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EW. That's just gross. I've NEVER put food in my locker.
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we aren't even allowed to keep food in our lockers...
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Like... wow...
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LOL we all jump on the girl who puts food in the locker, but not the nutty janitor who thinks it's a fetus. I mean...a fetus? Come on! He's been reading too much Conservapedia
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yeah. but most janitors tend to be nutty.
we have one that walks around our school playing marco polo with himself...
we have one that walks around our school playing marco polo with himself...
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They had to bring in the Dallas County Medical Examiner to tell the difference between a bag of rotten fruit and a bag of rotten human flesh. They could have just asked me, I've had some pretty disgusting things in my fridge.
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In year eight I once left a lunchbox in my locker for three weeks because I lost it uder a mound of papers. The box was airtight so it didn't come out too bad, but some of the stuff people left in lockers was pretty spectaular and seeing as some of the keys worked for more than one locker, it wasn't just the locker's owner to blame.
Though, if we left anything in it at the end of the school year we didnt get our key deposit back
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Though, if we left anything in it at the end of the school year we didnt get our key deposit back
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Thank god we have no lockers.
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Oh now that's a treasure. This is why I'm glad my locker was packed full enough that it jammed for everone except me. I'm sure there was trash in there that would be mistaken for something suspecious.
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"Hmm, I wonder else little tidbit did the girls leave in their lockers here in the girls lockerroom.....what's this, a brown paper bag? This must be somthing special, hurhurhur........OH MY GOSH! IT'S A FETUS....THAT SMELLS ORANGY FRESH!! These people are sick!"
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I'm a bit worried about this...How much does an orange have to rot, until it resembles a human fetus enough to confuse grown up men and women?
...Maybe that girl found out how man was created by accident?
God: "Sheesh, I've totally forgotten the orange in my fridge...Hey, is that a face?..."
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God: "Sheesh, I've totally forgotten the orange in my fridge...Hey, is that a face?..."
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See, I was just disappointed there was no picture of this miraculous orange baby behind that link.
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HAH! This reminds me of those apple heads. Any of you ever did one? Where you carve a face and then let it dry and it gets all wizened and old?
Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.
Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.
I'm supposing that he saw one of the whole oranges as a skull or something.
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Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.
Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.
I'm supposing that he saw one of the whole oranges as a skull or something.
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oh...my brother did the apple thing. His sits atop the computer, it it's legs block my view of the screen....so I tend to accidently knock it off and never put it back
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There's a janitor in my school who has long hair, goes by RJ, and always wears the same lime green t-shirt featuring the heads of Spider-man, Wolverine, Captain America, and someoen else I'm forgetting.Originally posted by tears~fall~like~glass
yeah. but most janitors tend to be nutty.
I had a major internal crisis after meeting him.
Someone at my old school once left a carton of milk in their locker... over the entire summer. That school only had one floor and four classrooms for the high school, so you can believe me when I tell you it STANK.
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we can't have food 'cause we have rats and ants and all sorts of other fun stuff like mold
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*Shudders*
I HATE moldy food!
On the last day of school,
we were cleaning out our lockers,
and some kid threw away an old moldy sandwich.
THANK THE LORD it was in a plastic ziplock thing.
I HATE moldy food!
On the last day of school,
we were cleaning out our lockers,
and some kid threw away an old moldy sandwich.
THANK THE LORD it was in a plastic ziplock thing.
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Almost nobody at my school puts food in their lockers. Although, alot of stolen items were recovered when we had our locker clean-out day. Unfourtunatly, My CD player was not among them (I had a NICE one that was stolen ealier in the spring).
About mistaking an orange for a fetus- It's amazing what vivid imaginations people have these days (I know- I have one). My dad is a janitor, but he isn't all that weird... he's just obcessed with classical music and religion. (Or, does that count?)
About mistaking an orange for a fetus- It's amazing what vivid imaginations people have these days (I know- I have one). My dad is a janitor, but he isn't all that weird... he's just obcessed with classical music and religion. (Or, does that count?)
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@tears: we have rats too, and once a cockroach was in the caf. It ran under my feet. O.O
@dragonwolf: My PSAT money was stolen out of my backpack in tenth grade. ($30!!!)
And I live in a little suburban cow town with about 1000 people in the high school. People think we get no action, but we totally do. We even had a fire in the chem lab last year.
@dragonwolf: My PSAT money was stolen out of my backpack in tenth grade. ($30!!!)
And I live in a little suburban cow town with about 1000 people in the high school. People think we get no action, but we totally do. We even had a fire in the chem lab last year.
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My poor janitor deserved a metal. On my 13th birthday I pulled an exorcist scene that would put the movies to shame and puked multiple times in copious amounts in several areas of the school. Lord, who knew you could have that sort of volume in your stomach?
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Yeah, we found a rats' nest in a couch
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You don't think a janitor would have cleaned up any dead animals?Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.
Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.
I always imagine rotting flesh as smelling like day six or so of a menstrual flow. Yes no?
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Worse.Originally posted by The Drastic SpasticYou don't think a janitor would have cleaned up any dead animals?Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.
Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.
I always imagine rotting flesh as smelling like day six or so of a menstrual flow. Yes no?
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Dead animals smell suprisingly sweetish. Very cloying, and very very bad. Once you smell (which is almost like tasting it frankly) it once, you won't forget it.
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