What Was The Worst Pick-Up Line You Heard?

Post by **fourpawsonthefloor** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:47 pm

Pick up lines...not too bad. But a dear (male of course) friend of mine ended up being asked in a bar who I was (I had come with a group of friends and this guy had seen me hanging around with all of them). My friend chose to describe me to this stranger as "A very nice girl, and she's got huge tits."
Boy...thanks. Grrrreat introduction.
BTW...the guy who asked my friend about me...we've been married for 8 yrs now. So I guess that the introduction worked anyway, eh?
Paws

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:47 pm

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy... What do you do for a living?

Are you a book? [what?] Cuz I'm checking you out!

Excuse me, do you have the time? Actually I don't need it. I just wanted an excuse to talk to you

Post by **JSherlock** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:14 pm

Originally posted by NightPoofer
"Do you want a drink? Well...get one for me while you're at it."

Yeah... like somebody would actually do that...

I would! But of course I'd pour it over his pants. And tell the bartender that he was paying for them.

anteresi · Post by **anteresi** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:30 pm

A random dude : "You know, you're like, totally hot."
Me : "You know, you're like, totally stupid."

We didn't date.

Angelique · Post by **Angelique** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:57 pm

"I'm safe. I shoot blanks."

To which I replied, "I'm married, and you're repulsive."

littlebamf · Post by **littlebamf** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:41 pm

In freshers week, my housemate got asked "Can I buy you a drink?" by this guy, who when she turned him down said "Oh well, the alternative is sex."

The guy then turned up to our flat in halls at 4am and sat outside her door trying to talk to her. He soon got removed

[Edited on 8-6-07 by littlebamf]

NightPoofer · Post by **NightPoofer** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:04 pm

Do you like apples?
[yes?]
How bout I f*** **** ******** ************************
How'd you like them apples?

Scumfish · Post by **Scumfish** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:33 am

Ok, this one was said by me:

"Grab yer coat, darlin'. You've pulled."

It worked, too.

Used on me:

"Will you sleep with me? I'm afraid of the dark."

"So many men, so little time, but I'll put some aside for you."

....They didn't work.

littlebamf · Post by **littlebamf** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:53 pm

Another little gem I came across was used on my friend by the college creep who slept with a BB gun under his pillow and muttered tio himself.

It was: "You have very pretty eyes. They match your hair."

My friend has green eyes and blonde hair, so not particuarly matching or similar which is how he meant it (he's used it on others) . She promptly ran away with me following in stitches.

The Drastic Spastic · Post by **The Drastic Spastic** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:36 am

"I think I'm too drunk to get it up."

What girl could resist such a challenge?

wingyding · Post by **wingyding** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:16 am

Let's see...

"Your body is a temple..."
The reply? "...and there are no services today." I got that one pulled on me at a theatre, of all placs. No place is safe.

"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock."
"I'm not from here, I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers."

CurlyyHairGirl · Post by **CurlyyHairGirl** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:10 am

Seriously?

From a freind of mine who will never end his pervy ways:

"Hey, lets get naked and throw a party in the parking lot."

No joke.

thylacine · Post by **thylacine** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:48 am

Let's see... I think I can top all those ones! My neighbor, a dis-barred lawyer who has since been sent to prison (hey, I'm not making it up) rented a room to this really annoying person named John (won't give his last name in this space here).

There is a stone wall that separates the properties. I was in my driveway washing my Buick. I here this, "HEY!!! HEY!!!" I look around. This huge enormous person is climbing over the stone wall, without asking. "HEY!! My name is John! I work with attack dogs! Hey! My dog would kill anyone but me! Would you go out with me, please?"

"Ah, well, yah know, John, I'm a real busy person, okay?"

"HEY!! I can always get someone else to go out with me, yah know!"

"Yeah? Okay, you'll find someone else to go out with. Have a good time. Bye."

Angelique · Post by **Angelique** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:05 pm

Well, this wasn't the worst, and it may not have been a good pickup line, but it was an effective icebreaker. Due to my brother totaling my car, I often had to pick my professor husband up from his classes. While strolling across campus to meet him with my then 3 month old daughter, I heard, "Wow. These child prodigies just keep getting younger! What's her major?"

My response: "Nursing, of course."

[Edited on 13/9/2007 by Angelique]

Bamfing_Bob · Post by **Bamfing_Bob** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:26 am

Ha ha ha, nice...