"Here's to honour: Get on 'er and stay on 'er!" -Tommy Lee
"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children" -Eric Draven (The Crow)
"I don't have the courage to carry out my dreams. And only there will I see them die" -Voltaire (the singer, not the philosopher)
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"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
-Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist."
-Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
"It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations."
-Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877), "Biographical Studies", 1863
"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books."
-Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
"I am not young enough to know everything."
-Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
-Paul Fussell
"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."
-Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
-Mickey Mantle (1931 - ), (attributed)
"A man can do all things if he but wills them."
-Leon Battista Alberti (1404 - 1472)
"We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are."
-Tobias Wolff, 'In Pharaoh's Army'
"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose."
-Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power."
-Ninon de Lenclos (1620 - 1705)
"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation."
-Dr. Rob Gilbert
"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book."
-Saul Bellow (1915 - )
"Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with the purpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924), letter to Mary A. Hulbert, September 21, 1913
"Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference
"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
-Chris Rapier
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
"You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
-Senator Patrick Leahy (1940 - ), May 1990
-Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)
"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist."
-Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984)
"It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations."
-Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877), "Biographical Studies", 1863
"What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books."
-Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
"I am not young enough to know everything."
-Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
-Paul Fussell
"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."
-Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
-Mickey Mantle (1931 - ), (attributed)
"A man can do all things if he but wills them."
-Leon Battista Alberti (1404 - 1472)
"We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are."
-Tobias Wolff, 'In Pharaoh's Army'
"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose."
-Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"The joy of a spirit is the measure of its power."
-Ninon de Lenclos (1620 - 1705)
"It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation."
-Dr. Rob Gilbert
"There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book."
-Saul Bellow (1915 - )
"Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with the purpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924), letter to Mary A. Hulbert, September 21, 1913
"Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference
"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
-Chris Rapier
"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
"You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
-Senator Patrick Leahy (1940 - ), May 1990
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Just since it happens to be Christmas day...
"God bless us, everyone." -Tiny Tim, A Christmas Carol
"God bless us, everyone." -Tiny Tim, A Christmas Carol
"The hate of another person is sick and disgusting, and I'll never understand how the word hate is thrown around like it's nothing. Because it's something, something ominious, and in the end, it will destroy us all. "
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"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
-Elaine Boosler
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961), in Edward R. Murrow television interview
"We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire."
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
-Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
-Robert Byrne
"Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."
-Adrienne E. Gusoff
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
-Scott Adams (1957 - )
"That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love."
-William Wordsworth (1770 - 1850)
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
-Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877)
"Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Shards of Honor", 1986
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
-Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
-John D. Rockefeller (1839 - 1937)
"Memory feeds imagination."
-Amy Tan (1952 - )
"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity."
-Francis Maitland Balfour
"The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), Journals, 1839
"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
-Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."
-Graffito, in Los Angeles
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
-George Orwell (1903 - 1950), Polemic, May 1946, "Second Thoughts on James Burnham"
"This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past."
-Agathon (448 BC - 400 BC), from Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics
"At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), In a letter to Max Born, 1926
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
-Anonymous, Graffito
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
"Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers."
-Brenda Ueland
"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."
-Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886)
"Slow but sure moves the might of the gods."
-Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.
"Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force."
-Flavius Josephus (37 AD - 100 AD), Life
"Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man."
-Francis Cardinal Spellman (1889 - 1967)
"Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality."
-Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972), 'Black Power: A Form of Godly Power,' 1967
"That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent."
-Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Politics
"The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
"In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law."
-Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)
"The love of democracy is that of equality."
-Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
-George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Animal Farm"
"Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal."
-Hannah Arendt (1906 - 1975)
"It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its soverign law is subordination and dependence."
-Marquis de Vauvenargues
-Elaine Boosler
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
-Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961), in Edward R. Murrow television interview
"We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire."
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
"Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen."
-Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life."
-Robert Byrne
"Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the Post Office."
-Adrienne E. Gusoff
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
-Scott Adams (1957 - )
"That best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love."
-William Wordsworth (1770 - 1850)
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
-Walter Bagehot (1826 - 1877)
"Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Shards of Honor", 1986
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
-Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
"I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure."
