sense not moderated by the hypothalamus; a study of olfactory transcendence."
[IntlctlStv] * IntlctlStv pours a glass of Shiraz
[Tatu] * Tatu crawls under a rock..
[IntlctlStv] * IntlctlStv inspects rock
[IntlctlStv] Sedimentary, my dear Watson!
[Tatu] * Tatu stabs IntlctlStv - your just WRONG and shouldnt exist!
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Post by steyn » Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:02 am

just think how much better your little chat lives would be if you only had this keyboard
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Post by NachtcGleiskette » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:09 pm

that would only make it easier for the trolls.....or pseudotrolls......:smirk...

*sees if such technology could actually exist...*
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Post by NachtcGleiskette » Tue Mar 09, 2004 6:02 pm

I present to you, dear chatters.....Nachturne becomes a woman:

[Nachturne] * Nachturne goes through puberty...

[Nachturne] Mommy!!! I have dirty pillows!!

[Nachturne] and the curse!

[nights_dre] o_O

[ScarletTat] .. Talk to gramma

[Elwing] * Elwing tries to read nacht's low contrast typings.

[ScarletTat] * ScarletTat has the talk with Nachturne...

[Jacob] * Jacob loves watching kitties wake up

[Nachturne] * Nachturne falls in loive with Zack Morris....

[Nachturne] Mommy....i have this wierd tingly feeling...in my ring ding...

[nights_dre]

[ScarletTat] * ScarletTat puts his head down and sighs...

[ScarletTat] As long as you dont get tingly over Mike you're fine.

[nights_dre] * nights_dre slaps scarletat

[Nachturne] * Nachturne touches her ring dign....OH MY!

[Nachturne] * Nachturne pulls mike in the closet...and emerges 10 minute later...MOMMY! I'm a woman!

[nights_dre] whooooooooo!

[nights_dre] i made her a woman

[kurtlover] brb

[ScarletTat] Lisa Marie! Mike is a dirty boy!

[ScarletTat] * ScarletTat glares at Mike...

[nights_dre] * nights_dre nods

[nights_dre] im the dirtiest of all!

[Nachturne] * Nachturne makes out with every chatter...oh, mommy, i love sex!

[nights_dre] go me!

[ScarletTat] How dare you touch my little girl!

[nights_dre] * nights_dre touches scarlet

[Nachturne] Mommy...the stick turned blue...what does that mean??

[ScarletTat] You insignificant little speck of trash!

[Nachturne]

[ScarletTat] ..you'll pay for what you've done to her!

[nights_dre] * nights_dre is white trash

[ScarletTat] * ScarletTat hexes Mike into hell

[Elwing] * Elwing sees her canary fall asleep.

[Nachturne] Oh NO! IT HURTS! *gives birth to everyones baby*

Armistique enters this room

[Jacob] awww, how cute El

User nights_dre has successfully been kicked away.

nights_dre enters this room

[nights_dre] aw kicking people is so fun!

[ScarletTat] Oh Dear...Baby cyke.. Baby warren... Baby bobby... Baby logan?!!

[ScarletTat] .. Baby... Jean-paul? The hell?!

[nights_dre] * nights_dre takes one of the babies and raises it on his own

[Armistique] back

[kurtlover] back

[Nachturne] he was drunk and curious, mommy

[kurtlover] * kurtlover is angry

[nights_dre] why?

[Armistique] * Armistique hugs her grandaughter

[kurtlover] fucking clients

Darkholme enters this room

[sevati] lisa, that blue is really hard to read, stay with the white?

[kurtlover] Drew!

[Darkholme] Eh?

[ScarletTat] Drew!

[nights_dre] darkly!

[Armistique] aww i'm so proud of you,sweetie

[ScarletTat] Have you named them yet?

[Nachturne] they're all called Mommy 1-27

scarlettat is now a moderator for this room.

[ScarletTat] Maybe we should have left you in eXile...

