The things they find in kids lockers nowadays!

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:00 am

Fetuses! Oh. Wait. No. Oranges.

That takes a mighty suspicious mind, quite frankly.

Paws

Post by **JSherlock** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:48 am

EW. That's just gross. I've NEVER put food in my locker.

tears~fall~like~glass · Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:15 am

we aren't even allowed to keep food in our lockers...

Feuerstein · Post by **Feuerstein** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:37 am

Like... wow...

NachtcGleiskette · Post by **NachtcGleiskette** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:30 am

LOL we all jump on the girl who puts food in the locker, but not the nutty janitor who thinks it's a fetus. I mean...a fetus? Come on! He's been reading too much Conservapedia

tears~fall~like~glass · Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:10 am

yeah. but most janitors tend to be nutty.

we have one that walks around our school playing marco polo with himself...

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:52 am

They had to bring in the Dallas County Medical Examiner to tell the difference between a bag of rotten fruit and a bag of rotten human flesh. They could have just asked me, I've had some pretty disgusting things in my fridge.

littlebamf · Post by **littlebamf** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:47 am

In year eight I once left a lunchbox in my locker for three weeks because I lost it uder a mound of papers. The box was airtight so it didn't come out too bad, but some of the stuff people left in lockers was pretty spectaular and seeing as some of the keys worked for more than one locker, it wasn't just the locker's owner to blame.

Though, if we left anything in it at the end of the school year we didnt get our key deposit back

[Edited on 30-6-07 by littlebamf]

Crocodile Hunter · Post by **Crocodile Hunter** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:41 pm

Thank god we have no lockers.

Ferguson · Post by **Ferguson** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:40 pm

Oh now that's a treasure. This is why I'm glad my locker was packed full enough that it jammed for everone except me. I'm sure there was trash in there that would be mistaken for something suspecious.

Post by **steyn** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:24 pm

"Hmm, I wonder else little tidbit did the girls leave in their lockers here in the girls lockerroom.....what's this, a brown paper bag? This must be somthing special, hurhurhur........OH MY GOSH! IT'S A FETUS....THAT SMELLS ORANGY FRESH!! These people are sick!"

Post by **Freak** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:31 pm

I'm a bit worried about this...How much does an orange have to rot, until it resembles a human fetus enough to confuse grown up men and women?

...Maybe that girl found out how man was created by accident?

God: "Sheesh, I've totally forgotten the orange in my fridge...Hey, is that a face?..."

Post by **Slarti** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:31 pm

See, I was just disappointed there was no picture of this miraculous orange baby behind that link.

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:10 pm

HAH! This reminds me of those apple heads. Any of you ever did one? Where you carve a face and then let it dry and it gets all wizened and old?

Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.

Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.

I'm supposing that he saw one of the whole oranges as a skull or something.

Paws

tears~fall~like~glass · Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:53 pm

oh...my brother did the apple thing. His sits atop the computer, it it's legs block my view of the screen....so I tend to accidently

knock it off and never put it back

Feuerstein · Post by **Feuerstein** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:13 am

Originally posted by tears~fall~like~glass
yeah. but most janitors tend to be nutty.

There's a janitor in my school who has long hair, goes by RJ, and always wears the same lime green t-shirt featuring the heads of Spider-man, Wolverine, Captain America, and someoen else I'm forgetting.

I had a major internal crisis after meeting him.

Someone at my old school once left a carton of milk in their locker... over the entire summer. That school only had one floor and four classrooms for the high school, so you can believe me when I tell you it STANK.

tears~fall~like~glass · Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:12 am

we can't have food 'cause we have rats and ants and all sorts of other fun stuff like mold

rain360 · Post by **rain360** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:01 am

*Shudders*
I HATE moldy food!
On the last day of school,
we were cleaning out our lockers,
and some kid threw away an old moldy sandwich.
THANK THE LORD it was in a plastic ziplock thing.

Dragonwolf · Post by **Dragonwolf** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:37 am

Almost nobody at my school puts food in their lockers. Although, alot of stolen items were recovered when we had our locker clean-out day. Unfourtunatly, My CD player was not among them (I had a NICE one that was stolen ealier in the spring).

About mistaking an orange for a fetus- It's amazing what vivid imaginations people have these days (I know- I have one). My dad is a janitor, but he isn't all that weird... he's just obcessed with classical music and religion. (Or, does that count?)

Feuerstein · Post by **Feuerstein** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:27 am

@tears: we have rats too, and once a cockroach was in the caf. It ran under my feet. O.O

@dragonwolf: My PSAT money was stolen out of my backpack in tenth grade. ($30!!!)

And I live in a little suburban cow town with about 1000 people in the high school. People think we get no action, but we totally do. We even had a fire in the chem lab last year.

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:39 am

My poor janitor deserved a metal. On my 13th birthday I pulled an exorcist scene that would put the movies to shame and puked multiple times in copious amounts in several areas of the school. Lord, who knew you could have that sort of volume in your stomach?

Paws

tears~fall~like~glass · Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:44 am

Yeah, we found a rats' nest in a couch

I've had CDs stolen. It sucked. I had to go out and buy ones to replace them. I remember 'cause one CD was being replaced for the third time.

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:46 am

Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.

Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.

You don't think a janitor would have cleaned up any dead animals?

I always imagine rotting flesh as smelling like day six or so of a menstrual flow. Yes no?

Angelique · Post by **Angelique** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:52 am

Originally posted by The Drastic Spastic
Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
Still...I have to say, having smelt both rotting fruit and rotting dead animals, that there is a BIG difference in the smell. Yes, they both stink, just in different ways.

Mind you I'd be worried if Mr. Janitor knew the difference, so I suppose that isn't a bad thing.
You don't think a janitor would have cleaned up any dead animals?

I always imagine rotting flesh as smelling like day six or so of a menstrual flow. Yes no?

Worse.

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:49 pm

Dead animals smell suprisingly sweetish. Very cloying, and very very bad. Once you smell (which is almost like tasting it frankly) it once, you won't forget it.

Paws