Dumbest heist ever pulled

Neko Cat 7 · Post by **Neko Cat 7** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:57 am

I almost cracked when I read this:

Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a a blow-
up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."

The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.

At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.

Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure — featured in a new movie.

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:09 pm

:LOL Patrick is next... that's a great story:LOL

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:43 am

hopefully... then they could kill Sandy.. I hate her so much

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:51 am

You're only dumb if you get caught!

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:03 pm

True, how didn't anyone notice a giant yellow balloon being stolen

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 2:51 pm

I just don't understand how no one saw this happening.... just like when Batman Returns came out and people would steal the Catwoman posters off the busses and out of the plastic cases at bus stops... HOW DIDN'T ANYONE SEE?!

Crocodile Hunter · Post by **Crocodile Hunter** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 9:26 pm

Wow thats pretty messed up

i usually steal some posters and stuff from buss stops, offcourse if they arent dirty and stuff like that

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 10:22 pm

tsk tsk tsk... stealing Keichi?? Maybe YOU stole our porous friend!!

:LOL

Crocodile Hunter · Post by **Crocodile Hunter** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:08 am

Originally posted by Blue_Demon94
tsk tsk tsk... stealing Keichi?? Maybe YOU stole our porous friend!! :LOL

Well, not stealing, just picking up the leftovers, and well im too far away to do anything like that

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:41 pm

Don't you think they'd have cameras?:?

Northstars Love · Post by **Northstars Love** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 6:42 pm

Who would want to steal a ten foot tall SpongeBob? Now seriously, what would the thieves do with it now they have it? Perhaps Christmas gifts? How disturbing....

*ties down his lifesize Nightcrawler figure*

Back away all of you!

Blue_Demon94 · Post by **Blue_Demon94** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:40 pm

Is it like one of those holiday ballons? The like turkeys, snowmen, etc. because that would mean either they stole the air pump too or that it's flat now