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Post by NightPoofer » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:17 pm

What was the worst pick-up line you've heard? Me and my sister have a few...

"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?" (well, that's kinda cute, but I had to put up the ones that we've heard)

"The word of the day is "legs." Spread the word."

My sister asked a guy, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy "Do you have the energy?"

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."

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Post by hilowey » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:21 pm

Probably the oldest and stupidest: 'Did it hurt?' 'What?' 'When you fell from heaven'

I hear that one way too much:P
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Post by emma_frost » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:42 pm

I've read some pretty silly pick up line but people know not to hit on me unless they wont to meet mr. fist:LOL

1."Do you eat Lucky charms, cause you look magically delicious"

2."I haven't had a date in ten years"

I have a whole lot of pick up lines that i think are crazy
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Post by MabusRex » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:48 pm

Originally posted by NightPooferMy sister asked a guy, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy "Do you have the energy?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm SO using that one!


And another classic:

"Nice shoes, wanna f--k?"

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Post by BOO » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:55 pm

I've never had pick up lines used on me (im that hideous eh? :( ) But I have had stupid things said to me by my boyfriend. they were kind of cute though, but I do feel that what I said back was often far more entertaining.

Him: "What's your favourite flavour crisps?"
Me: "Prawn cocktail"
Him: "Me too."
Me: "I must marry you."

when I finally 'asked' him to date me, well it was kind of strange:

See the scenario, him and I are sat on the couch at a Christmas party at my parents house. I suddenly decide to gather enough courage (and accumulate enough alcohol in my system) to ask him:

"So, are you going to kiss me or what?" (I blame the alcohol, it sounded far too blunt, more so than I wanted it to). He looks at me, slightly confused and looking like a lost puppy:

Him: "W-what"
me: "I said are you going to kiss me, I'm not going to wait all night y'know"
Him "Uh ok"

We share a qucik kiss then fall silent, he turns towards me and asks:

"So does this mean we're going out together?"

Me: "Y'know what... I think it does."

we've been together for over 1 1/2 years. I just wanted to share by far the cruddiest 'chat up' lines we have ever used, strangely enough we used them on each other, and they worked. :)
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Post by NightPoofer » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:58 pm

I have another one which me and my old friend Erin Carter started
"If you were a screw, and I was a screwdriver, I'd want to screw you"

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Post by darkmillennia » Mon Jul 28, 2003 11:58 pm

Here's a good one:

Dude: "Are your parents retards?"
Girl: O.o;;; "Uh, no, why?"
Dude: "Because you're very special."


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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:02 am

Oh, man that is stupid! I remember another one
"Hey there, you look tired, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

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Post by darkmillennia » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:03 am

Heh heh heh heh, that one's kinda funny.
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:06 am

I Know...
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Post by BamfChyck » Tue Jul 29, 2003 1:58 am

Does this count? Once, this guy asked me if he could take my breasts out to dinner. He actually said that. I told him they weren't allowed out on their own, because I was so attached to them.
(I didn't go out with him.)

Once at a bar, this other guy said "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

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Post by Dragonfly » Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:31 am

Down hear we have some REALY dumd ones
"If I was a swing, Would you push me?" and so one.......
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Post by Gaz » Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:46 am

I read this one in a dating book!

"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
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Post by Maelstrom » Tue Jul 29, 2003 3:08 am

Originally posted by Gaz
I read this one in a dating book!

"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
All together now:
:yech :yech EEEEEWWWWW!!! :yech :yech

Good God, what kind of dating book was THAT? It makes me glad that I missed out on the dating scene altogether! I was too busy doing the roleplaying game thing (I even met my husband in a group Champions game :D )

Which makes me wonder if gamers would have crummy pickup lines for each other? Something along the lines of, "Want to come back to my 20th level wizard's keep and see my pickled demon collection? I even have the Wand of Orcus mounted on my wall!"
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Post by sevati » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:01 am

"Hey, wanna screw?" a friend holding a screw backstage at a play rehearsal. It was a joke going around at the time.
"Fancy a f**k?" This was also joking, by my best gay male friend.
"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs." Gay friend's crude lesbian friend who was nice but a little creepy. No, I did not date her.
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Post by Shadywhisk » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:32 am

Originally posted by darkmillennia
Behold, the power of celibacy.
Ha, ha!!! :LOL

I can't think of any lines that guys have used on me. However, one guy did come up to me recently and ask point blank, "Are you involved with anyone?" I responded, "Well, that's a bit blatent," and he said, "I'm not going to waste my time if you're not available." I appreciated the honesty, but I didn't give him my number.

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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:42 am

My sister heard this one too, (wow, a whole lot of people hit on her) "Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here."

"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"

"Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!"
And

"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

Also, this is what my sister fell for, I don't know how she could of

[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"

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Post by Dracadancer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:45 am

For some reason I always seem to get hit on by comp sci or ex-comp sci majors that like to use pick-up lines like this:

"Come over to my house and let's do math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and we'll multiply."

Or

"Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?"
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:48 am

Ah man! I heard that one! There was a stupid computer line THAT I HATED!!!
"Wanna go over to my house and see my discs? I promise it's not a floppy"

Edit: Well, I'm not sure how it started but I know the endings right...

"Wanna go over to my house and see my harddrive, I promise it's mega bit and it's not a floppy" I think that's how it goes

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Post by raptus » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:50 am

Ooh, let's see... I've never had any used on me, but me and my friends yell them at people around the street when we walk downtown. Let's see...

"Oh, baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants."
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together." Hasen't everyone heard this one place or another?
"I like my women like I like my coffe: Hot and Sweet."
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

God, there's a million of them... naturally, now I can't think of them. Oh well.

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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 4:52 am

I heard that line, me and my friend Erin would have fun yelling that at people around school... Probably why everyone thought we were weird.

Here's another one

"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!"

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Post by Dark Rose Siren » Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:19 am

Originally posted by darkmillennia
Here's a good one:
Dude: "Are your parents retards?"
Girl: O.o;;; "Uh, no, why?"
Dude: "Because you're very special."
Behold, the power of celibacy.
:shocked- yep thats a bad one- glad that never happened to me :LOL
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i like what your wearing but ya know what you'd look better in- my bed
there was also the time i told a guy F@#! you- he said oh yes please
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Post by bamfboy » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:15 am

Well, this is more my best than my worse but here it is: "You gonna finish that sandwich?" Works everytime. I gets the girl, AND the food....

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Post by Northstars Love » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:38 am

The worst and very predictable:

"Do you come here often?(a bar)

My answer(depends what he looks like)

I got this horrible itch....:shocked

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Post by bamfboy » Tue Jul 29, 2003 3:47 pm

All I wanted to do was fit in... :bawl
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