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Okeydoke. I just have to borrow my friend Grant's DVD of the film, so I can make sure I have the lyrics right....but I can post the prologue here, if you want.
By the way, you aren't the only one who snickers every time they hear that song...I do, too, and I'm Catholic!
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i don't get it... i don't really - i can't picture Jesus as a mutant - probably because i *am* one of those devout christians... nope, don't get it, um, not really
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As long as it is for harmless fun.
I'm catholic too, and I wanna hear it...if that's alright with Klady and the rest of y'all?
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OK... if anyone really objects...PLEASE let us know. those who want to hear it can be u to Ud with the lyrics.
We don't want to offend anyone's serious religious views...but, as I said originally... since it is a filk of an existing song...everything's up for grabs as far as I am concerned.the whole Jesus Christ superstar thing boggled me in the first place, cuz I figguree devout christians would scream and yell about bebopping the religion... so whatta I know? I'm a witch... doI care? not on your tyntype...I get raunchy with everything.
I look at it this way... religions.. especially ones that anthropomorphize the creative force in the universe...are the invention of the "god center" in the brain of the human ape. their attempt to bring such an awesome concept as diety down to their level so they can interact with it. Scientists have discovered this area in the brain of humans which seems to be connected to religion. The bigger it is, the more active it is, the more religious a person is. Other animals do not seem to have this "god center" part of the brain... so "god" concepts and the need to interact with diety is a strictly human thing...part of the brain.
OK... this is cool...some people have a lot...some people have not so lot...
No offense intended anywhere...
Hash this one out you all...
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Well, if I offend anyone, sorry in advance. For the record, I -did- springboard the idea off my church's Youth Ministers, and they were okay with it. One of them actually asked for a printed copy of it when I was done!

Anyway, here's a bit of a teaser....I probably won't get the rest typed up for a while, I have a sadistic science teacher who assigns HUGE projects and gives you a week to do them in, with no time to work in class.

'Jesus Christ, Mutant Star'
Prologue: Lenore's Plot

Lenore smiled as she printed off the cast and crew sheet for her latest endeavor in evo-verse ficcage. She read down the list:

"Of course Kurt is Jesus, he's the most Christlike of the X-Men, anyway. And Wanda is Mary Magdalene..well, part of my bargain with Red Witch was that I'd have at least two Misfits in large roles, and I do like her better than that twit Amanda (sorry, but I've never liked Amanda...not in comic-verse, nor evo-verse, nor anywhere)...I wonder how she'll react?

"Archangel is Judas...mostly for irony's sake, but he could use being a little evil sometimes, anyway. That gives me an idea: write a story where Warren proves that looks really -are- decieving..that would be lovely.

"And my beloved Pietro is Peter....fulfilling my bargain with RW and my own wishes. Seeing him doing a duet of 'Could We Start Again, Please?' with his twin should be quite good. As for the other Apostles, well, the ones that get mentioned, anyway, I have some good ones.

"Tabitha will be Simon...the personalities match perfectly. Who cares if Simon is a man's part? I love breaking conventions like that...after all, no one stopped me from playing Puck in that performance of A Midsummer Night's Dream we did at writing/acting camp, did they? Tabitha deserves the same respect. I'll make John Proudstar John, of course, and Spirit (from Red Witch's stories) will be James. That'll work fine for the disciples. Now on to the good parts.

"I had such a hard time casting the Pharisees....it takes a special kind of mutant to play a role like that. Magneto will be Caiphas....he has the right sort of character to play that role, and besides, haven't I always given my favorite characters the best roles?

"And of course, Annias will be played by Caliban. That'll raise a few eyebrows. I was actually at a conundrum for a while, but a friend's comment on the movie version helped me with that. (In refrence to the appearance of the actor portraying Annias in the film) "OMG! That dude looks so freaky! He looks like the love-child of Caliban from X-Men and that Bib Fortuna guy from Star Wars!" Thank you, Sarah." :rolleyes

"The other Pharisees will be Remy LeBeau, Wolverine, and Matt Burke (again, pending Red Witch's agreement). And because I love torturing him, Scott Summers will be Pontius Pilate. If Red Witch agrees, Cobra Commander will be Herod...if not...hmm, let me think, who annoys the heck out of me? Oh, I know!" :doh "Slushie-boy! (aka Iceman)."

"Besides myself, Callisto and Evan will be directors. Why? Because I like them..and I don't have to borrow them from Red Witch, because I'm taking them from my own little Evo-verse continuity! Muahahaha! Oh, yeah, and anyone I hate is going to be in the scene with the lepers in it." :evil

"And for security pruposes....well, I have a few tricks up my sleeves....isn't that right, my Guardiennes?" Thirteen sets of eyes peered out from the darkness beside Lenore.

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Welp, 'tis nearly the season, someone put the original on the radio, annd.... i had this pop into my head (probably becaused i'm in Australia and have never seen one of these....)

I'm dreaming,
of a white Christmas
Just like the ones i never knew
Where the tree tops glisten
As spoiled kids listen
To shows seen on Channel 2

I'm dreaming,
Of a white Christmas,
With every Christmas Card i write
May the day be merry and bright
'Cos i found all the Christmas lights!

:p
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I am so going to make an animated GIF of this...


*Hank Standing in a lab, holding chalk and humming as he writes complicated-looking stuff on a blackboard*
*suddenly...*

P is for physics, that's good enough for me,

P is for physics, that's good enough for me,

P is for physics, that's good enough for me!

Oh Physics, physics, starts with Peeeeee!

