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they couldn't drain it? seriously? I mean, I never fudged a bench, but one would think that you would go soft with the embarrassment and the needles.
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OWWIE. What an idiot, though.
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Originally posted by steyn
they couldn't drain it? seriously? I mean, I never fudged a bench, but one would think that you would go soft with the embarrassment and the needles.
Well, the bench would have acted as a 'certain device used normally for such things' and kept the blood trapped - ie arteries can pump it in, but the veins can't drain it out. So he couldn't have wilted.

On top of that add gravity, manipulation and time and the swelling would have gotten a lot worse.

Ouch.
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Post by CurlyyHairGirl »

Poor guy. That really sucks!!! Glad he's ok!!!
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(side note from penis in bench = Curly! Holy crap! how are you girl??)
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