-John D. Rockefeller (1839 - 1937)
"Memory feeds imagination."
-Amy Tan (1952 - )
"The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity."
-Francis Maitland Balfour
"The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882), Journals, 1839
"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
-Richard Feynman (1918 - 1988)
"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."
-Graffito, in Los Angeles
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it."
-George Orwell (1903 - 1950), Polemic, May 1946, "Second Thoughts on James Burnham"
"This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past."
-Agathon (448 BC - 400 BC), from Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics
"At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), In a letter to Max Born, 1926
"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project."
-Anonymous, Graffito
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
"Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers."
-Brenda Ueland
"They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse."
-Emily Dickinson (1830 - 1886)
"Slow but sure moves the might of the gods."
-Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), The Bacchae, circa 407 B.C.
"Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force."
-Flavius Josephus (37 AD - 100 AD), Life
"Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man."
-Francis Cardinal Spellman (1889 - 1967)
"Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality."
-Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972), 'Black Power: A Form of Godly Power,' 1967
"That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent."
-Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Politics
"The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law."
-Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
"In the state of nature...all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law."
-Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)
"The love of democracy is that of equality."
-Charles de Montesquieu (1689 - 1755)
"All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
-George Orwell (1903 - 1950), "Animal Farm"
"Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal."
-Hannah Arendt (1906 - 1975)
"It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its soverign law is subordination and dependence."
-Marquis de Vauvenargues
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Quote of the day!
Well I love all of Jack Sparrow's quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean.
"STOP BLOWIN HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"
" You forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captian Jack Sparrow."
"CAPTAIN! Captain Jacl Sparrow!"
"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid."
Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate!
"Do you have the courage and the fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
Jack: [to Will] Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid.
"A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Elizabeth:Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!!!
"Welcome to the Caribbean, luv."
I also love the quotes from Finding Nemo.
"I shall name him squishie and he shall be mine. He shall be my sqishie!"
Dory
"Bad sqishie! BAD SQUISHIE!!!!"
Dory
Dory: Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! I love so swim. When you want to swim you want to swim!
Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
**OMG there are so many but these are good for now.**
I like this one quote my friend told me:
"I am Nobody and Nobody is perfect. There for I am perfect!"( I hope you get it because it took me a while before I got it.)
"STOP BLOWIN HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!"
"But WHY is the rum gone?"
" You forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captian Jack Sparrow."
"CAPTAIN! Captain Jacl Sparrow!"
"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid."
Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: But you have heard of me.
Will Turner: You cheated.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Pirate!
"Do you have the courage and the fortitude to follow orders and stay true in the face of danger and almost certain death?"
Jack: [to Will] Do us a favor...I know it's hard...but stay here, and try not to do anything...stupid.
"A wedding! I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
Elizabeth:Will!
Will: Elizabeth!
Jack: Monkey!!!
"Welcome to the Caribbean, luv."
I also love the quotes from Finding Nemo.
"I shall name him squishie and he shall be mine. He shall be my sqishie!"
Dory
"Bad sqishie! BAD SQUISHIE!!!!"
Dory
Dory: Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you've gotta do?
Marlin: No I don't wanna know.
Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
Marlin: Dory, no singing.
Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho! I love so swim. When you want to swim you want to swim!
Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh... the sea monkeys have my money... yes, I'm a natural blue...
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
**OMG there are so many but these are good for now.**
I like this one quote my friend told me:
"I am Nobody and Nobody is perfect. There for I am perfect!"( I hope you get it because it took me a while before I got it.)
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"The right to bare arms! Roll up your sleeves, mates!" ~Brett 
Cats are smarter than dogs. Just try getting nine cats to pull a sled.
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!
Cats are smarter than dogs. Just try getting nine cats to pull a sled.
We're all going to Hell and I'm driving the bus!
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
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"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
-Franklin P. Jones
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
-P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
"All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often."
-Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."
-Robertson Davies
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
-Ronald Reagan (1911 - )
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time."
