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erm... can I put this here?
i thought it was to do with the exploding vampire?
yeah. the blood got in her or something
Jubes got exploded on yes
wow. unhygenic
yeah
among other things
just think, one shot of mouthwash and the vampire problem would be solved! I can see the promos now!
lol
Death breath? can't go on a date because your "love bites" make her break out in fangs? then try new "Vamp-away!"
now in three new flavours!
garlic, holy water and new Cherry flavour!!
lol
.... but noone ever buys the cherry one because it tastes nasty
does it taste nasty??
or does it taste....
"vunderful"
hehe
idunno,
sticky artificial cherry tasting stuff you get from cough syrup taste
it was that or introdouce flavour number four: steak
raw steak
marketing said that it wouldn't work, too easily confused with their new fragrance; Stake
lol
Don't make a mis-STAKE, don't let those fangs sink in
put an end to your problems....
hehe
naah, just have some unbelievably buff dude with the caption: Stake... For Men..... because we don't sparkle, we shiiiiiine :crazy
LOL
LOL
* Julie throws a satire award at KladyElf
the "Twain Award in Humor"
*satire award hits Klady on the head* .... of course that would launch a whole line of male vamp cosmetics .... oooh, *collapses*
kLadyElF, bringing amiable lunacy since... *counts fingers* whenever...
I'ma lie down now...
* Julie throws down some pillows *
i thought it was to do with the exploding vampire?
yeah. the blood got in her or something
Jubes got exploded on yes
wow. unhygenic
yeah
among other things
just think, one shot of mouthwash and the vampire problem would be solved! I can see the promos now!
lol
Death breath? can't go on a date because your "love bites" make her break out in fangs? then try new "Vamp-away!"
now in three new flavours!
garlic, holy water and new Cherry flavour!!
lol
.... but noone ever buys the cherry one because it tastes nasty
does it taste nasty??
or does it taste....
"vunderful"
hehe
idunno,
sticky artificial cherry tasting stuff you get from cough syrup taste
it was that or introdouce flavour number four: steak
raw steak
marketing said that it wouldn't work, too easily confused with their new fragrance; Stake
lol
Don't make a mis-STAKE, don't let those fangs sink in
put an end to your problems....
hehe
naah, just have some unbelievably buff dude with the caption: Stake... For Men..... because we don't sparkle, we shiiiiiine :crazy
LOL
LOL
* Julie throws a satire award at KladyElf
the "Twain Award in Humor"
*satire award hits Klady on the head* .... of course that would launch a whole line of male vamp cosmetics .... oooh, *collapses*
kLadyElF, bringing amiable lunacy since... *counts fingers* whenever...
I'ma lie down now...
* Julie throws down some pillows *
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Crazy.... but in the nicest possible way....
To Stupidityyyyy - and beyond!
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Love your enemies - It will drive them nuts!
Crazy.... but in the nicest possible way....
To Stupidityyyyy - and beyond!
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[5:38pm] Bamfman: i'm on!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: see!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: i'm hee!
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[5:38pm] Bamfman: see!
[5:38pm] Bamfman: i'm hee!
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* BS-man smacks tears
tears[packing]: you didn't smack scum
BS-man: he's a grown up
tears[packing]: so am I...
Rake[DnD]: i'll also enjoy it
BS-man: not as long as you put your feet in my chat
tears[packing]: hee, scummy
* tears[packing] wonders what HM would say to that >.>
BS-man: HM is my bitch
BS-man: :3
tears[packing]: you didn't smack scum
BS-man: he's a grown up
tears[packing]: so am I...
Rake[DnD]: i'll also enjoy it
BS-man: not as long as you put your feet in my chat
tears[packing]: hee, scummy
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I... beg... to... differ. Violently.tears~fall~like~glass wrote:BS-man: HM is my bitch
BS-man: :3
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* sovietxzion was showing his friend how to do oral sex properly on cam with a bananas
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Kyle: smear some butter on it, it'll be better
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Kyle: smear some butter on it, it'll be better
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Freak: I am everybody's God
Freja: you're not mine....
* Freak gives Widget awareness
Freak: I am yours
Ferg: Then who's the Devil?
Freak: you just don't know it yet
Freak: Star
Freja: star's too adorable
* Freja squishes star
Starfish:
* Starfish is squished
* Ferg becomes a Star worshipper.
Starfish: Yay!
Freja: you're not mine....
* Freak gives Widget awareness
Freak: I am yours
Ferg: Then who's the Devil?
Freak: you just don't know it yet
Freak: Star
Freja: star's too adorable
* Freja squishes star
Starfish:
* Starfish is squished
* Ferg becomes a Star worshipper.
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Maybe. I just need to find a pair of testicles. I swear I had them at least on Tuesday night (I think everyone saw them).
Are they in the sofa?
No, but maybe the remote is. :p
The remote to your testicles? That would be handy
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o.O;
sovietxzion: MIKEY!
lol tesitcle remotes summoned mikey!
HAHAHA.
Are they in the sofa?
No, but maybe the remote is. :p
The remote to your testicles? That would be handy
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sovietxzion: MIKEY!
lol tesitcle remotes summoned mikey!
HAHAHA.
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HoodedMan: Today I actually wondered if I was leaning towards homoflexible/bi. So I watched straight porn.
HoodedMan: And when a vagina came into frame, I screamed. Literally screamed out loud.
HoodedMan: So I'm thinking not.
HoodedMan: And when a vagina came into frame, I screamed. Literally screamed out loud.
HoodedMan: So I'm thinking not.
