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With today's celebrities all on...something...there is no lack of horrid baby names nowadays. But sometimes the average joe comes up with something truly horrendous:
poor kid.
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poor kid.
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Is that for real? Special K is a breakfast cereal (and a Placebo song). Kendall is a town in Cumbria and a mint cake - like a slab of mint sugary crap walkers take up hills. That is just nuts.
Poor child if that is for real...
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Poor child if that is for real...
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Wow, with a name like Urhines he's gonna have a world of hurt ahead in school. Also, this again proves that people in Kansas are CRAZY.
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Pryncess...I knew someone named that. The mom was like "Her name is Princess....spelled with a Y...." I was like. "Awww.....the poor kid..."
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You know...Special K is also what Ketamine is known by when sold on the streets as an illicit drug.
Double eww.
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Double eww.
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Pathetic how a parent would ruin a child's life like that...
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What the hell is "Urhine"? The last name of their favourite dealer?
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But that's not completely awful, unique as it may be...
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Yah know... I was watching this talk show (I forget which one) and this lady on the show was named "LaTrina" -- which is a pretty name... but when you think about it... (Get it? Replace the A at the end with an E... )
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Ha ha ha, she names her daughter Toyalet. I amuse myself.
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it shouldnt be legal!
i was watching a kids show the other day, and a there was a kid on it called something like 'membos',
thats not a name, thats not even a word!
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i was watching a kids show the other day, and a there was a kid on it called something like 'membos',
thats not a name, thats not even a word!
[Edited on 30/4/2007 by Jolinare]
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LMAO! Poor little son of a bitch.Originally posted by fourpawsonthefloor
With today's celebrities all on...something...there is no lack of horrid baby names nowadays. But sometimes the average joe comes up with something truly horrendous:
poor kid.
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That is just sad....I don't even know how to pronounce Urhine:?
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Bleh at least it's not as bad as some of my friends name... Their parents were just asking for their kids to hate them...
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Oh man,
that has got to suck.
Though there have been worse names thought up.
Not really worse/bad,
just really annoying.
There is this one kid running around that his full name starts with every letter in the alphabet.
as an example-
Alvin Bobby Calvin Drake Eric Fred....and so on and so forth.
that has got to suck.
Though there have been worse names thought up.
Not really worse/bad,
just really annoying.
There is this one kid running around that his full name starts with every letter in the alphabet.
as an example-
Alvin Bobby Calvin Drake Eric Fred....and so on and so forth.
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Knew a afro-american gal called Speshelle.
Dude, what people do to pretend being über-speshul these days.
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I was friends with a kid named Matt, last name Cohol. His dad's name...Alfred.
Al Cohol.
Can you imagine if he was in an AA meeting?
"Hello. My name is Al Cohol and I'm an alcholic."
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Al Cohol.
Can you imagine if he was in an AA meeting?
"Hello. My name is Al Cohol and I'm an alcholic."
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dude, Kendall isn't bad. I know like 3 Kendall's that's a pretty...not typical.. but well accepted name here.
and I would imagine Urhine is pronounced Yur-heen. like urine with 'hee' instead of 'in'
and I would imagine Urhine is pronounced Yur-heen. like urine with 'hee' instead of 'in'
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L'Africa, pronounced La Freaka; Sham'poo; VaGina, pronounced Va Geena;
And for the boys, this one takes the cake of the ones I know: D'Leterius. Pronounced Deleterious, I kid you not.
And for the boys, this one takes the cake of the ones I know: D'Leterius. Pronounced Deleterious, I kid you not.
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I knew a kid named Jor-El. I guess that at least is a better name than General Zod.
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My dad's co-teacher's boss' daughter's husband is named Jor-El. He's married to Melia, with a kid named Ronin.
cute kid, though. His dad's a skinhead-looking guy, but nice.
cute kid, though. His dad's a skinhead-looking guy, but nice.
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My grandma used to fill out birth certificates at the hospital and she stopped a lady from naming her twins (I am NOT making this up) SyPhillis and GonOrrhea (because the mom had heard about them so much, really, which sounds like s/t I'd do b/c I'm so naive).
Then my mom knew a lady named (again, fer real) Ima, surname: Daisy.
I hated my grandson's name, Romeo, because I am prudish and I think it's like naming a kid Playah or s/t, but then my cousin named her kids Max (Maximum Havoc) and Tru (True Chaos) b/c that's what children bring into your life. Sigh. The Good Lord knew what He was doing when He didn't give me children ....
But I do like some of the names you guys mentioned: L'Africa and Speshell. Then again, I'm from the Southern USA and I'm a little weird. I almost had a chance to become a mom and I was gonna give her the middle name Sojourner or possibly Verity (truth).
And the funny, funny part is: my youngest stepdaughter, who purposely gave her boys deviant spellings on their middle names (I don't even RECOGNIZE the younger one's middle name), was raggin' on the other day about people who give their kids "all these crazy made-up names." Ah, my little girl is growing up.
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Then my mom knew a lady named (again, fer real) Ima, surname: Daisy.
I hated my grandson's name, Romeo, because I am prudish and I think it's like naming a kid Playah or s/t, but then my cousin named her kids Max (Maximum Havoc) and Tru (True Chaos) b/c that's what children bring into your life. Sigh. The Good Lord knew what He was doing when He didn't give me children ....
But I do like some of the names you guys mentioned: L'Africa and Speshell. Then again, I'm from the Southern USA and I'm a little weird. I almost had a chance to become a mom and I was gonna give her the middle name Sojourner or possibly Verity (truth).
And the funny, funny part is: my youngest stepdaughter, who purposely gave her boys deviant spellings on their middle names (I don't even RECOGNIZE the younger one's middle name), was raggin' on the other day about people who give their kids "all these crazy made-up names." Ah, my little girl is growing up.
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I heard of a couple trying to name their kid 4 wheels. crazy! O.o
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