-E. B. White (1899 - 1985), New Yorker, July 3, 1944
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
-Thomas H. Huxley (1825 - 1895)
"The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before."
-Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
-Anne Frank (1929 - 1945), Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."
-Martha Stewart, in McCall's
"If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it."
-Lawana Blackwell, The Courtship of the Vicar's Daughter, 1998
"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Things are only impossible until they're not."
-Jean-Luc Picard, 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
"Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age."
G-eorge Burns (1896 - 1996)
"Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give."
-Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832), Lacon, 1825
"Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality."
-Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972), 'Black Power: A Form of Godly Power,' 1967
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
-Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937)
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."
-Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
-Franklin P. Jones
"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop."
-P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
"All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often."
-Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), "Unkempt Thoughts"
"Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness."
-Robertson Davies
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."
-Ronald Reagan (1911 - )
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time."
-E. B. White (1899 - 1985), New Yorker, July 3, 1944
"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."
-Thomas H. Huxley (1825 - 1895)
"The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before."
-Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
-Anne Frank (1929 - 1945), Diary of a Young Girl, 1952
"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."
-Martha Stewart, in McCall's
"If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it."
-Lawana Blackwell, The Courtship of the Vicar's Daughter, 1998
"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Things are only impossible until they're not."
-Jean-Luc Picard, 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'
"Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age."
G-eorge Burns (1896 - 1996)
"Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give."
-Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832), Lacon, 1825
"Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality."
-Adam Clayton Powell Jr. (1908 - 1972), 'Black Power: A Form of Godly Power,' 1967
"Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies."
-Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937)
"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?"
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."
-Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
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Take three wild guesses and the first five don't count.
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
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Quote of the day!
"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
-Al Capone (1899 - 1947)
"Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency."
-Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
-Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."
-Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
"Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives."
-William James (1842 - 1910)
"Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice."
-Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815 - 1902)
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
-George Washington (1732 - 1799)
"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy."
-John Updike (1932 - ), Problems and Other Stories
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978) (Charlie McCarthy)
"Living in a vacuum sucks."
-Adrienne E. Gusoff
"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it."
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
-Quentin Crisp
-Al Capone (1899 - 1947)
"Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency."
-Raymond Chandler (1888 - 1959)
"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."
-Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."
-Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
"Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives."
-William James (1842 - 1910)
"Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice."
-Elizabeth Cady Stanton (1815 - 1902)
"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
-George Washington (1732 - 1799)
"America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy."
-John Updike (1932 - ), Problems and Other Stories
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
-Edgar Bergen (1903 - 1978) (Charlie McCarthy)
"Living in a vacuum sucks."
-Adrienne E. Gusoff
"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it."
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody."
-Quentin Crisp
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Quote of the day!
"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to a party"
-Oscar Wilde
"So he turns and says,"Rectum? Damn near Killed him!""
-Famous line to start a scene
-Oscar Wilde
"So he turns and says,"Rectum? Damn near Killed him!""
-Famous line to start a scene
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Quote of the day!
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Dan Quayle (1947 - )
"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
-Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966), Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
-E. V. Lucas
"Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before."
-Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
"[Spring is] when life's alive in everything."
-Christina Rossetti (1830 - 1894)
"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand."
-Ezra Pound (1885 - 1972)
"Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure."
-William Saroyan (1908 - 1981)
"I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756 - 1791)
"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
-Russell Baker (1925 - )
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
-Dan Quayle (1947 - )
"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
-Evelyn Waugh (1903 - 1966), Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)
"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
-E. V. Lucas
"Another unsettling element in modern art is that common symptom of immaturity, the dread of doing what has been done before."
-Edith Wharton (1862 - 1937)
"[Spring is] when life's alive in everything."
-Christina Rossetti (1830 - 1894)
"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand."
-Ezra Pound (1885 - 1972)
"Good people are good because they've come to wisdom through failure."
-William Saroyan (1908 - 1981)
"I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (1756 - 1791)
"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."
-Russell Baker (1925 - )
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
-Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
"Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
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BLUE_2007
- Shoulder Parrot
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Quote of the day!
