What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
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What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
What was the worst pick-up line you've heard? Me and my sister have a few...
"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?" (well, that's kinda cute, but I had to put up the ones that we've heard)
"The word of the day is "legs." Spread the word."
My sister asked a guy, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy "Do you have the energy?"
"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?" (well, that's kinda cute, but I had to put up the ones that we've heard)
"The word of the day is "legs." Spread the word."
My sister asked a guy, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy "Do you have the energy?"
"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me."
What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
Probably the oldest and stupidest: 'Did it hurt?' 'What?' 'When you fell from heaven'
I hear that one way too much:P
I hear that one way too much:P
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I've read some pretty silly pick up line but people know not to hit on me unless they wont to meet mr. fist:LOL
1."Do you eat Lucky charms, cause you look magically delicious"
2."I haven't had a date in ten years"
I have a whole lot of pick up lines that i think are crazy
1."Do you eat Lucky charms, cause you look magically delicious"
2."I haven't had a date in ten years"
I have a whole lot of pick up lines that i think are crazy
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm SO using that one!Originally posted by NightPooferMy sister asked a guy, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy "Do you have the energy?"
And another classic:
"Nice shoes, wanna f--k?"
What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
I've never had pick up lines used on me (im that hideous eh? ) But I have had stupid things said to me by my boyfriend. they were kind of cute though, but I do feel that what I said back was often far more entertaining.
Him: "What's your favourite flavour crisps?"
Me: "Prawn cocktail"
Him: "Me too."
Me: "I must marry you."
when I finally 'asked' him to date me, well it was kind of strange:
See the scenario, him and I are sat on the couch at a Christmas party at my parents house. I suddenly decide to gather enough courage (and accumulate enough alcohol in my system) to ask him:
"So, are you going to kiss me or what?" (I blame the alcohol, it sounded far too blunt, more so than I wanted it to). He looks at me, slightly confused and looking like a lost puppy:
Him: "W-what"
me: "I said are you going to kiss me, I'm not going to wait all night y'know"
Him "Uh ok"
We share a qucik kiss then fall silent, he turns towards me and asks:
"So does this mean we're going out together?"
Me: "Y'know what... I think it does."
we've been together for over 1 1/2 years. I just wanted to share by far the cruddiest 'chat up' lines we have ever used, strangely enough we used them on each other, and they worked.
Him: "What's your favourite flavour crisps?"
Me: "Prawn cocktail"
Him: "Me too."
Me: "I must marry you."
when I finally 'asked' him to date me, well it was kind of strange:
See the scenario, him and I are sat on the couch at a Christmas party at my parents house. I suddenly decide to gather enough courage (and accumulate enough alcohol in my system) to ask him:
"So, are you going to kiss me or what?" (I blame the alcohol, it sounded far too blunt, more so than I wanted it to). He looks at me, slightly confused and looking like a lost puppy:
Him: "W-what"
me: "I said are you going to kiss me, I'm not going to wait all night y'know"
Him "Uh ok"
We share a qucik kiss then fall silent, he turns towards me and asks:
"So does this mean we're going out together?"
Me: "Y'know what... I think it does."
we've been together for over 1 1/2 years. I just wanted to share by far the cruddiest 'chat up' lines we have ever used, strangely enough we used them on each other, and they worked.
Why no less than 50 characters per post? It's not really a problem for me 'cause I can ramble for an age... But how are you supposed to play the word association game now?
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I have another one which me and my old friend Erin Carter started
"If you were a screw, and I was a screwdriver, I'd want to screw you"
"If you were a screw, and I was a screwdriver, I'd want to screw you"
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Here's a good one:
Dude: "Are your parents retards?"
Girl: O.o;;; "Uh, no, why?"
Dude: "Because you're very special."
Behold, the power of celibacy.
Dude: "Are your parents retards?"
Girl: O.o;;; "Uh, no, why?"
Dude: "Because you're very special."
Behold, the power of celibacy.
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Oh, man that is stupid! I remember another one
"Hey there, you look tired, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
"Hey there, you look tired, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"
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Heh heh heh heh, that one's kinda funny.
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I Know...
"I'm (nationality). Do you have any (nationality) in you? Would you like some?"
"I'm (nationality). Do you have any (nationality) in you? Would you like some?"
What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
Does this count? Once, this guy asked me if he could take my breasts out to dinner. He actually said that. I told him they weren't allowed out on their own, because I was so attached to them.
(I didn't go out with him.)
Once at a bar, this other guy said "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
(I didn't go out with him.)
