Quote of the day!

[NightPoofer]

Originally posted by Gaz
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That's so funny! I have gummy bear vitamins! They taste so good!!! Yum yum! But you might overdose if you eat too many thinking they were kendi! kendi... (candy)

"When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway."
-Clyde B. Aster

"Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?"
-George Price

"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
-W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)

"Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways."
-Samuel McChord Crothers

"He who laughs, lasts!"
-Mary Pettibone Poole

"A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away."
-Phyllis Mcginley

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat."
-Theodore Roosevelt (1858 - 1919)

"We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once again."
-Shana Alexander

[BLUE_2007]

“If I’m not back in 15 minutes… wait longer.”
- Ace Ventura II: When Nature Calls

“What’s your name?”
“Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me… Jim.”
- Blazing Saddles

"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? Were in the desert."
"I was misinformed."
- Casablanca

“It can’t rain all the time.”
- The Crow

“Ugly? What mean ugly?”
“It means your face would scare small children!”
- Dragonball Z

“How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don’t exist.”
- Final Fantasy IX

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
- Silence of the Lambs

“I can’t have his money, I can’t print my own money. Why don’t I just LAY DOWN AND DIE?”
- Homer Simpson

[The French Biscuit]

Originally posted by BLUE_2007

“Ugly? What mean ugly?”
“It means your face would scare small children!”
- Dragonball Z

Huzzah for the Buu saga!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail;
French Guard; "Youre mother was a hamster and youre father smelled of elderberries!"

Arthur; "Youve got no arms!"
Black Knight; "Yes I have!"
Arthur; "LOOK!"
Black Knight; "Just a flesh wound!"

[The French Biscuit]

Aging is mandatory
Matring is optional
-me (sorta inspired by some of the people living in rez:rolleyes )

[BLUE_2007]

"We'll not risk another frontal assault; that rabbit's dynamite."
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Congratulations, you now have the intelligence quotient of a dolphin."
- Simon Cowell, The Simpsons

[NightPoofer]

"If little else, the brain is an educational toy."
-Tom Robbins (1936 - )

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.
Joseph Baretti, quoted in Boswell's Life of"
-Samuel Johnson

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."
-Neil Gaiman, Sandman

"He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings."
-Ed Gardner

"This isn't right. This isn't even wrong."
-Wolfgang Pauli (1900 - 1958), on a paper submitted by a physicist colleague

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
-Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )

"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."

"No trumpets sound when the important decisions of our life are made. Destiny is made known silently."
-Agnes DeMille

"There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter."
-Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832)

"A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself."
-Louis L'Amour (1908 - 1988), 'Bendigo Shafter'

"Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting."
-Marlene Dietrich (1901 - 1992)

"...the safest course is to do nothing against one's conscience. With this secret, we can enjoy life and have no fear from death."
-Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

"Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices."
-Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer."
-G. E. Lessing (1729 - 1781)

"A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped."
-Alice Childress

[SheCat]

Asok: You mispelled my name as an obscenity!
Carol: Typo.
Asok: You added four letters!
~Dilbert

Phil: I darn you to HECK!
~Dilbert

"If you leave me I won't miss and I won't ever take you back, cause I don't love you. Now if you'll buy that I've got some ocean front property in Arizona." ~George Strait, Ocean Front Property

Wally: Somebody toss me that intern!
~Dilbert

Pointy-Haired Boss: It has come to my attention that 40% of your sick days are on Friday and Monday. This is unacceptable.
Asok: HA HA HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE!...please tell me he was kidding.
Wally: Welcome to Hell, kid.

[NightPoofer]

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, Do I know you?"
-Steven Wright (1955 - )

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine

"Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time."
-Norman Ford

"No man ever listened himself out of a job."
-Calvin Coolidge (1872 - 1933)

"Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good."
-Alice May Brock

"Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast."
-Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)

"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and
learning from failure."
-Colin Powell (1937 - )

"You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a woman’s name and claim to
love her."
-Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, October 20, 2003

"Anyone who uses the phrase easy as taking candy from a baby has never tried taking candy from a baby."
-Unknown

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-Jeff Marder

"Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen."
-Martin Mull (1943 - )

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve
neither liberty nor safety."
-Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

"Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price."
-Amelia Earhart (1897 - 1937)

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or
anything. If youre a man, you take it."
-Malcolm X (1925 - 1965), Malcolm X Speaks, 1965

"Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame."
-Lydia M. Child

"Never
pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command."
-Alan Watts

[SheCat]

"Quiznos! Your mascots got into my sub!" ~Me

Now, would that be gross.

"Frankly, I think American Idol should have someone sing the Quiznos sub spongemonkey song." ~Jen

Kurt: Please tell me you're not going to waste those chess pieces.
Remy: I don't really t'ink instant hand grendes are a waste.
~In a Single Day

Milana: You do realize she got kicked off last week.
Emmy-Jay: Yeah, well I can still have a desktop background rooting for my favorite American Idol.

[NightPoofer]

"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

"When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it."
-Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

"When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice."
-Otto von Bismarck (1815 - 1898)

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
-Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992), Salvor Hardin in "Foundation"

"We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead."
-Publilius Syrus (~100 BC)

"Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts."
-Georges Rouault (1871 - 1958)

"Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise."
-Denise Levertov

"Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them."
-John Updike (1932 - )

[Siona]

Found these on T-shirts online:

"The ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise."

"Some days, it's just not worth fighting the clowns under my bed."

"You're stupid, and that's sad."

"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that'd be super!"

"People like you give psychos like me a bad name!"

