Nightscrawlers

so why can't i post here...(seeing if this sowrks, i wasn't aloud to make a topic)

They tell us we couldn´t do here...do you remember?

no. Why? and how do i get a title that i chose, like someone here is librarian, i've seen red queen, little blue lucy, some others too....what kind of sucking up groveling, or intiguingly strange bussness do i have to do to get that.