Haiku is easy! Just five, seven, five again. It's just that simple.
Bamfing and porting. Pointed ears and arrow tail. Dashing german male.
He played with Gamma. Something went terribly wrong. Just don't make him mad.
I am Iron man. Red and gold is my colour. Daniels is my drink.
Master of magnets. Leader of The Brotherhood. Wears chic purple cape.
Swinging his hammer. Making thunderous entries. So blonde and studly.
Red blur of fast blades. Mad itchy triggerfingers. Crazy mouth won't stop.
Roars and yells a lot. Temper and short and hairy. Logan needs a hug.
Blasts things with his eyes. Has a stick up his backside. Bad on-off lovelife.
She dies quite a lot. Redhead with telepathy. People call her JEEEEEAAAAAAN!!!
Leader of X-men. Power to control your mind. But just can't grow hair.
Second World War man. Fights with hands and serving plate. Knows life of ice cubes.
Vigilante shark. Blind as bat but hits as hard. Costume is horny.
A real genius. Has fuzzy blue birthday suit. Sweet stars and garters!
Kentucky miner. Can go as fast as bullets. Hits like a cannon.
Thief from the south swamps. Hits with sticks and throws pink cards. Oui oui mon ami.
A sweet southern belle. Sucks you with a fingertip. Can't pronounce sugar.
Had cosmic problem. Now makes breakfast from bedroom. The doctor that stretch.
He's as cool as ice. First look was that of Frosty. Now an icicle.
Muscles all around. Has a metal bowl helmet. "THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!"
Started out British. Now stuck as a Japanese. Change Betsy back, Joe!
Flaming skull and bike. Kick ass halloween costume. Not on Christmas though.
Claws, fangs and healing. Kitten with an attitude. Maybe also nuts.
He sleeps with his guns. Seeks criminals to punish. Man needs a hobby.
Silver and liquid. Shape shift like T one thousand. But just sexier.
Sparkle like diamond. Telepath with intentions. Likes to dress slutty.
Daughter of Magnuts. Breaks reality when stressed. Chaos is her thing.
Vibranium suit. Married to the weather witch. King of his country.
A neurotic guy. He dresses in red and blue. Swings on sticky glue.
[Edited on 27/10/2009 by steyn]