[Armistique]

[Elwing] oh, the fertility of it all!

[nights_dre] oh the inhumanity of it all!

[kurtlover] * kurtlover is hungry

[ScarletTat] See, Now that you've had all these kids your gonna have to go and marry Morph so you can support them...
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Post by Tatu » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:51 am

Chat has had a train wreck with a few AU's..Gender bending chat.. clone chat...

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[kurtlover] mmmm ...lets troll!!
[kurtlover]
[Tatu] Aww
[Tatu] WOO!
Darkholme enters this room
[Darkholme] MOD CHAT SHIMMY!
[Darkholme]
[Darkholme] WORK IT!
[Darkholme]
[Darkholme] OWN IT!
[Darkholme]
[kurtlover]
[Darkholme] LOVE IT!
[kurtlover] DREW!!!
[Darkholme] MOD CHAT SHIMMY!
[Darkholme] Some things just have to be done every once in a while.
[kurtlover]
kurtlover exits from this room
ANGRYTROLL enters this room
[Darkholme] * Darkholme scrolls up
[ANGRYTROLL] RRRARRGGG I'M THE ANGRYTROLL
[Darkholme] Dammit Steve...that's MY shtick!
[ANGRYTROLL] FEAR MY ANGERRRR
[Tatu] But i already did that drew!
[Tatu] Muahahah!
[ANGRYTROLL] STEEEVEEE
[Tatu] But i dont havea shtick of my own...
[Darkholme] Yes you do...you're playing with it right now!
*cc* enters this room
[ANGRYTROLL] FEAR MY EVIL ANGER SMILIE SPAM :
[Tatu] ...eep
[*cc*] ni geys!
[*cc*] ops
[*cc*] opps
[ANGRYTROLL] hola cc
[*cc*] I liek chiki
[ANGRYTROLL] ANGRYTROLLSMASH
[Tatu] I just borrowed yours for a while...
[*cc*] dent coss
[ANGRYTROLL] *thinks AngryTroll has good spelling *
[*cc*] hekko?
[Darkholme] Everyone's already borrowing my shtick
[ANGRYTROLL] CCIAHTE YOU
[*cc*] n e body here?
ANGRYTROLL exits from this room
[Tatu] * Tatu rubs drews shtick
Darkholme2 enters this room
[Darkholme2] MOD CHAT SHIMMY
[Tatu] * Tatu sits on drew's shtick
[Darkholme2]
[Darkholme2] WORK IT
[*cc*] wats that?
[Darkholme2]
[*cc*] helo?
[*cc*] ops
[*cc*] opps
[Darkholme2] OWN IT
[Darkholme2]
[Darkholme2] LOVE IT
[Darkholme2] DREW IMPERSONATOR CHAT SHIMMY
Darkholme2 exits from this room
F.Baggins enters this room
[F.Baggins] :whistle
F.Baggins2 enters this room
[F.Baggins] *changes font color
[F.Baggins] hello clon
[F.Baggins2] Hola!
Ta2 enters this room
[Ta2] CLONE CHAT SHIMMY!
[F.Baggins] *grags F.Baggins2 by the hand and walks together in harmony*
[F.Baggins2] yay!
[Tatu] * Tatu looks at Ta2...
Darkholme2 enters this room
[Tatu] .. My clone is NOT supposed to be prettier than I am!
[Tatu] Bastard!
[Darkholme2]
[Darkholme2] WORK IT
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[F.Baggins] my clone...is like..the same as me
[F.Baggins] *stares at F.Baggins2*