(and you could do the same with T is for Twinkie too, but i'm hormonal and slack right now :D)
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Well, just this one more... its a rough draft

I was working late in my LAN one night,
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my computer from his desk began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

(It was a mac!)
it was my monster mac
(the monster mac!)
My LAN support was back
(it was the mac)
With gaming codes to crack
(and play the mac!)
LAN - party with my mac


The Party had just begun (wa-oooh, play the mac)
Everyone was having fun (wa-oooh, play the mac)
The Shadowcat had teamed up (wa-oooh!)
With the shapeshifter and her son

(To play the mac)
To play the monster mac
(the monster mac)
In a Quake attack
(To play the mac)
Fragging front and back
(the monster mack)
Come play the monster mack!

its a work in progress :D
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Hmm,

Online gaming with Apple products...

Would that make it a Mac Muck?

While driving a truck...

A Mack Mac Muck?

I'll stop now.
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:magneto

Oh, gee... filking tonight on the ol' campground...

In the X Men...
Poor Magneto's outta luck...
In the X Men...
Wanda's made the world a muck...
In the X Men...
and Wolvie's still a schmuck...
In the X Men...
In the X Men...

In the X Men...
House of M is made of mud..
In the x Men...
shedding tons of mutant blood...
In the X Men...
But the series is a dud...
In the X men...
In the X Men...

In the x Men...
I thought Morrison was bad...
In the X Men...
and Bendis just is sad...
In the X Men...
guys, I think we've all been HAD!
In the X men...
In the x Men...

I would go on... but the whole wretched summer offerings of House of M are just too depressing. what a sucky series... and they still leave us up in the air... hoping we are still interested enough to keep reading...
sigh... not...
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Oh, great. Now I'm back on my Gilbert and Sullivan kick.

I'm just imagining Brian Braddock singing:

For in spite of all temptation
to rule Otherworld with Meggan,
I remain an Englishman.
I remaaiin aan E- he-he-he-he-he-he-he-hennnnnnglishmaaaaaaan
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Randomly silly:

I got music
I got rythym,
I got CAFFEINE!!!!
Who could ask for anything more?

I got blue-elves
On my shoulder
I got CHOCOLATE!!!
Who could ask for anything more?

All the X-Men
I don't mind 'em
You can find 'em
Hangin' around my back and front door

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

*poings madly*
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:magneto
... for he might have been a Russian...
A French, or Turk or Prussian...
Or perhaps I tal i an...
Or perhaps I tal i an...
But in spite of all temptations...
to belong to other nations...
He remains an Englishman...
He remains and Englishhhhhhmmmmaaaaannnnn...

then, of course, there's:

Magneto... I just met a guy named Magneto
And suddenly that name will never be the same... to me!
Magneto... I just fell in love with Magneto...
And suddenly I found how wonderful a sound can be...
Magneto... say it loud, it's the universe rolling...
say it soft, it's your funeral bell tolling...
Magneto...I'm always extolling...
Magneto!
The most magnetic sound I've ever heard....
MAGNETOOOOooooo...

LOL...and we're off and rolling again!!!
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;) Heh.

Knew I just needed to get you wound up again.
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:magneto
Moi?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

He is the Master, Magneto!
the most pow er ful...you know...
whose glorious flag we'll always raise..
With tons of hype and lots of praise...
With lots and lots and lots and lots of praise...

The X Men vainly fight
Our Lord and Master's might...
Xavier's brats are fledgling teams...
and the only thing that conquers is Mags' bad dreams..
His horrible and enervating dreams...

But when it comes right down to force...
the Magster's still on top, of course...
He may be down, but he'll return...
If he gets a decent writer then the X Men sure will learn
All the essons that they really , really , really need to learn...
All the lessons that they really need to learn...

I love Gilbbert and Sullivan almost as much as Rodgers and Hammerstein!
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:jean : I’ve been cheated by you since I don’t know when
So I made up my mind, it must come to an end
Look at me now, will I ever learn?
I don’t know how but I suddenly lose control
Phoenix fire is in my soul

Just one look and I hear warning bells bell ring
One more look and I destroy everything, o-o-o-oh

:warren , :hank , :logan :

Mamma mia, here she goes again
My my, you're in for the worst
Mamma mia, Scott is slow again
My my, that looks like it really hurts

:jean :
Yes, I’ve been brokenhearted
Blue since the day we parted
Why, why did I ever let you go?
Mamma mia, now I really know,
My my, I could never let you go.

I’ve been angry and sad 'bout the things that you do
I can’t count all the times that I’ve told you we’re through
And when I go, when I slam the door
I think you know that I won't be away too long
My whip knows your back isn't strong...

Just one look and I hear warning bells ring
One more look and oh! there goes Scott's ding, o-o-o-oh

:warren , :hank , :logan :

Mamma mia, here she goes again
My my, you're in for the worst
Mamma mia, Scott is slow again
My my, that looks like it really hurts


:jean :
Mamma mia, even if I say
Bye bye, I'll be gone forever
Mamma mia, it’s a game I play
'Cause we will get back together...

:warren , :hank , :logan :

Mamma mia, here she goes again
My my, you're in for the worst
Mamma mia, Scott is slow again
My my, that looks like it hurts
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ABBA?!!

Bwahahahahahahaaa!!!!

Oh man, those guys were *Huge* in Australia :D
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that´s cool :clap
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BWAHAHA! :*D

These are great! (Especially "In the X-Men" and "Star Drekkin." L'd MAO.)

Drat, now I am compelled to contribute! I shall return when I have something.

PS: Anyone know where I can find a transcription of the lyrics to Mr. Lehrer's We Will All Go Together?

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