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Good Lord!
That's one of the most vile things I've ever heard of. Did you throw the rest of it away? There is something seriously wrong with that donut.
Maybe it's made with pig lard.
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It was on clearance.

I ate the whole thing. I kind of liked it. It was like raspberry, with a hint of bacon. Mmm.
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I once had a donut that tasted like bubblegum and ham. It was most unpleasant.
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Ooh, sounds scrumptious. Unfortunatley, they do not carry ham-flavoured doughnuts here. Although, I am quite sure I can find other-flavoured doughnuts. Teeheehee...
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Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
I ate the whole thing. I kind of liked it. It was like raspberry, with a hint of bacon. Mmm.
Well, that turned my stomach. No dinner for me.
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Ham... Flavored... Donuts??? :eek I wanna try one! I've tried a chicken flavored donut *although it wasn't supposed to have any chicken in it*
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Ew, tastes like ham!
Once i ate a blueberry donut that tasted like perfume :p
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Originally posted by kurtlover
Ew, tastes like ham!
Once i ate a blueberry donut that tasted like perfume :p
How do you know what perfume tastes like? o_O

I want a wasabi-flavoured donut. :cracked
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I once had a head cold and ate some popcorn. It tasted like pepperoni! :yuck
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Originally posted by sapphirescimitar
How do you know what perfume tastes like? o_O

I want a wasabi-flavoured donut. :cracked
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Originally posted by kurtlover
Ew, tastes like ham!
Once i ate a blueberry donut that tasted like perfume :p
First,how would YOU know what perfume tastes like!? Did you just HAPPEN to chug some down!? :beer
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How do you know what perfume tastes like? o_O

I want a wasabi-flavoured donut. :cracked
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Perfume tastes like hairspray. Yucky.

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Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
It was on clearance.

I ate the whole thing. I kind of liked it. It was like raspberry, with a hint of bacon. Mmm.
Damn, you need to stay away from the clearance rack, first the mystery meat.. now this?!


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You know, Jess... You didn't have to eat it.. You could've put it in your freezer for a few years and waited until it changed flavours and then eat it. That's what I do. :toothy
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hey i had a savoury donut just yesterday! - okay it wasn't ham but... and it wasn't technically your sweet donut...

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Okay Okay i had a Bagel! happy? my first bagel, and it was quite tasty, poor deprived soul that i am.... :D
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Abandon the clearance rack?? Turn my back on my god?? NEVER.

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Congrats, Drastic, for turning a ham-flavored donut into a 16-post thread. Quite a feat.

There's a store in town called the Qui-K-Mart (we all call it the Quickie Mart :naughty) where everything tastes like it shouldn't. I had a Snickers that tasted like a cherry pie. Minus the cherry. Plus some bleach. It was a humbling experience.
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This thread isn't dead yet!!!
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I once got Green Tea ice cream at a Japanese restaraunt and it tasted like lipstick.

ALSO!!!!! I was in Bali with my sister and we went to a littel restaurant for dessert and we ordered what the menu called 'Fruit Ice Cream'. What we got was vanilla ice cream with peas and carrots and corn in it!!!!!! It was SO sick.
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Disgusting! My sister made snickerdoodles(cookies) and they were in the fridge for a day, when I ate one it tasted like a cross between roadtbeef, chicken and cinnamon frosting:ick:yech:yuck
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Eeeew...ham-nut...:yuck...thats..thats just wrong, in quite a few ways. Were there..little ham-bits in it? Cuz that would be interesting!
I once bought a blueberry muffin at the local Circle K (much like the quickie mart). Took one bite and found lil'bacon bits inside (I kid you not!)...it didnt taste too bad...but it kinda freaked me out, just a tad..
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Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
Abandon the clearance rack?? Turn my back on my god?? NEVER.
You so have problems. :p
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Originally posted by Gaz
ALSO!!!!! I was in Bali with my sister and we went to a littel restaurant for dessert and we ordered what the menu called 'Fruit Ice Cream'. What we got was vanilla ice cream with peas and carrots and corn in it!!!!!! It was SO sick.
LOL!!

But Stevie! I got two "brand name" CDs (The new ones from David Usher and Jane's Addiction) for $4.44 each! That's like two cents American! And 6 cinnamon buns for 1.49 and they actually taste like cinnamon buns. It's worth the ham donuts.

Which, did not have actual chunks of ham in them, just raspberry filling.
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