[F.Baggins2] *jiggles boobs*
[Darkholme]
[Darkholme2]
[Tatu]
[F.Baggins2]
[F.Baggins] but her boobs are smaller
[F.Baggins]
[Tatu] Nod No Shimmy!
[F.Baggins]
[Darkholme2] NOD NO SHIMMY!
[Darkholme2]
Darkholme2 exits from this room
Tatu2 enters this room
[Tatu2] i'm prettier than Steve!
[F.Baggins]
F.Baggins exits from this room
[Tatu] Yeah but my dick is bigger
GirlSteve enters this room
BoyArmi enters this room
[Tatu2] sez who?
[BoyArmi] wow
[BoyArmi] i need to shave now
[GirlSteve] Gender Bending Chat Shimmy!
[GirlSteve] * GirlSteve plays with her boobs.
[Tatu] * Tatu looks im his clones pants...Yeah, they screwed you up. *enlarges clones penis*
[BoyArmi] * BoyArmi flirts with GirlSteveclone!
[GirlSteve] * GirlSteve blushes at the cute mexican boy...
[Tatu] So..um..clone.. I've always wanted to go fuck myself.. whaddya say?
[Tatu2] ..*is very tempted*
[BoyArmi] GirlSteve you're so pretty *kisses hand*
[Tatu] * Tatu takes clone by the hand and walks over to the enge of chat..
[Tatu] LATER LOSER!
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[Tatu] edge*
[GirlSteve] Oh my!
[BoyArmi] LOL
[GirlSteve] So tell me BoyArmi, is it true what they say about spanish men?
[BoyArmi] so GirlSteve...are you single?
[BoyArmi] very true
[Tatu] * Tatu watches his clone fall to his death.. like in mortal kombat!
[GirlSteve] I am single...
eminem enters this room
sevati enters this room
[BoyArmi] ok..lets go to dinner
[Darkholme] Lunchtime...later gang
[Darkholme] * Darkholme waves
[eminem] what up room
Darkholme exits from this room
[BoyArmi] and i'll show you if its true or not
[Tatu] Bye Drew!
[eminem] so what up guys
F.Baggins enters this room
[GirlSteve] * GirlSteve goes with BoyArmi
[eminem] what up frodo
[eminem] room dead leaving
eminem exits from this room
[BoyArmi] * BoyArmi takes GirlSteve to a nice elegant dinner and shows her the "truth"
[F.Baggins] LOL
F.Baggins2 enters this room
[F.Baggins] too late Baggins Clone
[GirlSteve] * GirlSteve gets the vapors, coz shes a southern girl.
[F.Baggins]
[F.Baggins] hola Megz
[F.Baggins] * F.Baggins makes out with Baggins Clone
[BoyArmi] GirlSteve>
[GirlSteve] Why I do declare.
[F.Baggins2] * F.Baggins2 Makes out back
[F.Baggins] W00t!
[F.Baggins] SCORE!
[F.Baggins] SCORE CHAT SHIMMY!
[F.Baggins]
[BoyArmi] GirlSteve: you're so fine!
[GirlSteve] My what a large Taco you have...
[BoyArmi]
[BoyArmi] yeah..its a giant size burrito
[GirlSteve] Why I do love how quickly Eminem leaves.
BoyArmi exits from this room
[GirlSteve] Wait for me! I still have the vapors!
GirlSteve exits from this room
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Post by Northstars Love » Fri Mar 19, 2004 1:50 am