"The little men who live behind my eyes...and scream directly at my brain...told me to tell you Hello."

"The wheel's spinning, but the hamster is dead."

"You cannot stop me. You cannot destroy me. For I am the cockroach of love." <-- What?

"I was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Man cannot live on bread alone...unless he's in a cage and that's all you feed him."

~Siona

[NightPoofer]

Those are funny Siona.

"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it."
-Ted Morgan

"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes."
-E. W. Dijkstra

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."
-Thomas Neill

"Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't."
-L. L. Henderson

"Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion."
-The Talmud

"First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do."
-Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)

"I am open to receive with every breath I breathe."
-Michael Sun

"Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean."
-Christopher Reeve

[Nighton]

"I 'm afraid of clowns. I don't know why. It may have soething to do with when a clown killed my dad." Jack Handeyi

[Nighton]

"I 'm afraid of clowns. I don't know why. It may have something to do with when a clown killed my dad." Jack Handey

[Nighton]

Sorry for the double-posting. To compensate for the annoyment, I will give thee this quote:
"No." Sokrates

[Nova]

Opportunity is not a lengthy visitor" - Into The Woods
"Go straight ahead" means nothing to the blind. All's straight ahead that does not lie behind.- Virginia Hamilton
"Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you" -Chinese fortune cookie
"Happiness depends not in having many things, but in needing few."
"Who so be a man be a non-conformist" -Emerson
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, however measured and far away" -Henry David Thoreau
"Everything you do is a picture, Autograph it with excellence." - A famous football coach
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly." -JFK
"There are two groups of people, those who do work, and those who take the credit, try to be in the first group, there is less competition" -Gandhi
"No man is free who is not the master of himself" -Epictetus
"The problem is that many people confuse breathing in and out with *living*."
"Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach him to fish and feed him for a lifetime."
"Indecision is the key to flexibility"
"Loneliness can be calculated not by the sum of people around you but rather the distance between your mind and your heart!!!!!!"
"The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo
"Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty" - Anon
"Everything has its beauty. But not everyone sees it"-Confucius
"Be Happy wile y'er leevin, for y'er a lang time deid" -Scottish motto
"Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action" -Benjamin Dirraeli
"You have to count on living every single day in a way you believe will make you feel good about your life-so that if it were over tomorrow, you'd be content with yourself." -Seymour
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." Robert Brault
"In each of us, two natures are at war...the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose...what we want most to be we are." -Dr.Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Life is like cheese, it's just fun to says
-me
Where's my hat?!?!
-Fizban (dragonlance)

[NightPoofer]

"I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice."
-W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), 'Of Human Bondage', 1915

"Take hold lightly; let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love."
-Spanish Proverb

"General principles should not be based on exceptional cases."
-Robert J. Sawyer (1960 - ), "Calculating God", 2000

"I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!"
-Louise Bogan

"An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person."
-Joseph Addison (1672 - 1719)

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."
-E. Joseph Crossman

"The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it."
-William Gibson (1948 - )

"The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them."
-Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963), Les Enfants Terribles

[BLUE_2007]

You have kind eyes. The kind I’d like to poke out.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I scare my own family.

The problem with normal people is that they’re normal.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.

How about a nice cup of SHUT THE @%&$ UP!?

[Nighton]

BLUE_2007, where do you get all of your great quotes?

"I've got my father's eyes. They're right here, if anybody wants to see them. Funny how only they survived the cremation..." -King Mob

"The only difference between suicide and sleeping is that when you're asleep, you've got a chance of waking up." -Me

[NightPoofer]

Blue_2007, your sig reminds me of a magnet I have!

Cute but psycho, things even out...

Your so stupid it's cute...

So is a nickel 5 cents?

... TAKE ME NOW LORD! ... I thought it would work that time...

If you were going to kill a mime, would you use a silencer?

Your so stupid you went all the way back to genius!

Those who don't know... Teach!

"Now is the time for all good men to come to."
-Walt Kelly (1913 - 1973), "Pogo" (comic strip)

"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."
-Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)

"There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say."
-Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974)

"The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority."
-Ralph W. Sockman

"Victory belongs to the most persevering."
-Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)

"The only way to have a friend is to be one."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

"Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot."
-George Herbert (1593 - 1633)

"The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught."
-H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956), 'Prejudices: Fourth Series,' 1924

[SheCat]

Those who can't learn, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

[NightPoofer]

Where there's a will... I want to be in it!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by you again?

I'm not Anti-Social, I'm just not real friendly

Give me a dollar... AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE!

I think this ones been stated somewhere before but: Sarcasm, just one more service I offer

Keep staring, I might do a trick

Don't judge a person by their T-shirt

JUST RANDOM T-SHIRTS WHICH HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN BY ME

[kurtsgirl]

here r a few quotes:

are you stupit? - a sticker

my imaginary friend says you have issues. -a sticker

i don't like buffalo - jessica simpson

[kurtsgirl]

here is another 1:

good bunny likes you:)
bad bunny likes your mom:naughty

[NightPoofer]

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Unknown, Brigader Lethbridge-Stewart in "Dr. Who"

"Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be."
-Jim Horning

"We're actors - we're the opposite of people."
-Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1967)

"As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things."
-Po Bronson, quoted in Publishers Weekly

"Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect."
-Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 27, 2003

"Courage is saying, ""Maybe what I'm doing isn't working; maybe I should try
something else."""
-Anna Lappe, O Magazine, June 2003

"Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for."
-Barbara Mikkelson, snopes.com, May 15, 2001