What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?

Bamf_A_Licious_Baby · Post by **Bamf_A_Licious_Baby** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:17 pm

"You know that you think I am fine..so why don't you give me your number before I don't want it anymore."

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:18 pm

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

Bamf_A_Licious_Baby · Post by **Bamf_A_Licious_Baby** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:20 pm

"Damn you have a fat ass."

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:27 pm

That is a really bad PICK-UP line! SERIOUSLY!

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:50 pm

Well, if you're a masochist and really enjoy rejection and being kicked in the nuts, maybe it'd work....

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 6:54 pm

Originally posted by Bamf_A_Licious_Baby
"Damn you have a fat ass."

Why thank ya.

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:32 pm

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Sun Aug 03, 2003 11:53 pm

The last one I know

"Your name must be Mickey, cause your soooo fine"

Riley · Post by **Riley** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 7:56 pm

This one i heard in a tv commercial.
"Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?"

:rolleyes

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 7:58 pm

Aaaargh! That one is truly horrid! It's like a bad pun, only worse, and since I'm the queen of bad puns, I aughta know!

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:05 pm

That is a really bad pick-up line! But sometimes it actually works. Who knows... There might be someone THAT stupid to fall for it.

crow · Post by **crow** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:11 pm

Last week....I was outside washing my car & a guy pulled over in the street & he said.....

"I see you're out washing cars today....You wanna come wash mine???"

& Thats when I said several...BEEP....BEEP...BEEPS... I'M MARRIED YOU FREAK'EN PRICK!"

& about 10 years ago.... the night I met my husband........in a gravel pit.....Living down south....we amuse ourselves by hanging in the backwoods...... anyway......I was sitting on the hood of my Beau's car....& his friend comes over & sits next to me....The guy puts his hand on my leg & he said.........

"He & I are best friends...we share everything around here, from beer to chicks.......you wanna come sit on my hood!"

I will never forget that one! It was on my first date with my husband......before he was my husband! & His best friend was best man in our wedding!

Maelstrom · Post by **Maelstrom** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:18 pm

That's actually kind of charming! Guys will do stuff like that just to kid around. In fact, that may have showed just how much he liked his friend to come out and say that in front of him, trusting him to take it as the joke it was. Believe it or not, I'm not the least bit surprised that this guy turned out to be your best man.

Of course, the "car wash" commentor deserved to have his nuts roasted

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:27 pm

Okay, it's been while since I've posted here. But that means that there must be more bad pickup lines in the world that some of you must of heard...

I don't think I've seen this one yet but...

“Was your dad a dog-catcher? ‘Cause you’d look great on all fours!”

“I wanna treat you like a stamp: Lick you, stick you… and send you on your way.”

“So… what are you gonna make me for breakfast?”

“If I follow you home… will you keep me?”

The best one I've heard in a while was...

“Pardon me, which pickup line works best with you?”

zwei · Post by **zwei** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 12:18 am

Originally posted by NightPoofer
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

Hahaha! If a guy used that one on me, I'd probably give him my number... and take the money...

My least favourite is:
"Hi! I... uh..." *guy throws up on shoes*:shocked

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 2:54 am

"I saw you in aerobics class and I just wanted to say that you look great with your legs up in the air."

"Want to come over to my place? I'll show you my kiddie porn collection."

"So, are you drunk already or am I going to have to pay tonight?"

“All those curves, and me with no brakes…”

I feel sorry for the women who actually have had these used on them before...

LittleBlueGirl · Post by **LittleBlueGirl** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:46 am

"Friends till the end!."or "best friends forever" I dont believe taht one, cuz if its true...then my friend wouldn't backstabbing me and stuff..

sigh

LittleBlueGirl · Post by **LittleBlueGirl** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 12:47 am

oh and this one "are your parents retarded?"
"no why?"
"Cuz you seem pretty special to me!"

Ladyhawke · Post by **Ladyhawke** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 2:03 am

Originally posted by NightPoofer
I have another one which me and my old friend Erin Carter started
"If you were a screw, and I was a screwdriver, I'd want to screw you"

Do I know you? My name is Erin Carter? Uh, small world.
Never heard any pick-up lines. Then again, I've never dated.

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Fri Oct 31, 2003 4:59 am

"Smile if you want to sleep with me."
No one can hold back against that!
"You seem like the kinda girl who's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?"

The French Biscuit · Post by **The French Biscuit** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 5:47 pm

Not a pick-up line exactly, but this guy sent me animated Popeye porn through my e-mail.

Why Popeye? My middle name is Olive. You do the math.

BTW, I had JUST met this guy and he sends me porn.

darkcure · Post by **darkcure** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:35 pm

I think the best one I ever got was "Mmm.. I don't normally dig white chocolate, but you can melt in my mouth anytime." Ah drag queens.

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:53 pm

"Do you want a drink? Well...get one for me while you're at it."

Yeah... like somebody would actually do that...

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 2:07 am

Okay... I think I'm finally drained of Pick-Up lines...

"Hey, wanna know what polar bears are good at?"
Response: "What?"
"Breaking the ice..." [Then move on to tell them your name, etc. etc.]

hellbound · Post by **hellbound** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 2:44 am

"if you've lost your virginity, cani have the box it came in?"

wait, no.......does that count if it was me who said it? (lol)