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you must have more
MORE KOOL-AID
Can I just eat it dry?
Or, better yet, can I sniff it?
Yes... and no.
now I want the fun dip in my bedroom
...
the candy stick is the best part
MORE KOOL-AID
Can I just eat it dry?
Or, better yet, can I sniff it?
Yes... and no.
now I want the fun dip in my bedroom
...
the candy stick is the best part
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[11:36] Hey freak
[11:56] * @Steyn draws a cavalier moustache on freak
[11:56] There, you now have flaire!
[12:06] :O
[12:06] ...
[12:06] :{O
[11:36] Hey freak
[11:56] * @Steyn draws a cavalier moustache on freak
[11:56] There, you now have flaire!
[12:06] :O
[12:06] ...
[12:06] :{O
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another freakism:
[20:31] if I ever get children, as soon as they're three years old, I will put them into the penguin area at the zoo
[20:31] and they'll have to fight the penguins
[20:31] O.o
[20:31] that is only ok if your dress them in little smokings.
[20:31] only so I can be sure that they are strong and have a bright future
[20:31] after that I'll return them to their parents
[20:31] if I ever get children, as soon as they're three years old, I will put them into the penguin area at the zoo
[20:31] and they'll have to fight the penguins
[20:31] O.o
[20:31] that is only ok if your dress them in little smokings.
[20:31] only so I can be sure that they are strong and have a bright future
[20:31] after that I'll return them to their parents
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@Freak> yay, ravenous sex!
sovietxzion> ohaiiii!
@Freak> yay, mikey's good timing!
Slarti> LMAO
sovietxzion> i see sex drew me here
sovietxzion> as it rightfully should so
@Freak> yay, ravenous sex!
sovietxzion> ohaiiii!
@Freak> yay, mikey's good timing!
Slarti> LMAO
sovietxzion> i see sex drew me here
sovietxzion> as it rightfully should so
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gimme a treat?
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fussy face with the magic pouty lip http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l192/ ... GP1103.jpg
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awwwww
you just wanna snuggle that face!
why thank you, I do make sure I look cute
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awwwww
you just wanna snuggle that face!
why thank you, I do make sure I look cute
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* @Freak has a horn!
O.o
* Pietro steps away from freak
yes, yes you do
Honk that horn.
that sounds soooooooo dirty
I am a unicorn!
special unicorn mayonaise!
Does that mean you bond with virgins?
......
there aren't any here
:3
O.o
* Pietro steps away from freak
yes, yes you do
Honk that horn.
that sounds soooooooo dirty
I am a unicorn!
special unicorn mayonaise!
Does that mean you bond with virgins?
......
there aren't any here
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the potatoes ended up burning because he didn't say 'hey I want you to hold the dog for five minutes while I anally violate him'
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* sovietxzion snuggles the life out of murphy
murphy: nuuuuuu
sovietxzion: YUUUUUUUIE
* NotFreak snuggles his MURPHY
* murphy flails
* tears steals Murphy
* murphy squeals as she's carted off
* NotFreak tackles tears and steals murphy and flails her about like seh's a chicken
* tears eeps
* murphy dies of shaken murphy syndrome
Fergie: You killed Murphy!
Fergie: You bastards!
murphy: nuuuuuu
sovietxzion: YUUUUUUUIE
* NotFreak snuggles his MURPHY
* murphy flails
* tears steals Murphy
* murphy squeals as she's carted off
* NotFreak tackles tears and steals murphy and flails her about like seh's a chicken
* tears eeps
* murphy dies of shaken murphy syndrome
Fergie: You killed Murphy!
Fergie: You bastards!
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[07:21] do you like old men coming after you chickenhawk?
[07:21]
[07:21] huh?
[07:21] *** ChickenHawk is now known as Bman
[07:22] A chickenhawk or chicken hawk is slang used in American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners, who may less often be called "chickens"
[07:22] Ha!
and so we learn more about teh ghey culture *sagenod*
[07:21]
[07:21] huh?
[07:21] *** ChickenHawk is now known as Bman
[07:22] A chickenhawk or chicken hawk is slang used in American and British gay culture to denote older males who prefer younger males for partners, who may less often be called "chickens"
[07:22] Ha!
and so we learn more about teh ghey culture *sagenod*
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* Darren uses tackleglomp
* Monet uses falloverandsqueal
Darren: It's super effective!
* Darren uses tackleglomp
* Monet uses falloverandsqueal
Darren: It's super effective!
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Rogue: potty break... brb
JP: done and same
Rogue: back
JP: wb
Rogue: ty
Rogue: wb to you too? or have you not gone yet?
JP: I didn't manage to get out of bed.
Rogue: I'll get the spare sheets
JP: still trying.
JP: *snerk*
JP: Okay, getting up...will do it...can't be that comfortable.
Rogue: lol
JP: I'm back
JP: *is fast*
Rogue: yay! you did it!
* Rogue puts the spare sheets back
* JP is a big girl!
Rogue: woo!
Rogue: time to graduate from pull-ups!
JP: done and same
Rogue: back
JP: wb
Rogue: ty
Rogue: wb to you too? or have you not gone yet?
JP: I didn't manage to get out of bed.
Rogue: I'll get the spare sheets
JP: still trying.
JP: *snerk*
JP: Okay, getting up...will do it...can't be that comfortable.
Rogue: lol
JP: I'm back
JP: *is fast*
Rogue: yay! you did it!
* Rogue puts the spare sheets back
* JP is a big girl!
Rogue: woo!
Rogue: time to graduate from pull-ups!
Remy: he feels lust for everyone