Aw, I miss so much when I'm not in chat. :( I guess I will have to stop into chat more often. Been busy. :shame Very busy.

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Post by sevati » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:53 am

Gaz stepping on a thumbtack and torturing Spaz, me adding fuel to the fire, and church chat.

[Gaz] Drastic> It went all the way in!!!!
[F.Baggins] Jess: i fall asleep in churches
[Tatu] My aunt and I used to be bitches in church
[RavEnigma] 13
[Drastic] Gaz> Stop!!! >. Now you're a bitch wherever you please.
[Sapphie] I used to fall asleep in church, too, hehe.
[Gaz] Drastic> I pinned my sock to my foot. I could feel it sliding out as I pulled it out!!!
[Tatu] Exactly
[F.Baggins] LOL, Bunny you're sooo right!
[Tatu] we wouldnt sing and we we all had to go shake eachothers hands and meet everyone.. we just shook hands and sat back down...
[Animal] I need to go
[Tatu] I was a bad churchie..I didnt talk to people
[Animal] But before I go I got 2 pica to show
[sevati] gaz, if you want to make jess uncomfortable, less thumbtack, and more ripped piercings
[Gaz] sevati> Danke
[sevati] (jess is gonna kill me :) )
[Gaz] Drastic> So the other day I was wear these hoop earrings and my friends and i hugged and her earring caught mine.....
[Drastic] *shudders and reflexively clutches at nipple*
[Tatu] Bun> Hey! I TRIED being nice at one point...
[Drastic] Gaz> Eeeeerg
[sevati] guh jess, i just got a firsthand account of a nipple piercing itself. ow OW OW OW
[BamfBunny] * BamfBunny swats Jess's hand away from his nipple
[Tatu] No gaz, tell her the story where you tore your labia piercing
[Garble] I used to fall asleep in church when I was little. Sometimes on my mom's lap, and sometimes I'd crawl under the pew.
[Animal] Bye-bye
[Sapphie] I have to go, bye!
[Tatu] Jess, thats not how you grab bunny.
[Animal] AnimalBoy>*hugs*
[Gaz] Tatu> How did you know about that???
[Animal] BamfBunny> Bye
[RavEnigma] bye Sahp, bye Animal
[Tatu] * Tatu grabs Li'l Bunny.
[sevati] i was the (atheist) kid at church who wouldn't recite anything, wouldn't sing, and wouldn't shake hands with strangers (unless they were grandmotherly and nice)
[Garble] * Garble realizes he's conversing with a 3 minute delay
[Tatu] thats how you grab bunny.
[F.Baggins] bye
[Gaz] Drastic> So the other day I was wearing my labia piercing and I hugged my friend and her labia piercing caught mine......
[F.Baggins] Andy: i'm still falling asleep and i'm 24 years old +
[sevati] oh, and i would smile at any babies or kids in the pew in front of me. i felt their pain at being bored and being there
[sevati] start of a bad porn!!!!!!!!
Sapphie exits from this room
[Tatu] :LOL @ Gaz
[sevati] * sevati dies laughing
[Drastic] I sang at church, for lack of anything better to do.
[F.Baggins] LOL!!
[Gaz] Did that show up ??
[Garble] Of course, that was at the southern babtist church, so it's probably for the best that I fell asleep.
[RavEnigma] I was in the choir, the youngest member of Calvary Presbyterian Church's Choir!
[Gaz] Drastic> Look what happened to my shoulder piercing: (removed link to infection.jpg)
[Drastic] Okay, no one in their right mind and most crazy people besides aren't going to click on something labeled "infection.jpg".
[F.Baggins] you pierced your shoulder?
[Gaz] Drastic> And then a day later, my elbow piercing got infected..... (another removed link)
[F.Baggins] yuck! nevermind
[F.Baggins] i saw the pic
[Tatu] Drastic> I just stood there, Christian rock isnt fun
[Gaz] Drastic> :toothy
[F.Baggins] that's grosssssssssss
[Gaz] :lick
[F.Baggins] :yech
[F.Baggins] ......i've seen worse pics *coughs*
[Gaz] F.Baggins> yeah me too :shame
[Tatu] I have a video of my mom having surgery..somewhere
[Drastic] Christian rock is fucking terrible. We had this like youth group come through and they played "christian rock". Me and my parents were mortified for the kids singing this stuff.
[Tatu] I just sat there and stared at the clock bitchly for almost 2 hours .. they took FOREVER to let out...
[Gaz] :bawl my dog's daddy died last night from a hit and run driver :bawl
[Garble] Steve> Ugh! That's worse than baby pictures!
[F.Baggins] O_o yuck
[BamfBunny] My mom has a hilarious video of my sister having surgery for her ovarian cyst.
[Tatu] Ack! baby pictures!
I've left the board. Friends know where to find me :)

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Post by Gaz » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:00 am

Woo! I have a sense of humor!!! :party


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Worst comic ever!!

