Gaze upon my virility! (Or The Great Beard-Off of '06!) Now
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For the past 6 months, I've been growing a goatee. Constantly growing, no trimming or anything.
Needless to say, it's gotten long. It began as a friendly wager between myself and my friend Lucas. He was convinced that he could beat me in a "beard off".
The stakes were set (bragging rights only) and the rules were outlined: We'd have 6 months, October 1 to April 1, to grow the longest beard. On April 1, they would be measured and the winner would be announced.
I won. By an inch and a half. It's now over 4 inches long...see for yourself:
And now, the Great Winter Beard Off is over...and I'm getting this half-a-dead-muskrat the hell off my face. (And getting a haircut for the first time since the beard off began. )
[Edited on 5-20-2006 by Crash Tofu]
Needless to say, it's gotten long. It began as a friendly wager between myself and my friend Lucas. He was convinced that he could beat me in a "beard off".
The stakes were set (bragging rights only) and the rules were outlined: We'd have 6 months, October 1 to April 1, to grow the longest beard. On April 1, they would be measured and the winner would be announced.
I won. By an inch and a half. It's now over 4 inches long...see for yourself:
And now, the Great Winter Beard Off is over...and I'm getting this half-a-dead-muskrat the hell off my face. (And getting a haircut for the first time since the beard off began. )
[Edited on 5-20-2006 by Crash Tofu]
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I was going to say C keep growing it and in another 70 years I can come to you atop a high mountain in Colorado and ask you what the meaning of life is.
Oh well... :
Oh well... :
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C...you look so...Nordic!
But, yeah you are overdue for a haircut....a bit longer and you'll look like Edgar Winters...no on wants that
[Edited on 1/4/06 by NachtcGleiskette]
But, yeah you are overdue for a haircut....a bit longer and you'll look like Edgar Winters...no on wants that
[Edited on 1/4/06 by NachtcGleiskette]
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I'd keep it long. if I were a guy I would totally try to grow a wizard beard.
Gaze upon my virility! (Or The Great Beard-Off of '06!) Now with "after" picture!
*snerkl*
my first post in .... egads its been a while .... and it's the beard thread
actually there is a charity called "movember" where people grow facial hair to raise funds for prostate cancer (how do i know this? i briefly had a job and someone put up a link on their website.... )
http://www.movember.com.au/
and there are these sites too.... in case you ever get ambitious C and want a Salvador Dali ferret on your face....
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ ... /clubs.htm
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... tache.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... index.html
and then something a little more local...
http://usabeard.blogspot.com/
and in the electrifying world of facial hair there is the veritable olympiad of face-ferrets...
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
[Edited on 2-4-2006 by kladyelf]
my first post in .... egads its been a while .... and it's the beard thread
actually there is a charity called "movember" where people grow facial hair to raise funds for prostate cancer (how do i know this? i briefly had a job and someone put up a link on their website.... )
http://www.movember.com.au/
and there are these sites too.... in case you ever get ambitious C and want a Salvador Dali ferret on your face....
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/ ... /clubs.htm
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... tache.html
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... index.html
and then something a little more local...
http://usabeard.blogspot.com/
and in the electrifying world of facial hair there is the veritable olympiad of face-ferrets...
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
[Edited on 2-4-2006 by kladyelf]
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Crazy.... but in the nicest possible way....
To Stupidityyyyy - and beyond!
*after reading the latest gory/depressing "mainstream" comic* ....*sigh* that's it, I'm packin' up and moving back to the Eighties...
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OK - so where is the de-pelted version? Do you feel 10 pounds lighter? Enjoying the fact that you no longer have "snacks" waiting to discover 1/2 hour after a meal? At least you should have avoided the lovely reverse tan look of a beard grown during the summer .
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Maybe I should do the same with one of my friends... Don't shave your legs for a couple of months...
And now there's life/ And a chance to make up for all those mistakes/ But please don't get me wrong/ Cos everything was honest/ True and from the heart/ There's still the same old hang ups so don't fret/ It's not safe yet/ And who knows there's always time to screw up again
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*Enters into the no leg shaving contest with Cibo*
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Uhm, you know, I think I'll let you win...
And now there's life/ And a chance to make up for all those mistakes/ But please don't get me wrong/ Cos everything was honest/ True and from the heart/ There's still the same old hang ups so don't fret/ It's not safe yet/ And who knows there's always time to screw up again
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Yeah, on second thought.....
Seriously, speaking of nasty displays of hair growth, I knew a guy in high school who could braid the hair on his legs. Lots of little cornrows running down his legs like tights. His girlfriend braided it for him. I had to sit next to him in history and couldn’t stop staring….
Seriously, speaking of nasty displays of hair growth, I knew a guy in high school who could braid the hair on his legs. Lots of little cornrows running down his legs like tights. His girlfriend braided it for him. I had to sit next to him in history and couldn’t stop staring….
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Here's the next chapter in my adventures in ridiculous facial hair:
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Right O! Spot spot! Bob's your uncle, old bean!
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:LOL:LOL:
You need a damned deer stalker and pipe and we'll send you off to Scotland yard :P:P:P
You need a damned deer stalker and pipe and we'll send you off to Scotland yard :P:P:P
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