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“Die? My dear doctor, that’s the last thing I shall do!”
- Henry John Temple

“Stranger, note as you pass by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so you must be,
Prepare for death and follow me.”
- An epitaph

“Death is here and death is there,
Death is busy everywhere,
All around, within, beneath,
Above is death—and we are death.”
- Shelley “Death”

Reach out to fellow human beings and invite them into a friendly and empowering relationship of care - or just poke them.

Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean you have to stare.

Insanity runs in my family… with scissors.

Being normal is driving me crazy!

Stay in the moment. Damn, it’s gone!

More jobs!? What about less people?

I love my country, but I think we should start seeing other people.
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... I know I'm cute! Don't rub it in! CUTE CUTE CUTE!

What would happen if the sun didn't come out tomorrow? Wouldn't I get your bottom dollar?

Deal with it! Everyone else has!

Why can't you just die?

Ugh... You're going to die, and I'm going to, MAGICALLY, be 5 feet away with a blood knife in my hand.

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"I sometimes imagine a peaceful world without weapons. I then imagine how easy it would be for us to invade that world." -Jack Handey

"If you can read this, it means I haven't killed you. Yet." -Me
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Don’t believe anything until it has been officially denied.

We are creating enemies faster than we can kill them.

If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.

LIVING DANGEROUSLY: I drink tap water.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.

It’s a scientific fact: scum always rises to the top.

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Religion is for people afraid of going to Hell.
Spirituality is for people who have already been there.

If we kill the innocent, we become the enemy.

URBAN SPRAWL: cut down all the trees and name the streets after them.

We don’t want a bigger piece of the pie. We want a different pie.

A leading cause of stress is reality.
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"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
-Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

"At times one remains faithful to a cause only because its opponents do not cease to be insipid."
-Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
-John Russell

"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."
-Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)

"Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for."
-Earl Warren (1891 - 1974)

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."
-Vernon Sanders Law

"Doubt whom you will, but never yourself."
-Christine Bovee

"The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work."
-Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
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"When you're through changing, you're through."
-Bruce Barton

"When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home."
-Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

"A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor."
-Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933), "How to Write Short Stories"

"If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route."
-Malcolm Forbes (1919 - 1990)

"Believe in life! Always human beings will live and progress to greater, broader and fuller life."
-W. E. B. Du Bois (1868 - 1963), last message to the world, 1957

"It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996

"When you build bridges you can keep crossing them."
-Rick Pitino, Lead to Success

"This isn't good or bad. It's just the way of things. Nothing stays the same."
-Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 03, 2004
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"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
-Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
-Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)

"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
-Anatole France (1844 - 1924), The Crime of Sylvestre Bonnard

"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years."
-Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3

"A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it."
-Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"Slight not what's near, while aiming at what's far."
-Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC), 'Rhesus'

"The body says what words cannot."
-Martha Graham (1893 - 1991)

"Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?"
-Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Altered Egos, 1993
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"someone needs to rethink the ketchup packet. You try to open it and it either dosn't open, it explodes or ya gotta rip it open with your teeth, thats when it gets all over your face. Ketchup packets are the spawn of stupid people."-------Adam Carolla,2004
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -An unknown songwriter
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Just so you know, some words in my posts are in Swedish.

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"If I could teleport, obviously I wouldn't be here. If I could clone myself I would be here and somewhere else, and if I had a tail...I would pleasure myself"---Alan Cumming
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"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Letter to Mrs Foote, Dec. 2, 1887

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

"You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
-Senator Patrick Leahy (1940 - ), May 1990

"A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving $5 worth for $500."
-Benjamin H. Brewster (1816 - 1888)

"Be a fountain, not a drain."
-Rex Hudler, quoted in 'Sports Illustrated'

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives."
-A. Sachs

"There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow."
-Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885), Les Miserables, 1862

"We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic."
-Susan Jeffers
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"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." -Sussi
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Just so you know, some words in my posts are in Swedish.

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It's like my best friend grabbed a gun and stabbed me in the back in front of my very eyes!
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone :cry
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Just a short conversation with me and some friends...
me: "would you stab me in the back?"
friend: "No, I'd stab you in the front."
friend#2: "I wouldn't stab you at all."
me: "Oh... the plot thickens... best friends in a battle to the death!"
friend: "um..."
friend#2: "... chicken!"

