Get It Right, Marvel!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 4:05 am

Marvel was really starting to piss Kurt off. He was really starting to regret the Professor’s decision to allow that comic company to draw their adventures for the whole world to see and learn all of their secrets.

He sat by the pool, his feet in the cold water. He sighed, looking over at Jean-Paul. It wasn’t the fact that people were learning their secrets; that was all right really. The fan fiction written about them wasn’t bad either, most of the time any way.

The issue here was who was homosexual and who was not.

Kurt couldn’t help but growl faintly in his throat as he thought about it. According to Marvel, there was only one homosexual member of X-men and that was Jean-Paul. Jean-Paul had been angry of course. Why was it the Canadian who was the only homosexual in the group? Everyone knew there were others who were open about it! Why didn’t Marvel want to make X-men more open with the members who were?

But what fun would it be with Remy Lebeau and Rogue not having that tension? What would be the reason to off Betsy if Warren couldn’t cry about it? Yes, Marvel was making up stories about them now. Smiling, Kurt waved to Betsy as she walked by.

He just didn’t understand why Marvel had this fascination with making most of the X-men straight. Yes, there was a large majority who were, but there was more than just one homosexual at the same time! They made the pairing all wrong, and it was annoying.

Jean and Scott? Not on your life! It was Jean and Alex of course! Scott was the one who slept with Betsy. Warren and Remy didn’t argue or fight like it was often written; they were lovers for Christ’s sake! As for Logan, the man was still a virgin, not the wild sex beast they said he was!

Speaking of pairing, Kurt smiled faintly as his lover slipped their arms around his middle. Purring softly, he leaned back and looked up, kissing their cheek lightly.

“What’s the matter?” Bobby asked, looking down at Kurt.

“I was just thinking about Marvel again.” Kurt sighed. Bobby sighed, rolling his eyes.

“I hate those damned people. They always make me snap at you!” he said. “And me in love with Lorna? Please, the woman doesn’t even exist!”

“At least you weren’t forced to be with your foster sister, an alien, another alien, have a one night stand with ANOTHER alien, hit on Ororo who is busy with Hank, and then hit on Meggan when she’s with the White Queen!” Kurt sighed. Laughing softly, Bobby kissed his lover on his furry cheek.

“You’re the biggest stud of the group!” he laughed. Smiling, Kurt stood up and turned to Bobby, hugging him tightly.

“I love you.” Kurt said softly, curling his tail around Bobby’s middle.

“Yeah, me too.” Bobby agreed. “Want to go dismantle Logan’s blender again?” he asked. Kurt smiled evilly, nodding.

“You know it!”

SheCat · Post by **SheCat** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 6:53 am

Ummmm...okay. The writing and topics were good, but I guess I'm not into Slash. Heh, it's funny to think of Scott and Betsy together...and Remy and Warren

and Bobby and Kurt I've heard of.

Nice job

Lilla Ebby Ãƒâ€žngel · Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:47 am

Good for you in writing this!

I think it's good

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 4:16 am

heh, the idea just wouldn't leave until i did it!

Lilla Ebby Ãƒâ€žngel · Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:32 am

Well hey, ideas aren't destructive...right?

Zix · Post by **Zix** » Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:17 pm

Cute.

But now I'm interested in Logan's blender. Why are they dismantling it? Plain, wanton destruction or is there some greater purpose behind it? Is Logan emotionally attached to the blender?

I apologise. Too much sugar.

Lilla Ebby Ãƒâ€žngel · Sun Jan 04, 2004 12:47 am

Hmmm...it would be funny if he was emotionaly attached to the blender...:p

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:27 am

*blinks* *starts to write down continuation with the blender!* Thankeee!

Wolvertique · Post by **Wolvertique** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 4:09 pm

NOOOOO! Logan is NOT the Larry 3000 from Time Squad!

Besides, Kurt and Bobby make no sense as Otto and Tudrussell!

(well, that is what I thought of when I read it...)

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:11 pm

You should write a slash fic with Logan and his blender.

heh... nice fic anyway, a good length. As always, good job, Lauren!

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 4:03 am

A slash fic! Now how would I be able to pull that off without being perverted?

Sorte Springer · Post by **Sorte Springer** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:30 am

It´s a cute story, with a little surprise ending. Besides you are right! It is really annoying that marvel have to spell out that only North Star is gay (and can´t have a romance in the comics).
I vote for more gay and bi- sexual X-men and X-women.

Lauren · Post by **Lauren** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:41 pm

Honestly! We need to get some pairings going! Don't they realize that they probably would sell MORE comics if they had that?

Warbird · Post by **Warbird** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:53 pm

first of all, High Fives for Time Squad refrences!!!! No one I know watches it but me. Second, I think there's a story you should read by David Sedaris called "Parade", Lauren. It's sort of along these lines. It's about him dating Charlton Heston and Mike Tyson. It's really funny. Actually he's one of my favorite authors, I think he's a riot. This story is in Barrel Fever, I think his best book is Me Talk Pretty Some Day though. Ok I'm slowly starting to get off topic.

Bluebird · Post by **Bluebird** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:27 am

Originally posted by Lauren
A slash fic! Now how would I be able to pull that off without being perverted?

How would you be able to pull that off without dismembering Logan?

DO IT!

This was wonderfulXD especially the last line