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TV University

A school for those who wish to excel in Pop-Culture.
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Let's see if we can name all the department heads.

Dean - Walt Kowalski, of "Gran Torino"

Asst. Dean -

Founder - Warden Stefan Gentles, of "Arrested Development"

Dean of Science - Doctor 4 of "Doctor Who"

Department Faculty

Computer Science -

Medical Science - Dr. House of "House MD"

Mathematics -

Theoretical Physics -

Astronomy -

Chemistry - Walt White of "Breaking Bad"

Biology -

Marine Biology - Steve Zissou from "The Live Aquatic W/ Steve Zissou"

Psychology - Hannibal Lecter of "Silence of the Lambs"

Para-Psychology - Agent Mulder & Dr. Scully of "The X-Files"

Paleontology - Dr. Allen Grant of "Jurassic Park"

Archaeology - Dr. Indiana Jones

Lab Maintenance & Administration - Dr. Bill Nye


Dean of Engineering - "Q" from "James Bond-007 Series"

Department Faculty

Mechanical Engineering - Tony Stark

Astronautical Engineering - Commander Montgomery "Scotty" Scott

Automotive Engineering -

Nuclear Engineering -

Civil Engineering - Daniel Plainview, of "There Will Be Blood"

Biological Engineering -

Practical Engineering - Macgyver

Pharmacological Engineering - Dr. Jonathan Crane "The Scarecrow"

Applied Physics - Dr. Savage & Dr. Hyneman

Architecture - "The Architect" from "The Matrix Revolutions"

Actuarial Sciences - Anton Chigurh from "No Country For Old Men"

Dean of Business - Gordon Gecko from "Wall Street"

Department Faculty

Capital Restructuring - Michael Bluth of "Arrested Development"

Public Speaking - Billy Mayes

Mergers & Aquisitions - Patrick Bateman

Corporate Raiding -

Marketing - (Dude from "Mad Men")

Economics - Prof. Ben Stein

Hostile Takeovers - Hans Gruber of "Die Hard"

Business Management - Tony Soprano

Transitional Business Management -

Practical Business Management - Michael Scott of "The Office"


Dean of Law - Saul Goodman from "Breaking Bad"

Department Faculty

Corporate Law - Bob Loblaw of "Arrested Development"

Criminology -

Criminal Justice - Officer Alex Murphy of "Robocop"

Forensics - Dexter Morgan of "Dexter"

Ethics - Agent Jack Bauer of "24"

Business Ethics - George Bluth (possibly Oscar Bluth) of "Arrested Development"

Tactical Litigation - Denny Crane of "Boston Legal"

Maritime Law -

Tort Law -

Bird Law -

Habeas Corpus Law Specialization - John McClaine of "Die Hard"

Dean of Arts - Bob Ross

Department Faculty

Graphic Arts -

Film -

Theater - Tobias Fünke of "Arrested Development

Fashion - Derek Zoolander of "Zoolander"

Photography -

Painting -

Culinary Arts - Gordon Ramsey of "Hell's Kitchen"

Literature -

Music/Band -

Choir - Neil Patrick Harris of "Glee" & "Dr. Horrible" (& "Doogie Howser, M.D.")

Dance -

Dean of Humanities -

Department Faculty

Journalism -

Diplomacy - James Bond

Theology -

Philosophy - Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski

Political Science -

Womens Studies -

World Languages -

Linguistics -

American History - Al Swearengen

Ancient History -

Medieval History - Ben Hur

African American History - Gob Bluth & Franklin Delano Bluth

Dean of Sports/Athletics - Norman Dale, Indiana HS Basketball Coach from "Hoosiers"

Department Faculty

Golf - Happy Gilmore

Hockey - Gordon Bombay

Track & Field - Forrest Gump

Boxing - Rocky Balboa

Football - OJ Simpson

Baseball - "Crash" Davis and/or Ray Kinsella from "Bull Durham" & "Field of Dreams"

Weightlifting - King Leonidas

Soccer - Julie Paxxton from "Bend it Like Beckham"


Other Faculty

Student Advisor -

Librarian -

Clerical Administration -

ROTC Commander - Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of "Full Metal Jacket"

Campus Security - Colonel Miles Quaritch of "Avatar"

Hall Monitor - Eric Cartman

Campus Health -

Campus Transportation - Franklin martin of "The Transporter Trilogy"

Janitor - "Janitor" of "Scrubs"

Grounds Keeper - Willy of "The Simpsons"

[Edited on 31/8/10 by Ult_Sm86]
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