Post by kurtlover » Sat May 29, 2004 5:01 pm

Dan is back! we missed you!

[Draub] I wonder if I could market something called "Worst comic book ever"

[RemyLeBeau] everybody loves it

[ScarletTat] Watching iTunes burns is freaky... *watches little radioactive symbol twiiiiirl....*

[Armi] oh Dan i wanna be your penciler in that!

[Draub] Okay..but you have to draw stick figures with your off-hand.

[Draub] Itll be so bad that the first issue will be #3.

[Draub] And well tell people in the previews not to buy it.

[Draub] That it stinks.

[Draub] Its really really really bad.

[Armi] done!

[Armi] i signed you Dan

[ScarletTat] *jumps at Itunes ping sound!*

[Armi] and yes Dan, i can do that, ill draw with my right hand

[Draub] Hmmm...computer lettering would be too high quality.

[Draub] Glad I didnt say "draw with your left hand" like I almost said then.

[Nachturne] i think im goin to bed...nite!

[Draub] Night Nacht.

[ScarletTat] Night Lisa

Nachturne salió de esta sala

[Draub] Ill letter it....with my off hand.

[Draub] While the paper is upside down.

[Draub] One page will be nothing but photocopies of the first panel of the page.

[Draub] In the 9 panel grid format.

[Draub] (I used to think Giffen was a crackhead when he did that)

[Draub] And well do everything you shouldnt do.

[Draub] An alternate reality within a dream sequence etc.

[RemyLeBeau] * RemyLeBeau Jill so I get to our apt and start ripping through stuff trying to find the other roomies deposit. he still doesnt answer his phone and I cant find the stupid thing.

C entró en esta sala

[Draub] And it will end with "I told you so"

[Draub] But nobody will get that far.

[RemyLeBeau] * RemyLeBeau so I have to go get another money order

[Draub] Hi C.

[Armi] yeah Dan, and after that, we need to do a horrendus cover, with coffee stains and dirt

[C] Hey hey.

[ScarletTat] THE STUCK!!11!

[Jill] lol

[Armi] hi C!!

[Draub] Itll be so bad that nobody we know will be able to get a job...not just in the comics industry....but in general.

[C] Dan is alive again. No one give him any links! Theyre his kryptonite!

[Draub] Yeah!

[Draub] Oh! I know....well print it out ourselves.

[Draub] With a dot matrix printer.

[Draub] lol C.

[Draub] On that old lined computer paper.

[Armi] LOL

[Draub] We wont even rip off the tabs with the sheet feeding holes.

[Armi] why printing when we can always photocopy!!!

[Draub] Perfect!

[Draub] We can go down in history....

[Draub] Loathed even more than "NFL Superpros".

[Draub] (whos bright f**king idea was that?)

[C] You cant beat my Nolan Ryan & Tony the Tiger comic.

[Armi] with recicled paper

[Draub] Can notebook paper go in a copy machine?

[Draub] If so...I think we have a winner.

[Armi] we can take the dead files of our offices and recylce them

[Draub] Heh heh

[Armi] *recycle

[Draub] Well have it printed on envelopes we get in the mail.

[Draub] If the plastic window screws up an important (ha!) part? Too bad.

[Draub] Because we told you it was going to be crap.

[Armi] they will have cute memos, stats and office crap on the back of each page

[Draub] And before we ship it off...well bend each one.

[Draub] Maybe even offer a special limited edition crumpled up cover.

[Draub] Leave a stack out in the rain.

[Draub] Hell, well let nature do the hard work for us.

[Draub] Wheres Jill?

[ScarletTat] you cann call it "new and innovative" and seel it for $5 each issue

[Draub] Jill...if you color these...Ill even buy the supplies (aka crayons)

[Armi] yeah! erm...you mean toilet paper...right?