“I would like to thank a world that never understood or accepted me, family & friends that never believed in me, lovers who never ceased to torment me, and a God that has one hell of a sense of humor. You have all made me what I am today. Let that weigh heavily on your consciences.”
- David Draiman, Disturbed
“Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and suddenly it flips over, pinning you to the ground. At night, the ice weasels come.”
- Matt Groening
“Close, but no tomato soup.”
- Adam Boyd
"You see that wall over there? Go run into it."
- Drew Noblitt
“If reality is an illusion, then maybe the illusions (dreams) in the illusion (to us, reality) are reality?”
- Dessa Crum (about the poem “A Dream Within A Dream” by Edgar Allen Poe)
“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.”
- Marx Brothers
"If you chase two rabbits, both will escape."
- Anonymous
“This could be such a beautiful world if we could all care just a little more.”
- Rosalind Welcher
“Enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.”
- Thornton Wilder
“I’m surrounded by inferior beings.”
- Donegal Higgins
- David Draiman, Disturbed
“Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra and suddenly it flips over, pinning you to the ground. At night, the ice weasels come.”
- Matt Groening
“Close, but no tomato soup.”
- Adam Boyd
"You see that wall over there? Go run into it."
- Drew Noblitt
“If reality is an illusion, then maybe the illusions (dreams) in the illusion (to us, reality) are reality?”
- Dessa Crum (about the poem “A Dream Within A Dream” by Edgar Allen Poe)
“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.”
- Marx Brothers
"If you chase two rabbits, both will escape."
- Anonymous
“This could be such a beautiful world if we could all care just a little more.”
- Rosalind Welcher
“Enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.”
- Thornton Wilder
“I’m surrounded by inferior beings.”
- Donegal Higgins
Holy crap, it's been awhile!
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Quote of the day!
Wow! My thread's been revived!
"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock."
-Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)
"A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future."
-Sidney J. Harris
"Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another."
-Anatole France (1844 - 1924), The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."
-Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level."
-Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs."
-Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
"Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them."
-Madame de Stael (1766 - 1817)
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
"A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory."
-Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha
"My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose."
-Bette Davis (1908 - 1989), The Lonely Life, 1962
"What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
-Jim Beggs
"In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt."
-Meg Cabot, The Boy Next Door, 2002
"Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city."
-Anne Michaels, Fugitive Pieces
"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock."
-Ben Hecht (1893 - 1964)
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
-Horace Walpole (1717 - 1797)
"A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future."
-Sidney J. Harris
"Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another."
-Anatole France (1844 - 1924), The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard
"Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think."
-Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
"There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators."
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level."
-Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss (1904 - 1991)
"Waste not fresh tears over old griefs."
-Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
"Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them."
-Madame de Stael (1766 - 1817)
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler."
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
"A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory."
-Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha
"My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose."
-Bette Davis (1908 - 1989), The Lonely Life, 1962
"What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
-Jim Beggs
"In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt."
-Meg Cabot, The Boy Next Door, 2002
"Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city."
-Anne Michaels, Fugitive Pieces
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SheCat
- Swashbuckler
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Quote of the day!
Nah, I'm just someone singing into an imaginary microphone.
I'll always cherish those first few moments when I thought you had a personality.
Sarcasm is yet another service we offer here.
My goal is to maintain my goals: apathy, ambivalence, ignorance, sarcasm, cynicism and indifference.
What the difference in apathy, ambivalence and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care, either way is fine with me.
Hukt awn fonix maid mee reed gudder.
I'll always cherish those first few moments when I thought you had a personality.
Sarcasm is yet another service we offer here.
My goal is to maintain my goals: apathy, ambivalence, ignorance, sarcasm, cynicism and indifference.
What the difference in apathy, ambivalence and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care, either way is fine with me.
Hukt awn fonix maid mee reed gudder.
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
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BLUE_2007
- Shoulder Parrot
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Quote of the day!
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I’m looking forward to regretting this.
I’m the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
I’m one of those BAD things that happen to GOOD people.
The TV told me to do it.
I’m leaving my body to science fiction.
I’m Canadian. It’s like American, but without the gun.