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
-Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

"Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; At 45 they are caves in which we hide."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald (1896 - 1940)

"All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why."
-James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

"Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to."
-Harry Emerson Fosdick (1878 - 1969)

"The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind."
-Maya Angelou (1928 - )

"Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy."
-Sarah Ban Breathnach

"It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living."
-Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Lost and Found, 1992

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep."
-Joan Klempner

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
-Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Social Relations"

"People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest."
-Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962)

"Good taste is the worst vice ever invented."
-Edith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)

"Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings."
-Arthur Rubinstein (1886 - 1982)

"Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run around with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened."
-Stanley Walker

"Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home."
-Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)

"Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take."
-Peter McWilliams, Life 101
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"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

"If theres anything unsettling to the stomach, its watching actors on television talk about their personal lives."
-Marlon Brando (1924 - )

"The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be."
-Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)

"Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it."
-Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)

"Endeavor to be always patient of the faults and imperfections of others for thou has many faults and imperfections of thine own that require forbearance. If thou are not able to make thyself that which thou wishest, how canst thou expect to mold another in conformity to thy will?"
-Thomas a Kempis (1380 - 1471)

"If your head is wax, dont walk in the sun."
-Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"EVERY path may lead you to God, even the weird ones. Most of us are on a journey. We’re looking for something, though we’re not always sure what that is. The way is foggy much of the time. I suggest you slow down and follow some of the side roads that appear suddenly in the mist."
-Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, February 13, 2003

"I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe."
-James Lileks, The Bleat web log, September 15, 2003
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Do I Look like a people person....:p

Not exactly the brightest crayone in the box, now are we?

Stop talking! I am out of aspirin.

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Be great in act, as you have been in thought.

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I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't quite get my head that far up my ass!

when it comes to thought, some people will just stop at nothing.

Well if I called the wrong number, why'd you answer.

Everybody has a right to be stupid, but your abusing that priviledge.

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

Blame someone else and go on with your life

When all else fails, look cute

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

So you're the bitch that told the bitch that i was the bitch - well listen up bitch it takes a bitch to call a bitch a bitch!

All of my friends and I are crazy! That's what keeps us sane!

Last night I dreamt I ate a two ton marshmellow. I woke up and my pillow was gone.

I talk to strangers

You're only bad if you're caught .... so that makes me a good boy/girl, right?!

I dont have an attitude problem .... Its supposed to be like this :)

I ran into my ex the other day .... put in reverse, and hit them again

As an older more mature young adult your job is to .... make fun of the little kids
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Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we? :rolleyes

"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
-Bob Hope (1903 - )

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
-Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
-George Carlin (1937 - )

"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists."
-Jean Rostand (1894 - 1977), Journal of a Character, 1931

"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought."
-Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi (1893 - 1986)

"The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public."
-Robert F. Kennedy (1925 - 1968), 'I Remember, I Believe,' The Pursuit of Justice, 1964

"Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart."
-Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996

"The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856 - 1924)
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"To be a good listener, you must learn to shut up." -Me

"Nothing is more annoying than people who thnk they know everything, and are right." -Unknown
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"a place for everything and everything in its place"- i dont know where i got that from
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The tooth fairy just teaches little kids that they can sell body parts for money.

- blows like kitties on Alka-Seltzer - (my quote for anything lousy)
"I throw de cards, de cards go BOOM! End of bad guy, end of story." -Gambit, X-Treme
"Everything I still want I just now prayed for." -Kreon, Antigone :cry
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Bucky; "My god will strike you down!"
Rob; "Your god is not my god Bucky."
Bucky; "That will only make my god more angry."

-Get Fuzzy, my favorite comic strip :D Gotta love the fuzz.
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You're only bad if you're caught .... so that makes me a good boy, right?!

I dont have an attitude problem .... Its supposed to be like this

What a shame .... looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks

I ran into my ex the other day .... put in reverse, and hit him again

As an older more mature young adult your job is to .... make fun of the little kids
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Follow your dreams... except that one where you were at school in your underwear.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

No one is worth your tears, and when you find one who is, that person won't make you cry.

Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching.

Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant sorta like having a peeing section in a pool?
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Just one...

"I unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window dresser!... I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly coloured, mealy-tempered, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biter!"
- French soldier, “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
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