Once at a bar, this other guy said "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
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Down hear we have some REALY dumd ones
"If I was a swing, Would you push me?" and so one.......
"If I was a swing, Would you push me?" and so one.......
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I read this one in a dating book!
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
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What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
All together now:Originally posted by Gaz
I read this one in a dating book!
"My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in"
EEEEEWWWWW!!!
Good God, what kind of dating book was THAT? It makes me glad that I missed out on the dating scene altogether! I was too busy doing the roleplaying game thing (I even met my husband in a group Champions game )
Which makes me wonder if gamers would have crummy pickup lines for each other? Something along the lines of, "Want to come back to my 20th level wizard's keep and see my pickled demon collection? I even have the Wand of Orcus mounted on my wall!"
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What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?
"Hey, wanna screw?" a friend holding a screw backstage at a play rehearsal. It was a joke going around at the time.
"Fancy a f**k?" This was also joking, by my best gay male friend.
"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs." Gay friend's crude lesbian friend who was nice but a little creepy. No, I did not date her.
I've got a few else, I'll add them later once I remember them.
"Fancy a f**k?" This was also joking, by my best gay male friend.
"Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs." Gay friend's crude lesbian friend who was nice but a little creepy. No, I did not date her.
I've got a few else, I'll add them later once I remember them.
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Ha, ha!!!Originally posted by darkmillennia
Behold, the power of celibacy.
I can't think of any lines that guys have used on me. However, one guy did come up to me recently and ask point blank, "Are you involved with anyone?" I responded, "Well, that's a bit blatent," and he said, "I'm not going to waste my time if you're not available." I appreciated the honesty, but I didn't give him my number.
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My sister heard this one too, (wow, a whole lot of people hit on her) "Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here."
"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
"Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!"
And
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
Also, this is what my sister fell for, I don't know how she could of
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
"Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
"Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!"
And
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."
Also, this is what my sister fell for, I don't know how she could of
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
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For some reason I always seem to get hit on by comp sci or ex-comp sci majors that like to use pick-up lines like this:
"Come over to my house and let's do math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and we'll multiply."
Or
"Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?"
"Come over to my house and let's do math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and we'll multiply."
Or
"Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?"
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Ah man! I heard that one! There was a stupid computer line THAT I HATED!!!
"Wanna go over to my house and see my discs? I promise it's not a floppy"
Edit: Well, I'm not sure how it started but I know the endings right...
"Wanna go over to my house and see my harddrive, I promise it's mega bit and it's not a floppy" I think that's how it goes
"Wanna go over to my house and see my discs? I promise it's not a floppy"
Edit: Well, I'm not sure how it started but I know the endings right...
"Wanna go over to my house and see my harddrive, I promise it's mega bit and it's not a floppy" I think that's how it goes
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Ooh, let's see... I've never had any used on me, but me and my friends yell them at people around the street when we walk downtown. Let's see...
"Oh, baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants."
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together." Hasen't everyone heard this one place or another?
"I like my women like I like my coffe: Hot and Sweet."
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
God, there's a million of them... naturally, now I can't think of them. Oh well.
Euw, my love is like diarreha? WTF was wrong with that guy?
"Oh, baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants."
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i' together." Hasen't everyone heard this one place or another?
"I like my women like I like my coffe: Hot and Sweet."
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
God, there's a million of them... naturally, now I can't think of them. Oh well.
Euw, my love is like diarreha? WTF was wrong with that guy?
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I heard that line, me and my friend Erin would have fun yelling that at people around school... Probably why everyone thought we were weird.
Here's another one
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!"
Here's another one
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!"
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- yep thats a bad one- glad that never happened to meOriginally posted by darkmillennia
Here's a good one:
Dude: "Are your parents retards?"
Girl: O.o;;; "Uh, no, why?"
Dude: "Because you're very special."
Behold, the power of celibacy.
i've gotten-
someone call heaven i think they're missing an angel
i like what your wearing but ya know what you'd look better in- my bed
there was also the time i told a guy F@#! you- he said oh yes please
(& they wonder WHY they cant get dates)
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Well, this is more my best than my worse but here it is: "You gonna finish that sandwich?" Works everytime. I gets the girl, AND the food....
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The worst and very predictable:
"Do you come here often?(a bar)
My answer(depends what he looks like)
I got this horrible itch....
"Do you come here often?(a bar)
My answer(depends what he looks like)
I got this horrible itch....
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All I wanted to do was fit in...
Originally posted by Bamf Bunny
bamfboy, I think your worst was what you tried on me in chat over the weekend.