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Post by Shadywhisk » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:00 pm

Originally posted by bamfboy
Well, this is more my best than my worse but here it is: "You gonna finish that sandwich?" Works everytime. I gets the girl, AND the food....
:LOL I'd definitely share my sandwich with a guy who came up to me with that line. I have a lot of respect for guys that can make me laugh.
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Post by alancummingfan » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:06 pm

I heard this one somewhere in a magizine.


[ a guy walks up to a girl, licks his finger and dabs her shirt]
Guy:I think we should get you out of those wet clothes.
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Post by Phoebe Mittens » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:26 pm

Originally posted by alancummingfan[ a guy walks up to a girl, licks his finger and dabs her shirt]
Guy:I think we should get you out of those wet clothes.
I've had that one! Damn, I think that's the only one I've ever heard. For some reason I always used to ask out guys myself instead of waiting for them to ask me... just hideous, I guess... :rolleyes

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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:36 pm

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" Um... Not really a good pick-up line

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Post by Tatu » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:37 pm

"Bi-ch, your hot" thats the worst ive ever heard...girls dont go for it...believe me ..ive seen guys use it

..i wish you wouldnt quote me in your siggy mikey... :shame

Originally posted by bamfboy
Well, this is more my best than my worse but here it is: "You gonna finish that sandwich?" Works everytime. I gets the girl, AND the food....
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:38 pm

"I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow." That's how I was dooped into a date... And it was a friend's friend so, I couldn't let em down...

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Post by lonewolf » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:45 pm

Oh no mikey is using that sandwich thing again groan.
When we met up (not on a date just as mates) he kept on saying, are u gonna finish that sandwich. It was really anoyoying. Stevie i hav never ever heard that 1 being used before. Over here in england the only ones that i hear r they ones that just jump straight into unimaginable sex. They r really sick. Oh and TATU2005 m8 where did u get that avatar, i lov it. Gambit rocks.
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 5:50 pm

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" I ACTUALLY HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT!!! AND IT HAS ONE OF THOSE PEDESTRIANS PASSING SIGN ON IT

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"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."

"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"

Wow... After looking how many different pick-up lines I've put down... There are a lot of people who hit on me and my sister

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Post by Dracadancer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:47 pm

If you want really bad pickup lines try Weird Al's song 'Wanna B Ur Lovr'.
The LYRICS to that song are all bad pickup lines.

I like the "I don't have a library card
but do you mind if I check you out?" line myself. :rolleyes
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Post by Niytwalker » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:03 pm

There's still the famous," I think I've seen you before, like last night, in my dreams." or " I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:12 pm

I saw someone walk up to another person who was compeletely drunk, and guess what he said...
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

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Post by Magic Rabbit » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:37 pm

... oh where to begin!

I think new bad pickup lines are being created everyday. And that's pretty sad.
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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:39 pm

Yes... That's True... And you know what's sadder? Probably half of those made in the world are by me and my fellow friends... *looks down shamefully*

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Post by lonewolf » Tue Jul 29, 2003 10:46 pm

I don't really think that chat up lines do anythingfor anyone. But this chat up line is just the worst here ok its not even a chat up line. My m8 was gettin friendly with this girl in a cafe. Then in the middle of his egg andd mayo sandwich (egg gross:yech) he just came out with 'Will you marry me' She then (very quickly) dumped him.
Today i didn't fell like crying because i realised that life is just to short.

People got killed. Bad things happened. But at the end of the day, life was only another ride, like it or not, I'd been given a ticket, so what else could I do but hang on and enjoy it and save the tears for when it was time to get off.

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Post by NightPoofer » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:00 pm

That's kinda sad for the guy... But I'll just hide my resentment for him by laughing! AAHHAHAAAA HAAA!

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Post by BLUE_2007 » Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:20 am

"Are you're pants made of glass? (No, why?) 'Cause I can see myself in them!" (.........)

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
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Post by NightPoofer » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:11 am

It's just me! LOL :LOL! I'm just kidding, OR AM I :naughty?

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Post by hilowey » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:18 am

'That shirt looks very becoming on you. But if you were me you'd be coming on too.'

Has that one been said already?:?
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Post by Gaz » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:32 am

i dunno but it's gross.
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Post by Panz » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:48 am

I dunno, the worst, and might I add sickest line I ever heard was " If you dont come home with me, I'll have to have sex with the dog again" ...I'm dead serious...poor pooch :blech
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Post by Tatu » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:57 am

um......ew......im now offically creeped out for the night...:X
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I dunno, the worst, and might I add sickest line I ever heard was " If you dont come home with me, I'll have to have sex with the dog again" ...I'm dead serious...poor pooch :blech
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Post by Gaz » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:29 am

I help out a a summer camp and once a kid arrived at camp the first day, stepped off the bus, saw a female counselor who is a very pretty gurl, and said "Damn! I'd like to f*ck the sh*t out of that b*tch!" You can imagine everyone's expression..... :surprise:shocked
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Post by The Drastic Spastic » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:29 am

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face


Muahhaha!

My personal favourite: "This is a date, right?"

I also like "Is this love or.. oh, I'm sorry, you looked really attractive from over there."
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Post by bamfboy » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:35 am

A sure way to drive them away is to say "Hi, want my autograph?" And hand them a signed picture of Stevey :evil

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Post by NightPoofer » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:13 pm

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

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