My favorite memories are of the past.
I’d live up to my potential if it didn’t cut into my sitting around time.
This message brought to you by the letters “F” and “U”.
This mesage proofred by tree nomes.
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names.
If you’re happy and you know it, clank your chains.
Underpants Gnomes “Plan to Profit”
Phase One: Collect underpants
Phase Two: ?
Phase three: Profit
Self-awareness lessons: inquire within.
“Ironic, isn’t it? I’ve been high the whole time.”
AGE BRINGS WISDOM… or it shows up alone. You never know.
When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box. – Italian proverb
Life is a series of disappointments followed by death.
Life is a pain. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.
OLD is always 15 years older than I am.
The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum.
I’m one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Nah, just kidding, you can hate me.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
There’s no excuse for spitting in a man’s face, unless his mustache is on fire.
If I were you… you’d be me, and that would suck for me.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
I’m looking forward to regretting this.
I’m the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.
I’m one of those BAD things that happen to GOOD people.
The TV told me to do it.
I’m leaving my body to science fiction.
I’m Canadian. It’s like American, but without the gun.
My favorite memories are of the past.
I’d live up to my potential if it didn’t cut into my sitting around time.
This message brought to you by the letters “F” and “U”.
This mesage proofred by tree nomes.
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names.
If you’re happy and you know it, clank your chains.
Underpants Gnomes “Plan to Profit”
Phase One: Collect underpants
Phase Two: ?
Phase three: Profit
Self-awareness lessons: inquire within.
“Ironic, isn’t it? I’ve been high the whole time.”
AGE BRINGS WISDOM… or it shows up alone. You never know.
When the game is over, the king and pawn go into the same box. – Italian proverb
Life is a series of disappointments followed by death.
Life is a pain. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.
OLD is always 15 years older than I am.
The way to a man’s heart is through his sternum.
I’m one bad relationship away from owning 30 cats!
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Nah, just kidding, you can hate me.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
There’s no excuse for spitting in a man’s face, unless his mustache is on fire.
If I were you… you’d be me, and that would suck for me.
Holy crap, it's been awhile!
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Quote of the day!
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
-Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
-Jilly Cooper
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
-Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
"First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe."
-Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
"Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation."
-Jack Nicklaus (1940 - ), 'My Story'
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for."
-Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC)
"I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire if I can."
-Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592), 'De l'utile et de l'honnete,' 1580-88
"My home is not a place, it is people."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
-Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
"The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things."
-Jilly Cooper
"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."
-Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
"First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe."
-Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
"Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation."
-Jack Nicklaus (1940 - ), 'My Story'
"Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things only hoped for."
-Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC)
"I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire if I can."
-Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592), 'De l'utile et de l'honnete,' 1580-88
"My home is not a place, it is people."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
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The French Biscuit
- Lubber
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- Location: I'm here, where are you?
Quote of the day!
Originally posted by BLUE_2007
I’m Canadian. It’s like American, but without the gun.
*applauds*Don't mess with me, I'm French!
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BLUE_2007
- Shoulder Parrot
- Posts: 157
- Joined: Sat Sep 28, 2002 4:51 am
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Quote of the day!
((its too true, especially in the part of the U.S. I live in...))
If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it.
Ephedra’s being banned because it’s linked to heart problems, high blood pressure, strokes, and death. But cigarettes…
You are but a leaf on the tree of Earth.
SAVE THE EARTH. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Send fossil fuels the way of the dinosaurs.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
We’re all here because we’re not all there.
Spellcheckers aren’t worth a shirt.
Thank you for keeping this a work-free environment.
Jesus loves you…just not in that way.
BOY BANDS: the spawn of Satan.
U.S. Energy Policy: create crisis, raise prices
I’ve had a great time, but this wasn’t it.
It’s been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.
Veni Vidi Velcro: I came, I saw, I got stuck
Some days it just now worth gnawing through the straps.
I haven’t had this much fun since the last time I ate a light bulb.
Back in the old day, we didn’t HAVE plural.
Curse you, pizza! Why must you taste so good?
If you were waiting for the opportune moment… that was it.