[ScarletTat] and have a group of internet trolls!

[Jill] * Jill is watching bubba ho-Tep

[Draub] But youre missing me and Armi ruin our lives.

[ScarletTat] "DAN IZ TEH RULE!!11 STUCK SUX!!11!"

[Armi] yeah! we can send them toilet paper to our fans!

[Armi]

[Draub] Well get publicity endorsements from people nobody knows.

[Draub] Or better...people that are loathed.

[Draub] We have to cut it all crooked too.

[Armi] yeah! we are going to be famous!!!

[Draub] Hell...well obviously make up endorsements.

[Draub] This is the shizzle!!!! - Napoleon Bonaparte

[Draub] We have to be careful to not put a plot in it.

[Draub] It cant have one.

[Draub] Because if there is...there will be people who might think its good.

[Draub] And it cant be.

[ScarletTat] "Its Better Than Fanfiction!" - Dark X-Tatu

[Draub] Heh

[Draub] Thats perfect

[Armi] "We love the smell of each single page" - Wizard Magazine

[Draub] "No, were really not trying to fool you. This comic really sucks. And no, we arent trying to make a statement about the comic industry....we really feel that were living up to our promise to deliver the worst comic book of all time. This isnt a hoax. Its really crap.

[Draub] Its so bad that puppies wont piss on it."

[Draub] That could be the solicitation.

[Armi] LMAO

[ScarletTat] "its so bad that it must good! We cant think for our selves so were gonna call it "New and Innovative!" - Comic Trolls

[C] "Nice tits, LOL!" - Darth Bong12021980

[Draub] lol

[Draub] Grant Morrison fans will love it.

[Draub] Were gonna be rich Armi...and technically it cant be called ripping people off. We warned them.

[ScarletTat] Dan> no... I didnt have them in mind...noooo....

[Draub] lol Tatu.

[Armi] @C

[Draub] "So bad we cant even get a sponsor...so you get 18 full pages of lack of story!"

[ScarletTat] "OMG WTF IT IZ LIKE 2TALLY KOoOoooL!!11 U GUYZ R GREET" NIghtBamfFuzzyKurtBabe09071992

[Armi] C: that is pure gold ... i think im going to save this chat

[Armi] "Much better than "The Pope says the difference between good and bad" comics" - The Christian Comic Geeks Legion

[Draub] lol

[Draub] Scratch the endorsements...theyre too funny.

[Draub] And funny is good.

[Draub] And good is far from "worst"

[Armi] "They pay me for say how good it is , soo *giggles* is HOT STUFF *giggles* " - Nekkid Paris Hilton in her new video

[Draub] Heh

[ScarletTat] "Gotta Poop!" - Christopher Stuck

MoonStarCa entró en esta sala

[Draub] lol

[Armi]

[MoonStarCa] hey everyone

[Draub] With our luck...itll be bought out by DC so they can make it their next all-titles crossover event.

[MoonStarCa]

[Armi] "This is crap, super hero comics stinks, that was the biggest shit ever" - if you dont know who could possibly say this, then you can ask me

[Armi] wb Ellen!

[Draub] Hi MoonStar

[MoonbeamDa] * MoonbeamDa watches chat.

nights_dre entró en esta sala

[Armi] oh nevermind! got confused

[MoonbeamDa] wrong person KL.

[nights_dre]

[Armi] i know....

[Draub] Ellen....confused....the plot thickens.....

[Armi] hi MS!

[nights_dre] * nights_dre just watched "Titus" on bravo... it gets better every time you view it...and damn anthony is good

[ScarletTat] "you know who" would be alot more long winded than that armi

[Draub] Hi Dre.