Ephedra’s being banned because it’s linked to heart problems, high blood pressure, strokes, and death. But cigarettes…
You are but a leaf on the tree of Earth.
SAVE THE EARTH. It’s the only planet with chocolate.
Send fossil fuels the way of the dinosaurs.
Strip mining prevents forest fires.
We’re all here because we’re not all there.
Spellcheckers aren’t worth a shirt.
Thank you for keeping this a work-free environment.
Jesus loves you…just not in that way.
BOY BANDS: the spawn of Satan.
U.S. Energy Policy: create crisis, raise prices
I’ve had a great time, but this wasn’t it.
It’s been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.
Veni Vidi Velcro: I came, I saw, I got stuck
Some days it just now worth gnawing through the straps.
I haven’t had this much fun since the last time I ate a light bulb.
Back in the old day, we didn’t HAVE plural.
Curse you, pizza! Why must you taste so good?
Holy crap, it's been awhile!
Quote of the day!
*Takes notes for future bumper stickers*
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for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
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Quote of the day!
"The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, 'Is there a meaning to music?' My answer would be, 'Yes.' And 'Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?' My answer to that would be, 'No.'"
-Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990)
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
-Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic."
-David Russell
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
-P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true."
-John Lilly
"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
-Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
-Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
"My friend is one... who take me for what I am."
-Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
"As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away."
-Hughes Mearns
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
-Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."
-Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
-Johnny Carson (1925 - )
-Aaron Copland (1900 - 1990)
"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination."
-Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic."
-David Russell
"Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is."
-P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true either is true or becomes true."
-John Lilly
"It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time."
-Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
-Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
"My friend is one... who take me for what I am."
-Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)
"As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd stay away."
-Hughes Mearns
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature."
-Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."
-Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
-Johnny Carson (1925 - )
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SheCat
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Quote of the day!
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
If you had an open mind wouldn't your brains spill out?
If you had an open mind wouldn't your brains spill out?
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone
Viceroy of the Black Tom Appreciation Society
"You act like I know what day of the week it is." ~Patchy
From the Strange and Twisted Mind of Emmy-Jay / Enter the Patchverse...:respectgambit
Quote of the day!
Gaz's quote for today:
"If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away
Watch my unwravel, I'll soon be nekked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor.
I've come undone."
-Undone, Weezer
"If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away
Watch my unwravel, I'll soon be nekked
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor.
I've come undone."
-Undone, Weezer
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Stan: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded
for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
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Stan: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded
for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
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BLUE_2007
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Quote of the day!
Quote for the day:
Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Holy crap, it's been awhile!
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Quote of the day!
"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."
-Alfred E. Newman
"Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable."
-Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
-George Carlin (1937 - )
"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves."
-J. B. Priestley (1894 - 1984)
"Gluttony is not a secret vice."
-Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
"Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others."
-Sir Thomas Browne (1605 - 1682), 'Christian Morals,' 1716
"Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave."
-John Ruskin (1819 - 1900), The Seven Lamps of Architecture, 1849
"Life is full of obstacle illusions."
-Grant Frazier
"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
-Russell Baker (1925 - )
"The world is my lobster."
-Henry J. Tillman
Okay! Now I'll do a couple of quotes from INUYASHA!!! Whoo Hoo!!!
Episode 2: People Who Seek Shikon no Tama
Kagome and Inuyasha sit. Kagome eats in silence while Inuyasha watches her.
Kagome looks absolutely innocent...
Inuyasha: What are you plotting?
Episode 3: I'm Back!...From the Bone Eater's Well
Inuyasha: Hey
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) take it off
Inuyasha: Grrrr...
Kaede: that is some face you got there, Inuyasha
Episode 4: The Hair Monster Yura
Grandfather: the legendary magic scrolls have been passed onto our shrine since...
Inuyasha: Are you talking about this crappy piece of paper?
Inuyasha: Didn't work at all
Episode 6: An Onimous Demon Blade, Tetsusaiga
Kagome to Jaken: You tiny bastard!