[nights_dre] hello dan

[Armi] yes steve, but we only take the most important part to publish it

[nights_dre] * nights_dre has "In your skin" on hold for tommorrow

[ScarletTat] Armi, how about "This is crap, super hero comics are escapist fantasy bullshit, that was the biggest shit ever. wait until you see my many projects i have in the works my writing is superior and so is my taste" - if you dont know who could possibly say this, then you can ask me

[ScarletTat] Dan> there is no plot.. Dark X-Tatu killed the cast...

[Armi]

[Draub] Should we make it about Cowboys with super powers trying to fight off robotic ninjas in 1800s?

[Draub] But its just a dream sequence.

[Draub] Wrapped in an alternate reality.

[Draub] Which someone is imagining.

[ScarletTat] Dammit.. But I was Burny and Icey!

[C] Night, all! Temporary death calls!

[Draub] Night C.

[ScarletTat] Later Big Dog.. TEH WOOF!

[Draub] I should go die too.

[Draub] Its late.

[Draub] Gotta get up early.

[C] "Mess with the best, die like the rest..."

C salió de esta sala

[Armi] and some girls with big hooters

[Draub] So I can forget how DarkMeanX-Tatu thwarted my plans.

[Armi] goodnight C

[Draub] Oooh...yeah, Armi.

[ScarletTat] Armi> Emma? Rogue?

[Draub] This could be imagined by....a pair of dirty underwear!

[ScarletTat] Dan> With my giant pen*ooof*

[Armi] maybe Britney Spears with a car exploding on the background...thats aseller

[Draub] Oh, and of course...someone named Jean will die in it.

[MoonbeamDa] ScarletTat> nah. Psylocke

[Armi] Steve: Emma and Mystique on the cover

[Draub] Oh...I know what we can do that will really screw it up.

[ScarletTat] But.. I like Rogue... *pout*

[Draub] Well just show people individual panels and tell them to make up dialogue for it.

[Draub] So the dialogue couldnt possibly flow smoothly.

[Armi] i gotta go now

[Draub] Like Id take Panel 1, My wife would write it for panel 2 (not knowing about Panel 1)

[ScarletTat] Bye Armi

[Draub] Night Armi.

[nights_dre] bye armilly

[Draub] Night everyone.

[Armi] bye guys!

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Post by Nightcrawlis » Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:43 pm

People go into chat now, I'm bored and alone :(

I'm never in any of these snippets from chat :shifty
'To be a good designer, you have to be a very violent psychopath.' Stan Lee.
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Post by kurtlover » Sat Jun 12, 2004 7:48 pm

Excuse me, but yes you are in many of them, but you never pay attention :p

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Post by kurtlover » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:43 pm

SpamSteve enters this room.
[SpamSteve] WOULDYOULIKEALARGERPENISBOOSTYOURSEXDRIVEFREEPORNFREEVIAGRANEEDANOTHERCREDITCARDREFINANCEYOURHOME!!!111

[singe] ...batman, vash?

[singe] uh oh

[maelstrom] ... because this address at work has a spam filter.

[SpamSteve] wanna see my webcam?

[Fro]

[singe] What do I get?

[SpamSteve] Hi, Im Cristi, i just turned 18 today my my friends and i like to have fun!

[singe] This is weird, cause this is a really obscure site and usually this sort of thing would be restricted to Yahoo

Hsu enters this room

[Elwing] want some tea dear?

[SpamSteve] Jack! would you like to increase your sex drive and enlarge your penis?

[Nightcrawl] hey hsu

[Fro] Jaaaaack! *jumps on Jack*

[Sapphie] Hi Jack!

[Fro] SpamSteve> where's the paris hilton video?

[SpamSteve] if you would like to stop getting my offers please reply with "remove"!

[maelstrom] And acknowledge your existance? yeah, right...

[SpamSteve] Free Paris Hilton video inside!

[SpamSteve] XXX Hentai! Watch toons get it on.. click here!

[Fro] LOL

[SpamSteve] Free CDs!

[maelstrom] *sigh* I'm sorry, El.... I just can't open this thing... That tantalizing "works" file I found is apparently unreadable itself....