Episode 8: A Lord Youkai, Tsukomo no Gama (toad)
Inuyasha: Why you...if you don't move, I'll slice you in half along with it!
Nobunaga: THAT would be a problem
Inuyasha: then move
Episode 9: Shippo Appears! The Thunder Brothers, Hiten and Manten
Kagome: In a rocket
Inuyasha: A rocket?
Kagome: It's this big...and it lights at the bottom, and then it goes "KABOOM!"
Shippo: Kagome is beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now
Inuyasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is beautiful?
Myouga: I've been pondering this for a while, but Inuyasha-sama's sense of beauty
seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo, and ugly fashion sense!
Myouga: Truly, his totally red outfit does have a problem
Myouga: I'm sure there are better-looking clothes
Inuyasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up!
Inuyasha: Why did the subject get changed to my clothes?!
Episode 10: Clash of the Demon Blades! Raigekijin vs. Tetsusaiga
Myouga: That's my Inuyasha-sama!
Myouga: Luring him into the fist fight! That's right! How cool he was!
Kagome: I thought you just called him a moron?
Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
...
Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!!
Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't!
Inuyasha: Do it right!
Kagome: Hey Inuyasha cut it out!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kagome: SIT!
-Alfred E. Newman
"Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable."
-Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
-George Carlin (1937 - )
"Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves."
-J. B. Priestley (1894 - 1984)
"Gluttony is not a secret vice."
-Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
"Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others."
-Sir Thomas Browne (1605 - 1682), 'Christian Morals,' 1716
"Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave."
-John Ruskin (1819 - 1900), The Seven Lamps of Architecture, 1849
"Life is full of obstacle illusions."
-Grant Frazier
"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret."
-Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
"Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it."
-Russell Baker (1925 - )
"The world is my lobster."
-Henry J. Tillman
Okay! Now I'll do a couple of quotes from INUYASHA!!! Whoo Hoo!!!
Episode 2: People Who Seek Shikon no Tama
Kagome and Inuyasha sit. Kagome eats in silence while Inuyasha watches her.
Kagome looks absolutely innocent...
Inuyasha: What are you plotting?
Episode 3: I'm Back!...From the Bone Eater's Well
Inuyasha: Hey
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) take it off
Inuyasha: Grrrr...
Kaede: that is some face you got there, Inuyasha
Episode 4: The Hair Monster Yura
Grandfather: the legendary magic scrolls have been passed onto our shrine since...
Inuyasha: Are you talking about this crappy piece of paper?
Inuyasha: Didn't work at all
Episode 6: An Onimous Demon Blade, Tetsusaiga
Kagome to Jaken: You tiny bastard!
Episode 8: A Lord Youkai, Tsukomo no Gama (toad)
Inuyasha: Why you...if you don't move, I'll slice you in half along with it!
Nobunaga: THAT would be a problem
Inuyasha: then move
Episode 9: Shippo Appears! The Thunder Brothers, Hiten and Manten
Kagome: In a rocket
Inuyasha: A rocket?
Kagome: It's this big...and it lights at the bottom, and then it goes "KABOOM!"
Shippo: Kagome is beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now
Inuyasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is beautiful?
Myouga: I've been pondering this for a while, but Inuyasha-sama's sense of beauty
seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo, and ugly fashion sense!
Myouga: Truly, his totally red outfit does have a problem
Myouga: I'm sure there are better-looking clothes
Inuyasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up!
Inuyasha: Why did the subject get changed to my clothes?!
Episode 10: Clash of the Demon Blades! Raigekijin vs. Tetsusaiga
Myouga: That's my Inuyasha-sama!
Myouga: Luring him into the fist fight! That's right! How cool he was!
Kagome: I thought you just called him a moron?
Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go!
Kagome: Huh?
Inuyasha: Kagome!
Kagome: ...yes?
Inuyasha: You're alive?
...
Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!!
Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't!
Inuyasha: Do it right!
Kagome: Hey Inuyasha cut it out!
Inuyasha: Feh!
Kagome: SIT!
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BLUE_2007
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Quote of the day!
Today's quote:
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on you while you sleep.
Holy crap, it's been awhile!