[Fro] * Fro replies with remove

[SpamSteve] Would you like to learn how to copy DVDs?

[SpamSteve] Thank you! You have been signed up for 37 more mailing lists!

[Fro] dang <.<

[Fro] me wants tea

[melisande] can any moderator do me a favor please?

[Elwing] well, thank you anyway

[SpamSteve] Oh Shit! Spam blocker!! *runs!!*

[maelstrom] Yes?

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Post by Gaz » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:27 am

The chat promotion thread doesn't seem to be working. NO ONE IS EVER IN CHAT ANYMORE! :bawl
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Post by Nightcrawlis » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:29 pm

I'm in chat.

And hey I finally got into one of these chat quotes
'To be a good designer, you have to be a very violent psychopath.' Stan Lee.
"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart." -- Sir Ian McKellen

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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:05 pm

Im in chat, the problem is no one isnt in the chat a the right time.
;) ;) ;) ;) (scary ey?)

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ASK TEH INTERNET!!!!!1 TEH INTERNET KNOWS!!!!!!!!1

Post by Bamf Bunny » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:52 am

[BamfBunny] * BamfBunny has a question and decides to Ask Teh Internet!
[BamfBunny] So how tall am I in centimeters?
[Spaz] Uhhhm
[NWKurt] ahhh, do we get a reference beforehand, like in feet?
[Spaz] I forget how tall you are in inches...
[NWKurt] http://www.metric-conversions.org/lengt ... o-feet.htm
[Tatu] 5 feet is 152 CM
[Tatu] 3 inches if 7 CM.. go.. 159CM
[Spaz] Kev> That site only goes the other way.
[NWKurt] http://www.metric-conversions.org/lengt ... meters.htm
[NWKurt] so do i
[NWKurt] so what is the answer BB??
[nights_dre] *wonders which way that is*
[nights_dre] :coy
[Tatu] * Tatu opens Apple Calculator to confirm ...
[Spaz] Kev> That site is severely lacking.
[Tatu] it got 161 CM, so i was close..
[NWKurt] Spaz> i know...i had it in my favs..
[BamfBunny] Wow! TEH INTERNET KNOWS ALL!!!!!1
[Spaz] teh internet is my best friend.
[Tatu] "THE INTERNETS ARE EVIL!" - Stevie's impression of you-know-who
[BamfBunny] I wanted to be your best friend, Jess
[Spaz] ...really?

The best part about this is that I asked the Internet my height in centimeters without specifying my height in feet - and got the right answer back anyway. Thank you, Internet!
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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:18 pm

Thanks, now i know how tall im in feet's

194cm = 6.364829396325459 feet's

^_^

oh if i log to the chat when its 9:00am - 8:00pm theres no one in the chat but after 9:00pm theres allways someone in there n__n

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Post by kurtlover » Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:58 pm

LOL! "Teh internets"
I'm 1.57 (5'1") ...damn Keichi, you're tall O_O

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Post by kurtlover » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:30 am

Of course, i can be Steve's Mom/Husband!

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Post by Crocodile Hunter » Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:05 pm

Originally posted by kurtlover
LOL! "Teh internets"
I'm 1.57 (5'1") ...damn Keichi, you're tall O_O
thanks, i do want to grow more, so i would be like 2.0
better then something like 1.94 :P
or something :E

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Post by Nightcrawlis » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:08 am

Come on guys and gals, come to chat it gets too quiet in there now :(
'To be a good designer, you have to be a very violent psychopath.' Stan Lee.
"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart." -- Sir Ian McKellen

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Post by kurtlover » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:18 pm

I am always there Gar.. and you never talk anyway :-P

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Post by littlebamf » Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:23 pm

That's very true...

I am forgetful and busy, but when I do toddle in, ya always know about it! :D

And on the subject of growing, I don't. I haven't grown for four years now, so I am gonna be 4'11'' for the rest of my life until I start shrinking. Happy days.

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